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Well yeah, much like being a troon it's a useful reason why you can't be actually held responsible for the shitfuck retarded thing you did.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Ah, Bonnie's writing the textbook on proper social manipulation by faking shit I see.
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Wonder if anyone's gonna bother to call Bonners out here on referring to autism as a "tool"? Seems like something Wedge would sperg rage about lol.
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Fake. Fake. Fake.
Näkki
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Fuck this by all means.
Alpaca meat is great. I would've long rebranded. Get your qualifications and start shipping those pacas out in pieces.
At this point you're just saving them from a worse faith.
Like, does anyone here believe they're keeping a close eye on herd management, and so on? I highly doubt it. If they would've had any good quality fleece in there, they would've long lost and misbred it.
Just.. Do them a favor before they fucking starve. Get some money to save the rest.
Alpaca meat is great. I would've long rebranded. Get your qualifications and start shipping those pacas out in pieces.
At this point you're just saving them from a worse faith.
Like, does anyone here believe they're keeping a close eye on herd management, and so on? I highly doubt it. If they would've had any good quality fleece in there, they would've long lost and misbred it.
Just.. Do them a favor before they fucking starve. Get some money to save the rest.
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That's the most frustrating thing. They are doing the "Niche Market Speshul Hobby Farm for Crunchy Urban Retards" scam wrong. Hobby farms, by definition, are not commercially viable. You can't make a living with one. It's a hobby. The ones that do make money are just branding. Once you establish the brand you buy and repackage product from wholesalers then resell it with a fuckoff huge markup. You don't actually scale up your operation on your tiny plot of land. It can't sustain it.
This is why farmer's markets are breeding grounds for woo woo "sustainable" agriculture stupidity. None of those fuckers actually run a real farm. They are just making shit up to appeal to the clueless urbanites who consume their wares. Hardly any of them are small-scale market gardeners. It is almost entirely dirt lot fruit stand scammers selling off shit they bought from the same distributors as the grocery store across the street. There aren't inspectors making sure "farmers" are being truthful. It's a grift. It is always a grift.
The Tranchers are so incompetent their stupidity overwhelmed their innate laziness. Nobody who buys their wool actually cares that it all comes from alpacas raised by gender-specials. They could put Kevin's pubes in a box and those retards would buy it. They buy it because they think it helps the Tranch. All they have to do is maintain their brand by making their little operation pretty and appealing on social media and the product would sell like Girl Scout cookies. No alpaca and sheep torture necessary.
Disastrously Dumb
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I didnt read all 556 pages of content
but im wondering. why Alpacas?
are they doing a reference to Nicholas Cage from Color out of Space (2019)?
Where he starts a farm to make and distribute Alpaca Milk?
but im wondering. why Alpacas?
are they doing a reference to Nicholas Cage from Color out of Space (2019)?
Where he starts a farm to make and distribute Alpaca Milk?
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Fuck off
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PAGE FIVE-FIVE-SIX!
Post Tranch gun fails!
Post Tranch gun fails!
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I didnt read all of your post
but im wondering, why so retarded?
are you doing a reference to the movie Dumb and Dumber (1994)?
Where the characters are really, really stupid?
Disastrously Dumb
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you got the reference!
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Since it looks like Bonnie might be moving out maybe and since Kevin and Jen and the other one suddenly found a new room in their house to store shit in, does anyone have a list of the existing tranchers, where they sleep, and their relationships with each other?
I know it's kind of a rotating cast but this seems like something we can know.
I know it's kind of a rotating cast but this seems like something we can know.
Friendly Futa
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If we had to suffer through it, so shall you. At least read the OP and follow the chain of highlights.
As I recall from the story and the film, the Colour makes all crop in its impact environment wither and die. So you may have a parallel there.
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Jarrod update. He appears to spend the vast majority of time hiking in the mountains near the tranch, including seemingly camping out there. At this point he's basically Kevin but with forests instead of Transformers.
He posted this as a foraging haul:
While you can eat spruce and some pinecones, there's a reason you don't tend to see them in supermarkets or restaurants. They don't taste good.
He's also engaging with "MushroomBloc", a transanarchist mycological collective dedicated to sharing around spores and the like. Given they're talking about decriminalisation in Oregon, cultural traditions and "opposing capitalist interventions" when the decrininalised market opens up like with weed, I would assume this means magic mushrooms.
I am very eager for Jarrod to grow magic mushrooms and give them to the tranchers. I can picture a scene like that one in Ratched where the guy takes way too much LSD and cuts his arms and legs off.
He posted this as a foraging haul:
While you can eat spruce and some pinecones, there's a reason you don't tend to see them in supermarkets or restaurants. They don't taste good.
He's also engaging with "MushroomBloc", a transanarchist mycological collective dedicated to sharing around spores and the like. Given they're talking about decriminalisation in Oregon, cultural traditions and "opposing capitalist interventions" when the decrininalised market opens up like with weed, I would assume this means magic mushrooms.
I am very eager for Jarrod to grow magic mushrooms and give them to the tranchers. I can picture a scene like that one in Ratched where the guy takes way too much LSD and cuts his arms and legs off.
Honestly with the amount of batshit that goes on in the Kevvosphere I sometimes forget that they have alpacas. And I'm sure they do too.
The greatest irony would be if Sky gets so stressed out by all this nonsense that he develops disassociative issues and goes all "Here's Johnny" whilst in a fugue state. I suspect Bonnie would not accept that explanation as valid.
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I'll give Jarrod this: he's doing what you're supposed to do when you have access to a glorious wilderness - engaging with it.
He might accidentally therapize himself for his anger issues, or this may be the start of the 'Unabomber but dumb' arc.
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"The cis-heteronormative capitalist patriarchy and its consequences have been disastrous for the humxn race."
-Jarrod soon
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Thank god he’s got his devices & social media with him while he’s out there playing troonvivalist.
ColtWalker1847
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Acorns? Where is he finding oak trees in Colorado? Was he foraging in someone's backyard?
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I'm not overly familiar with American plants but iirc there's a sort of oak bush that the Navajo used to use for things so maybe it's from that? He's up in the mountains, but I don't know if they're part of the Rockies.