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When did he post this? It's incredible. Pretending to cry makes him more pathetic than if he were actually crying.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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'There isn't any game called restaurant tycoon! I checked! i'm smart! i'm thinking ahead!'
Lucas, yet again shows he's either lying through his teeth or stupider than a bag of rocks. There is literally a restaurant tycoon game on steam:
Restaurant Tycoon on Steam
Restaurant Tycoon is a simulation of Restaurant games, where you can hire employees, build restaurant, add furniture, through their own ability to make the restaurant profitable, become the most popular restaurant.
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Aug 14, 2021.
It's part of this compilation if you'd rather not give him the views:
'There isn't any game called restaurant tycoon! I checked! i'm smart! i'm thinking ahead!'
Lucas, yet again shows he's either lying through his teeth or stupider than a bag of rocks. There is literally a restaurant tycoon game on steam:
Restaurant Tycoon on Steam
Restaurant Tycoon is a simulation of Restaurant games, where you can hire employees, build restaurant, add furniture, through their own ability to make the restaurant profitable, become the most popular restaurant.store.steampowered.com
I vote for the "stupider than a bag of rocks" option.
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'There isn't any game called restaurant tycoon! I checked! i'm smart! i'm thinking ahead!'
Lucas, yet again shows he's either lying through his teeth or stupider than a bag of rocks. There is literally a restaurant tycoon game on steam:
Restaurant Tycoon on Steam
Restaurant Tycoon is a simulation of Restaurant games, where you can hire employees, build restaurant, add furniture, through their own ability to make the restaurant profitable, become the most popular restaurant.
I was hoping he wouldn't find out, wouldn't have been surprised if who ever owns the different tycoon franchise took his ass to court. Video games have always seemed like something he couldn't care about. There was the DS, but I haven't seen him post anything about it in quite a while, so ether he got robbed or lost it.
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If I am not mistaken, I think he may have traded it for a sandwich or something like that. I thought he mentioned it once. Old "Galdor" gave that to the Wern.
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He traded it for two pots of pasta and salmon, belching with the satisfaction of what he saw as a good trade, which he explained in a video he took of himself pissing all over the bathroom floor / wall of some crash house.
Ah, the glorious meals of the past.
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Wait, did he actually piss the floor and walls or is this speculated? Not that it would suprise me if he did.
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Yes he did. Nasty-ass piece of shit.
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Got some good screencaps from his 1 minute 15 second long live:
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In "How Are You Not Hookers" he literally says that having sex with a guy who has an apartment is gold-digging tantamount to prostitution. And then he goes out of his way to point out that he sleeps two to a room in a "boarding house" with other mentally ill vagrants and addicts. Which really REALLY begs the question of where Lucas plans to have sex with these Gen Z chicks? Most girls in his age range are in college (or even highschool) and either live in a dorm or with their parents. So I guess it's either the Arby's bathroom or the woods for that lucky little lady.
Not only that but in his insane, jealous worldview nobody who has more money than a hobo is allowed to have sex. Apartments, cars, and credit cards are basic working-class staples that even my most broke friends manage to afford by working shitty restaurant, bartending, or retail jobs. The type of jobs anybody whose resume has more previous jobs than involuntary psych holds can get pretty easily, and keep just by showing up and doing the minimum. So, out of reach for Lucas. It's just so amazing to see Lucas jealous of basic normality, treating cars and credit cards like they're Leer jets and trust funds or something. He honestly thinks that a girl is a gold-digging whore if she dates a guy who drives a 2009 Honda Civic and works at the mall. "He bought her Panera with his credit card and now he's taking her back to his one-bedroom to bang on his sprung mattress, holy shit that's so unfair, I could buy her the same Panera with EBT and fuck her even better than that once my roommate finally turns off that loud TV and goes to sleep, his meds hit pretty hard so I'm sure he won't wake up." Fucking hell dude...
WonderWino
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That he thinks he got a good trade there speaks for itself. He could have literally sold it for enough money to buy many times that amount of food. He's like an irl version of that homer-bart doorstop for a danish simpsons episode
He's angry again and looks horrible. and when he said about it being the season for your evil the only thing I could think of is this:
Hopefully there are no lucas paintings that do that after he's dead...
'find me a child bred of a zoomer bae and gen x hobo, that I might live again'
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Ah, Vigo. Maybe if he had had a butt-baby with Some Kind of Monster -era Lars Ulrich. Thats pretty much Lucas to a "T"
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i refused to watch that video. how, exactly, was that a "good trade"? i mean, i completely expect Lucas to lack any ability to get enjoyment from an abstraction like a game, on top of his inability to plan for the future of any kind, so that DS wasn't long in his hands. but pasta and salmon? that's completely off the wall. i would have at least agreed that a pothead would trade it for a a clutch of dime bags or something.
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Gaear Grimsrud
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I like how he says the boarding house is like a dorm.
No, it's not, Lucas.
It's a sad place for sadsacks. It's not a dorm. You're an old man. You're not young anymore.
No, it's not, Lucas.
It's a sad place for sadsacks. It's not a dorm. You're an old man. You're not young anymore.
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Didn't he once say you could have a job, and still be a communist, because they force you into the capitalist system or some such bullshit.
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Got some good screencaps from his 1 minute 15 second long live:
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He looks like some bloated, autistic jedi pointlessly admonishing the little gen-z padawans who only exist in his deranged mind.
So another Saturday which means he will be haunting the bars stewing in his anger at all the hypocrite flat bills getting the women that ought be his.
My favorite in his last videos is that marxism is against conformity. The ism based in the total dissolution of the individual in favor of the collective masses. He is astonishingly stupid.
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don't even try to understand it. other than Freeganism or certain bespoke cults or communes (and not even very many of those), pretty much every organized system of living in the world requires labor on the part of participants. communism, an authoritarian top-down state-controlled economy where the state ostensibly works to promote the interests of the community's workers, requires people to participate in the labor market. that is what "from each according to their ability" means. Lucas confuses his lack of talent, skill, wit, or acumen as "work" via insult comedy or something, which wouldn't cut it in virtually any communist society. celebrity-culture was looked down upon as an artifact of a decadent west.
famous Soviet singer or songwriters, presumably creating works of art for the benefit of the state, also had day-jobs at offices or factories. cushy, sure, but they were pulling double duty so it was let slide typically. that wasn't even getting into the corruption or nepotism going around.
even in a perfect communist utopia, they still used money to represent the value of labor derived per time division and with that traded it around. this is required because what other solution is there? direct bartering will fail pretty quickly once it isn't localized, or if there is low trust, or if a good or service isn't directly convertible, then you lose efficiency in the transaction by doing some stupid telephone game of horse trading to get what you want.
in some essay or video, Lucas was waxing about revolution threatening to burn down businesses for not just handing over goods (and services presumably). he never elaborated on whether or not that was sustainable, or even practical.
for anyone even remotely familiar with political theory, Lucas is such a blindingly incomprehensible moron that it reflect badly on anyone entertaining anything of what he says seriously. you are dumber by association with Lucas.
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His thumbnails for YouTube Shorts are always just a still frame of him mouth agape with a retarded facial expression. Couple that with how likely he is to literally overeat himself to death, the homie Luke is really out here operating at the level of a goldfish.
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Don't insult goldfish like that.