I might be mistaken, but I don’t see a lot of alternating. Most people seem to refer to him as Dick. It’s perhaps autistic of me but seeing anyone seem to buy into the “fictional character” lie is disturbing. Dax is a creepy dipshit and the way he tries to avoid owning it by using a fake name reminds me just how much of a pussy he is. I guess George “Maddox” Ouzounian was quite an inspiration to him.
Maybe it’s just me then, idk. They may as well be one and the same.I might be mistaken, but I don’t see a lot of alternating. Most people seem to refer to him as Dick. It’s perhaps autistic of me but seeing anyone seem to buy into the “fictional character” lie is disturbing. Dax is a creepy dipshit and the way he tries to avoid owning it by using a fake name reminds me just how much of a pussy he is. I guess George “Maddox” Ouzounian was quite an inspiration to him.
There’s no doubt these two have participated in embarrassing degeneracy together. Add to that whatever Ralph knows about Dax’s drug supply chain. Hell, I wouldn’t be shocked if Dax himself sells drugs and gives people preferential pricing if they throw him $5/month on Patreon. Ethan might not know where all the bodies are buried, but he probably fucked the corpses with Dax.
I now believe the gunt guard is real, Dick completely glossing over the fact that it isn't the shart that is funny, that it is irrelevant if it is real or fake, but the way Ralph is acting like a tantruming child about it that is funny.
Maybe Dax fucked Marie because it was the closest he could get to fucking George. No man thinks about another dude this much without wanting his cock.
At this point Dick wants Maddox to continue going after him just so he could have content for his show.
Dax was looking for someone to hammer his prostate.
Because at that time it was popular to have a gimmick.
You have to remember this is a man who thought dyeing his hair silly colors and having an eyebrow piercing was cool.
You forgot this pic
i remember myspace every teenager did .....wait what? almost 30? Was a senior in high school when ace ventura impressions were still funny? holy shit! This dumb fuck was dying his hair a decade later than every other fucking loser in his area was doing it. which checks out, he was just doing a SoCal version of Dice during his Dr.phil appearance, hell he only just discovered chris chan this year and last year thought talking about being a prom king* was a big W when arguing with someone
You're telling me you didn't enjoy sitting through the av club doing news segments?
That is the dumbest conceivable argument. The argument someone who wasn't a moronic sharting pig would have made was "what the fuck it was just a fart, move on." If the shart was a fake, why did Ralph audibly shift and grunt afterwards? Why did his eyes bug out when he realized he had copiously shat his pants?
Dick being the comedian that he is will make fun of anything and everything; him complaining just makes him out to be a hypocrite.
Dick fucked a male hooker.
