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I just had a terrifying thought. There is one avenue of entertainment where Russ could arguably do "well": Reality TV. And no, not competitive reality TV.
Hear me out on this:
You take the absolute sleaziest, morally bankrupt producers from TLC or Discovery+. No, not even MTV. 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom are horrible, but they have nothing on the pedo and borderline human trafficking fodder of a Toddlers and Tiaras, 19 Kids and Counting, 90 Day Fiancé, or Sister Wives. So you take their worst - Either the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo/Toddlers and Tiara people or the people who gave Jim Bob Duggar yet another show (and made sure that Jim Bob was the only one who got paid). And you have them go up to Russ and tell him they want to do a in-depth "docu-series" about the plights of Moebius Syndrome and his "inspirational" campaigns to legalize sex work, fix celebrity representations, be a stud, find love and destroy evil internet trolls. Then... just put a camera on him. Just like they did with Big Ed, who thought anyone would think he just wants to find love. Or with Mama June, who thought people just wanted to have some big ol' innocent redneck fun with her and her family!
You wouldn't have to pay much. Reality TV is not that expensive to film. Give Russ a couple of goodies: a gym membership complete with a personal trainer (female, toothy, armed with pepper spray, martial arts training and full knowledge of what she is getting into. Think of the 18 year old lure girl from To Catch a Predator who looked 12), studio time, maybe a couple of concert tickets, a new apartment, and/or a new piano. Maybe even some office space for his PAC and meetings with a couple actual SWer advocates (also forewarned to some degree). They'd have to make it convincing that they're giving him the chance he thinks he deserves.
Put a camera on him and let him talk (making sure that everything is subtitled, of course). Maybe he'll later try to sue them for "misrepresenting" him, but that would arguably even end up being profitable for TLC if they use it for content as well.
Yes, this is disgusting, but TLC is the network that gave millions to a family that forced their daughters to live with/forgive their rapist, so it's not like ethics matters.
Viewers will initially be drawn in with the promise of an "inspiring" story and be inclined to sympathy upon introduction. Maybe even the hooker thing will seem kooky and pitiful at first. Two episodes later, he's the new Big Ed.
Granted, this will at best last all of 6 months to a year. But it would make someone quite a bit of money.
You could arguably do this with a lot of lolcows here. And before anyone says "Russ probably spends most of his time lying around." That's actually most reality stars. Like I said, the show would have to spring for a couple things to push some events, but it would not require much, because Russ always manages to make everything into an absurd disaster.
Entire 20 minute episodes filled with files in grocery bags, his dancing, Russ posing for #coolguy Instagram pictures, and visits to the strip club with dollar store flowers. Yes, the drool and grime would be repulsive but no more repulsive than anything on my 600 LB Life or Dr. Pimple Popper.
And yes, this would likely result in a lot of hand-wringing by virtue-signaling pundits who will assume he's mentally impaired. The Moebius Community would be justifiably horrified, along with a lot of disability rights groups. And it would be sleazier than Russ's hair. But that's never stopped a reality show before.
It would get huge press just on "the discourse" alone. It would be crafted to spark as much controversy as possible.
Sorry, I was reading about the Duggar case and my mind went to a very dark place.
Hear me out on this:
You take the absolute sleaziest, morally bankrupt producers from TLC or Discovery+. No, not even MTV. 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom are horrible, but they have nothing on the pedo and borderline human trafficking fodder of a Toddlers and Tiaras, 19 Kids and Counting, 90 Day Fiancé, or Sister Wives. So you take their worst - Either the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo/Toddlers and Tiara people or the people who gave Jim Bob Duggar yet another show (and made sure that Jim Bob was the only one who got paid). And you have them go up to Russ and tell him they want to do a in-depth "docu-series" about the plights of Moebius Syndrome and his "inspirational" campaigns to legalize sex work, fix celebrity representations, be a stud, find love and destroy evil internet trolls. Then... just put a camera on him. Just like they did with Big Ed, who thought anyone would think he just wants to find love. Or with Mama June, who thought people just wanted to have some big ol' innocent redneck fun with her and her family!
You wouldn't have to pay much. Reality TV is not that expensive to film. Give Russ a couple of goodies: a gym membership complete with a personal trainer (female, toothy, armed with pepper spray, martial arts training and full knowledge of what she is getting into. Think of the 18 year old lure girl from To Catch a Predator who looked 12), studio time, maybe a couple of concert tickets, a new apartment, and/or a new piano. Maybe even some office space for his PAC and meetings with a couple actual SWer advocates (also forewarned to some degree). They'd have to make it convincing that they're giving him the chance he thinks he deserves.
Put a camera on him and let him talk (making sure that everything is subtitled, of course). Maybe he'll later try to sue them for "misrepresenting" him, but that would arguably even end up being profitable for TLC if they use it for content as well.
Yes, this is disgusting, but TLC is the network that gave millions to a family that forced their daughters to live with/forgive their rapist, so it's not like ethics matters.
Viewers will initially be drawn in with the promise of an "inspiring" story and be inclined to sympathy upon introduction. Maybe even the hooker thing will seem kooky and pitiful at first. Two episodes later, he's the new Big Ed.
Granted, this will at best last all of 6 months to a year. But it would make someone quite a bit of money.
You could arguably do this with a lot of lolcows here. And before anyone says "Russ probably spends most of his time lying around." That's actually most reality stars. Like I said, the show would have to spring for a couple things to push some events, but it would not require much, because Russ always manages to make everything into an absurd disaster.
Entire 20 minute episodes filled with files in grocery bags, his dancing, Russ posing for #coolguy Instagram pictures, and visits to the strip club with dollar store flowers. Yes, the drool and grime would be repulsive but no more repulsive than anything on my 600 LB Life or Dr. Pimple Popper.
And yes, this would likely result in a lot of hand-wringing by virtue-signaling pundits who will assume he's mentally impaired. The Moebius Community would be justifiably horrified, along with a lot of disability rights groups. And it would be sleazier than Russ's hair. But that's never stopped a reality show before.
It would get huge press just on "the discourse" alone. It would be crafted to spark as much controversy as possible.
Sorry, I was reading about the Duggar case and my mind went to a very dark place.
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