The Pedo Freak looks bloated. He might have spent time crying too. And always Projecting his predator behavior to other Gen X men.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Maxxicus Callahan
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Right Meow, trying to be all cutsey with his horror
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Looks like blubber boy has been taking in way more impressive meals than he's even showing off. Moobs jiggling as he makes crude spanking gestures meant for young women, I just can't figure out why he's single. Self-soothing with fast food every day is expensive but even more so when you've got big boy bills to pay now. Careful your tugboat doesn't leave the docks before you get that super expensive ID card, tubby. Wouldn't gen Z be devastated if they had to go another whole month without the most popular vlogger in Spokane leering at them from across the bar.
Lmaoooo these are so fucking creepy and disgusting. He’s such a freak…
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I do not like it when Lucas refers to his reproductive fluid as "seed." His references to "eggs," "fecund ova," and "juicy wombs" are at least squeamishly amusing. But "seed"? That's dressing his vile loads in too much dignity. He takes his spunk far too seriously. Calling hobo splooge "seed" is like calling a dead horse a "steed."
His seed has little to no reproductive value, and is likely to disgust nut connoseiurs who care about the taste and texture of jism. Yet, the telomeres evangelist frequently, and specifically advertises his semen to the ladies of Gen Z. Let us, for a moment, consider the quality of Lucas's jizz.
1. It's carrying Lucas's DNA, eww. There's serious mental illness in that baby batter, as well as a propensity to fat faggotry. Lucas must be conscious of his genetic defects, and has fixated on telomeres as a cope.
2. Low sperm count. Lucas's genes may be awful, but at least there aren't a lot of them in his nards. Lucas is old, in poor health, and smokes weed when he can. There are likely few viable swimmers in his goo.
3. Diet can influence the odor and appearance of semen. Lucas's diet is vile. He is diabetic and often dehydrated. His emissions must be extraordinarily foul.
4. The method of transfer is horrible. Lucas's comically small wiener often goes weeks at a time without being washed. It is unconfirmed if the mrsa sore has healed.
This is the shit that Lucas has to offer on a biological, reproductive level. As a charmless, dysfunctional bumcel, that's the only level he can offer a partner. Is it any wonder that he's desperate to believe science proves his jizz is magic?
Lucas has been talking about saving the human race with the fantastic contents of his balls again, one of my favorite Wernology themes. I have never encountered another human male so conscious of, and direct about, his desire to reproduce. Not fuck, which is reproduction sublimated and made entertainment, but reproduce. Spawn. It is either the retarded mating call of a simple, rutting animal who speaks English; or a spectacularly ill-judged seduction strategy meant to show he's ready for a serious relationship and not just all about the puss puss. Lucas tends to present his desire for children alongside gross descriptions of sex, and one must wonder why he conflates the two. His well-documented pedo tendencies cast a sickly light on the subject. Lucas, you will recall, once heard a chorus of little girls howling to be pregnant.
But Lucas's sexual impulses are even weirder. Most folks are able to draw a distinction between sexual activity and reproduction. Lucas can, too. For a fellow fixated on reproduction, Lucas is also reputed to be keenly interested in non-reproductive sexual activity. He has publicly made references to anal, fisting, and oral, and respected sources have described him as being into gaping and butthole torture. If we are to listen to the things Lucas has said about sex, we can guess the kinds of things he fantasizes about. He's never shy about telling the world what he wants to do. One possible scenario including many of his favorite elements would be: Lucas goes out to dinner with, then impregnates, a smart pretty interesting (teen) girl, and also fists her butthole. He is then envied and praised for his awesome sexual deeds.
It is debatable which aspect of Lucas's sexual impulse is grosser: the baby stuff, or the butt stuff. He is currently sharing a lot of the baby stuff, it seems.
His seed has little to no reproductive value, and is likely to disgust nut connoseiurs who care about the taste and texture of jism. Yet, the telomeres evangelist frequently, and specifically advertises his semen to the ladies of Gen Z. Let us, for a moment, consider the quality of Lucas's jizz.
1. It's carrying Lucas's DNA, eww. There's serious mental illness in that baby batter, as well as a propensity to fat faggotry. Lucas must be conscious of his genetic defects, and has fixated on telomeres as a cope.
2. Low sperm count. Lucas's genes may be awful, but at least there aren't a lot of them in his nards. Lucas is old, in poor health, and smokes weed when he can. There are likely few viable swimmers in his goo.
3. Diet can influence the odor and appearance of semen. Lucas's diet is vile. He is diabetic and often dehydrated. His emissions must be extraordinarily foul.
