Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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All this talk about his recorded screams brought back memories of his sex videos where he is fucking sex dolls, I couldn't watch for long but I remember him mumbling something with an odd cadence.

Wonder what Barb had to listen to while he worked on her plumbing.
My guess is it went something like this "BELLA! BELLA BELLA! Ohhh Bella!" Cause let's be honest here, Chris was only doing barb out of desperation and possibly practice. He really wanted the yellow, fungal feet of Sweet little Bella in his hands and not the dried up husk of a woman barb is.
 
Chris has devopled a cult personally with him thinking that he is Jesus reborn and with cartoons merging with our world. He will probably start Heaven's Gate 2.0 in Jail, but with cartoons instead of Aliens.
 
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Chris has devopled a cult personally with him thinking that he is Jesus reborn and with cartoons merging with our world. He will probably start Heaven's Gate 2.0 in Jail, but with cartoons instead of Aliens.
But he lacks the speeches and charisma of cult leaders, so he will be seen at most as a clown.
 
He did put his horrifying dick in snow for 15+ minutes for a contest that Jackass was running. Funny thing is Chris of course never bothered to read/skim the guidelines and rules because if he did, he would've noticed that they didn't want people doing dumb shit.

It wasn't for a contest Jackass was running. That's just what trolls told him to dupe him into doing something stupid. At least, that's the reason I've always heard when it's been brought up.
 
It wasn't for a contest Jackass was running. That's just what trolls told him to dupe him into doing something stupid. At least, that's the reason I've always heard when it's been brought up.
So he was just like Bam? :story:

Now all he needs to do is centerpunch a tree, and not take anyone with him.
 
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Cause let's be honest here, Chris was only doing barb out of desperation and possibly practice.
Like your post, but have to disagree with this bit.

Whatever the deal is with Bella (I'm not dismissing it), I think Chris' ideal was sex with mom even back in the early love quest days. Sorry if that sounds too Freudian.

I wouldn't have definitively predicted it, but when I heard about the crime and subsequent arrest, I was not surprised.
 
All this talk about his recorded screams brought back memories of his sex videos where he is fucking sex dolls, I couldn't watch for long but I remember him mumbling something with an odd cadence.

Wonder what Barb had to listen to while he worked on her plumbing.
probably sounded something like this
 
I am halfway curious to what a kid of Portobella and Chris(t)chu would be.
There are few questions that aren't meant be asked.

That was one of them.

Well I used one of those baby maker AI things using Bella's photo from the CWCiki and CWC's photo at Bronycon and got this -

cwcbella1.jpg


Erm... well that's er....

God damn it Chris your genetics are that defective it even effects AI generated Children.
 
Like your post, but have to disagree with this bit.

Whatever the deal is with Bella (I'm not dismissing it), I think Chris' ideal was sex with mom even back in the early love quest days. Sorry if that sounds too Freudian.

I wouldn't have definitively predicted it, but when I heard about the crime and subsequent arrest, I was not surprised.
He certainly viewed his would-be sweetheart as more of a mother figure than an actual spouse or what have you. However, I think at that time he genuinely wanted a surrogate for Barb who would take care of him after the deaths of Barb and Bob. I don't believe he actually wanted to have sex with Barb or be in a relationship with Barb at that time. What's interesting, in light of all this, is that Barb is likely the person who originally put the idea in his head that his future spouse should essentially be Barb 2.0. And even if she didn't play a crucial role in constructing the idea of his sweetheart, she doesn't seem to have made any attempts to correct his vision of an ideal mate.
 
He really wanted the yellow, fungal feet of Sweet little Bella in his hands and not the dried up husk of a woman barb is.
nope. he's completely faceblind. he wants the barbussy as he has always wanted that barbussy because every woman looks the same.

some are lays that might mommy him.

one is a mommy that must lay him.
 
He did put his horrifying dick in snow for 15+ minutes for a contest that Jackass was running. Funny thing is Chris of course never bothered to read/skim the guidelines and rules because if he did, he would've noticed that they didn't want people doing dumb shit.

>Jackass competition
>Doesn't want people doing dumb shit
>Lolwut.jpg
 
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Well I used one of those baby maker AI things using Bella's photo from the CWCiki and CWC's photo at Bronycon and got this -

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Erm... well that's er....

God damn it Chris your genetics are that defective it even effects AI generated Children.
I don't think those AI's are allowed to show people the horrifying results that most of them would produce, and default to some generic output when they get really confused.
 
>Jackass competition
>Doesn't want people doing dumb shit
>Lolwut.jpg
The show had been accused of inspiring imitators and people getting hurt doing dumb ass stunts for years, (yes despite the disclaimer at the beginning warning people not to do that) that the contest had to specifically ask for ONLY submissions of ideas in writing or blue prints and not videos of dumbasses doing dumbass stuff and hurting themselves.
He certainly viewed his would-be sweetheart as more of a mother figure than an actual spouse or what have you. However, I think at that time he genuinely wanted a surrogate for Barb who would take care of him after the deaths of Barb and Bob. I don't believe he actually wanted to have sex with Barb or be in a relationship with Barb at that time. What's interesting, in light of all this, is that Barb is likely the person who originally put the idea in his head that his future spouse should essentially be Barb 2.0. And even if she didn't play a crucial role in constructing the idea of his sweetheart, she doesn't seem to have made any attempts to correct his vision of an ideal mate.
but less we forget in his salad days, chris always saw the ideal sweetheart as also being younger than him (but still legal!) and pretty and not a day older than himself. He wanted a young super model trophy wife who'd wait on him like a mother with added benefit of being pussy on demand to fuck whenever he wanted.
 
but less we forget in his salad days, chris always saw the ideal sweetheart as also being younger than him (but still legal!) and pretty and not a day older than himself. He wanted a young super model trophy wife who'd wait on him like a mother with added benefit of being pussy on demand to fuck whenever he wanted.
Don't forget she had to have moderate to high income and she had to be a white teetotaler free of anything Chris deemed a mental disorder (which hilariously included autism).
 
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