Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

In "How Are You Not Hookers" he literally says that having sex with a guy who has an apartment is gold-digging tantamount to prostitution. And then he goes out of his way to point out that he sleeps two to a room in a "boarding house" with other mentally ill vagrants and addicts. Which really REALLY begs the question of where Lucas plans to have sex with these Gen Z chicks? Most girls in his age range are in college (or even highschool) and either live in a dorm or with their parents. So I guess it's either the Arby's bathroom or the woods for that lucky little lady.

Not only that but in his insane, jealous worldview nobody who has more money than a hobo is allowed to have sex. Apartments, cars, and credit cards are basic working-class staples that even my most broke friends manage to afford by working shitty restaurant, bartending, or retail jobs. The type of jobs anybody whose resume has more previous jobs than involuntary psych holds can get pretty easily, and keep just by showing up and doing the minimum. So, out of reach for Lucas. It's just so amazing to see Lucas jealous of basic normality, treating cars and credit cards like they're Leer jets and trust funds or something. He honestly thinks that a girl is a gold-digging whore if she dates a guy who drives a 2009 Honda Civic and works at the mall. "He bought her Panera with his credit card and now he's taking her back to his one-bedroom to bang on his sprung mattress, holy shit that's so unfair, I could buy her the same Panera with EBT and fuck her even better than that once my roommate finally turns off that loud TV and goes to sleep, his meds hit pretty hard so I'm sure he won't wake up." Fucking hell dude...
So does that mean his mother was a hooker. For sure she didn't go looking to date/marry a dysfunctional, incompetent 42 yr old insane bum on SSI living in a bottom level assisted living facility. When she dated/married Roy, he would've had a job, car, and likely a credit card.
 
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don't even try to understand it. other than Freeganism or certain bespoke cults or communes (and not even very many of those), pretty much every organized system of living in the world requires labor on the part of participants. communism, an authoritarian top-down state-controlled economy where the state ostensibly works to promote the interests of the community's workers, requires people to participate in the labor market. that is what "from each according to their ability" means. Lucas confuses his lack of talent, skill, wit, or acumen as "work" via insult comedy or something, which wouldn't cut it in virtually any communist society. celebrity-culture was looked down upon as an artifact of a decadent west.

famous Soviet singer or songwriters, presumably creating works of art for the benefit of the state, also had day-jobs at offices or factories. cushy, sure, but they were pulling double duty so it was let slide typically. that wasn't even getting into the corruption or nepotism going around.

even in a perfect communist utopia, they still used money to represent the value of labor derived per time division and with that traded it around. this is required because what other solution is there? direct bartering will fail pretty quickly once it isn't localized, or if there is low trust, or if a good or service isn't directly convertible, then you lose efficiency in the transaction by doing some stupid telephone game of horse trading to get what you want.

in some essay or video, Lucas was waxing about revolution threatening to burn down businesses for not just handing over goods (and services presumably). he never elaborated on whether or not that was sustainable, or even practical.

for anyone even remotely familiar with political theory, Lucas is such a blindingly incomprehensible moron that it reflect badly on anyone entertaining anything of what he says seriously. you are dumber by association with Lucas.
Couldn't of said it better. Can't grasp at all how he thinks people who didn't work or contribute at all in a communist society got anything. So dumb.
 
This was an autistic video day for Lucas. Women who don't date fat ragmen who live in boarding homes for rejects are hookers. He is so jealous of everyone who has more than him. "Get a job? Are you serious?" No, that is capitalism! Reeee!"

He is a total drain on society.
 
This was an autistic video day for Lucas. Women who don't date fat ragmen who live in boarding homes for rejects are hookers. He is so jealous of everyone who has more than him. "Get a job? Are you serious?" No, that is capitalism! Reeee!"

He is a total drain on society.

Well, if they were hookers, in theory, he could buy one with his EBT monies or the meager pittance leftover after Mallon Place raids his tugboat every month.
 
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Speaking of Christians I was rewatching one of his videos at truth ministries House of Charity where he pans the camera around and says there should be a line up of women here, I guess he is talking about so called hypocritical Christian women and socialists that won’t touch his baby dick saying he wants to eat uterus and eat pussy all night until he is shitting clitoris. This is pure distilled Wern right here from over a year ago.
Edit: it’s interesting to look at the Wern from a year ago today when he had been bounced from the house of charity and was hanging out with Isaac. Boy he’s deteriorated in appearance and mental capacity not so much in talking points but to me he seems more withdrawn socially now than he was back then. Back at HOC he had Sharif and Isaac to talk to and people like whoever that weird looking guy with the serial killer glasses was in one of his videos.
 
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In any given situation i.e the background noise

Speaking of Christians I was rewatching one of his videos at truth ministries House of Charity where he pans the camera around and says there should be a line up of women here, I guess he is talking about so called hypocritical Christian women and socialists that won’t touch his baby dick saying he wants to eat uterus and eat pussy all night until he is shitting clitoris. This is pure distilled Wern right here from over a year ago.