4. The method of transfer is horrible. Lucas's comically small wiener often goes weeks at a time without being washed. It is unconfirmed if the mrsa sore has healed.
This is the shit that Lucas has to offer on a biological, reproductive level. As a charmless, dysfunctional bumcel, that's the only level he can offer a partner. Is it any wonder that he's desperate to believe science proves his jizz is magic?
Lucas has been talking about saving the human race with the fantastic contents of his balls again, one of my favorite Wernology themes. I have never encountered another human male so conscious of, and direct about, his desire to reproduce. Not fuck, which is reproduction sublimated and made entertainment, but reproduce. Spawn. It is either the retarded mating call of a simple, rutting animal who speaks English; or a spectacularly ill-judged seduction strategy meant to show he's ready for a serious relationship and not just all about the puss puss. Lucas tends to present his desire for children alongside gross descriptions of sex, and one must wonder why he conflates the two. His well-documented pedo tendencies cast a sickly light on the subject. Lucas, you will recall, once heard a chorus of little girls howling to be pregnant.
But Lucas's sexual impulses are even weirder. Most folks are able to draw a distinction between sexual activity and reproduction. Lucas can, too. For a fellow fixated on reproduction, Lucas is also reputed to be keenly interested in non-reproductive sexual activity. He has publicly made references to anal, fisting, and oral, and respected sources have described him as being into gaping and butthole torture. If we are to listen to the things Lucas has said about sex, we can guess the kinds of things he fantasizes about. He's never shy about telling the world what he wants to do. One possible scenario including many of his favorite elements would be: Lucas goes out to dinner with, then impregnates, a smart pretty interesting (teen) girl, and also fists her butthole. He is then envied and praised for his awesome sexual deeds.
It is debatable which aspect of Lucas's sexual impulse is grosser: the baby stuff, or the butt stuff. He is currently sharing a lot of the baby stuff, it seems.
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Good afternoon, today we have a short series of lessons from The Wern on how to up your sex pest game (as soon as Youtube finishes processing it).
During the Lacie saga when he thought he was in the "queue" waiting his turn, he did make the exception. She had posted on her FB she didn't want to have children. He was sending the message he would date her even though she didn't want children.
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I can't remember the exact post and wording, but at one point he said he was willing to break his rule and have sex with a woman that was older than his constantly shrinking age preference.
Yes, she was the 30 yr old platonic friend he had at one time. When he told her he was willing to "break his rule" and fuck her, she ran for the hills.
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Lucas will talk to any woman of all ages if you message him. Not that I run such experiments.
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The way his mind thinks about sex is the same way a farmer goes about inseminating a cow by fisting it’s butt and then jamming in a a tool to inject bull semen. I imagine Lucas would fill up a baster with his cum and do the same sort of thing it’s pretty gross to think about.
It sort of goes without saying but he seems to really take an interest in bodily fluids and excretions the way he will just shamelessly talk about taking a good shit or when he pisses and farts on camera visibly taking pleasure in the release. Don’t know whether he enjoys it when others do it or just himself.
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I hope his vulgar outburts are just a phase. I can walk down to any homeless encampment and listen to crazy unwashed hobos yelling about needing pussy and spanking ass. Dr. Niggae Luke was a much better persona, same with Atheist Wern.
Moobs comin in nice though.
Moobs comin in nice though.
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lmao @ Lucas saying he’d be “willing to ’break his rule’ and fuck” someone outside of his age range. dude would fuck a crunch wrap supreme. and still eat it afterwards.
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I'm sure he already has.
Long, lonely but passionate nights with a spread of food most definitely have occurred.
"They didn't bring me extra mayonnaise. Good thing I have some quality telemores. "
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Finally found the Wern's spirit animal. Its name is Gutterball (which is exactly what his parents rolled in having him), it is horrendously ugly, balding, smells putrid and the only way it can mate is by stalking a female, knocking it unconscious and having its way.
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"That's a really big bag of garbage" was the last thing he says in the video describing his body, and how appropriate. Why the sudden need to defend his body? Could it be from reading the thread talk about how even fatter than usual he looks today?
**Hi Lucas! There's a difference between dad bods and being morbidly obese. You've got bigger boobs than the majority of women in your desired age range and unironically need a bra.**
**Hi Lucas! There's a difference between dad bods and being morbidly obese. You've got bigger boobs than the majority of women in your desired age range and unironically need a bra.**
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He probably hate fucked that bag of catfish meat that got left outside his door
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What’s all that commotion in the background, he seems to be hanging out by a dumpster.
Dumpster's children.
Dumpster's children.
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