My guess is it went something like this "BELLA! BELLA BELLA! Ohhh Bella!" Cause let's be honest here, Chris was only doing barb out of desperation and possibly practice. He really wanted the yellow, fungal feet of Sweet little Bella in his hands and not the dried up husk of a woman barb is.
But he lacks the speeches and charisma of cult leaders, so he will be seen at most as a clown.
So he was just like Bam?
Like your post, but have to disagree with this bit.
probably sounded something like this
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He certainly viewed his would-be sweetheart as more of a mother figure than an actual spouse or what have you. However, I think at that time he genuinely wanted a surrogate for Barb who would take care of him after the deaths of Barb and Bob. I don't believe he actually wanted to have sex with Barb or be in a relationship with Barb at that time. What's interesting, in light of all this, is that Barb is likely the person who originally put the idea in his head that his future spouse should essentially be Barb 2.0. And even if she didn't play a crucial role in constructing the idea of his sweetheart, she doesn't seem to have made any attempts to correct his vision of an ideal mate.
It'd be terminally retarded I'm pretty sure.
nope. he's completely faceblind. he wants the barbussy as he has always wanted that barbussy because every woman looks the same.
Some questions have answers man was never meant to know.
I don't think those AI's are allowed to show people the horrifying results that most of them would produce, and default to some generic output when they get really confused.
The show had been accused of inspiring imitators and people getting hurt doing dumb ass stunts for years, (yes despite the disclaimer at the beginning warning people not to do that) that the contest had to specifically ask for ONLY submissions of ideas in writing or blue prints and not videos of dumbasses doing dumbass stuff and hurting themselves.
but less we forget in his salad days, chris always saw the ideal sweetheart as also being younger than him (but still legal!) and pretty and not a day older than himself. He wanted a young super model trophy wife who'd wait on him like a mother with added benefit of being pussy on demand to fuck whenever he wanted.
Don't forget she had to have moderate to high income and she had to be a white teetotaler free of anything Chris deemed a mental disorder (which hilariously included autism).