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Edit: it’s interesting to look at the Wern from a year ago today when he had been bounced from the house of charity and was hanging out with Isaac. Boy he’s deteriorated in appearance and mental capacity not so much in talking points but to me he seems more withdrawn socially now than he was back then. Back at HOC he had Sharif and Isaac to talk to and people like whoever that weird looking guy with the serial killer glasses was in one of his videos.

His patchy beard never fails to gross me out.
 
Wait, did he actually piss the floor and walls or is this speculated? Not that it would suprise me if he did.
It's sort of speculated. You didn't see the piss actually hitting the floor and the walls, but he was jiggling around and the piss was obviously not going into the toilet, which was in the frame. So it could have been hitting a throw rug or a Pomeranian or something outside the frame, I suppose.
 
for anyone even remotely familiar with political theory, Lucas is such a blindingly incomprehensible moron that it reflect badly on anyone entertaining anything of what he says seriously. you are dumber by association with Lucas.
It’s funny how Lucas makes any leftie responding to him into a “conservative” in his mind for telling him everything free or giving everyone a million dollars is dumb or simply telling him that his age gap breeding ideas are a self serving form of eugenics. It’s funny that he embodies this pre-teen understanding of anarchy like yeah man burn down the McDonalds and take the burgers, everything free, quintessential Wern right there incorporating food into his grand political ideas.

Part of his persona is literally that right wing caricature of a lazy, unemployed, naive pot smoking leftist that doesn’t rise until noon especially when he says everything free which some clownish commentators think banal middle of the road social democratic policy is and make fun of AOC and Bernie for despite them not even coming close to that position. I don’t know if there are any leftists that do come close to the Wern besides Phil it would be interesting to know.

Lucas in another dimension could just as easily be a fake libertarian saying there should be no age of consent laws and no government to enforce them and everyone should be free to set up their own little plot of land wherever they want. This would also be funny because I could see libertarian Wern still being unemployed but choosing to build a settlement in the woods for his future babies and getting evicted from the forest while claiming sovereign citizen rights.

Edit: I guess libertarian Lucas would have to be more willing do the bare minimum amount of work though in securing a tarp, some rope and a few sticks which we know he is far too lazy to do and he would no doubt have to find a reason why somebody else should provide it for him in some roundabout way.
 
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Y'all better appreciate my thumbnail, it took precious seconds of my life to create.


Edit: Since we know Lucas reads this thread and bases a lot of his self worth on social media nonsense...

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I love that these are the keywords that lead some new people to Lucas, especially since the top three apart from my channel name are incel, diaper change, and Lucas Werner:
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The top video for the last month:

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I'd say I'd love for Lucas to show off his analytics, but we all know he's too stupid to know how to find them let alone take screenshots.
 
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Y'all better appreciate my thumbnail, it took precious seconds of my life to create.


Edit: Since we know Lucas reads this thread and bases a lot of his self worth on social media nonsense...

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I love that these are the keywords that lead some new people to Lucas, especially since the top three apart from my channel name are incel, diaper change, and Lucas Werner:
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The top video for the last month:

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I'd say I'd love for Lucas to show off his analytics, but we all know he's too stupid to know how to find them let alone take screenshots.

I have a YT Chrome extension that shows each channel’s average view rating and engagement when I watch videos or go to channels. Even though he’s been at this for years, has videos that have thousands of views, and way more subscribers, his average engagement scores, ratings, and views per video were way less than yours. It was pretty funny.
 
Now the question is, in addition to trying to tone down the fucking wind noise on his latest video, do I fix the orientation or leave it in its embarrassing "failed to switch to panoramic mode" state?

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Leave it and annotate/highlight his retardation; a man who occasionally claims to make videos as his "job" can't even manage to film in the right orientation.
 
I have a YT Chrome extension that shows each channel’s average view rating and engagement when I watch videos or go to channels. Even though he’s been at this for years, has videos that have thousands of views, and way more subscribers, his average engagement scores, ratings, and views per video were way less than yours. It was pretty funny.
I purposefully wait for Klickitat to merge them to avoid giving the garbage pail bumcel any views.
 
I purposefully wait for Klickitat to merge them to avoid giving the garbage pail bumcel any views.
I have to click to do a thumbs down but then I stop watching.

Unless it’s a livestream and I can comment. Then I engage.

But yeah, I don’t watch all the way through, which is part of his engagement metrics. Lots of folks quit watching fast.
 
Once against demonstrating that the term nice guy flies right over his greasy fat head
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You know, you'd think I'd learn by now, but some part of me really wanted to believe that video he did where he clearly didn't get the concept of "nice guys" was one of his attempts at satire.

That's the funny (and predictable) thing about Lucas though: If you ever give him the benefit of the doubt, no matter how minor it is, he will inevitably prove that you were 100% wrong to have done so.

Anyway, I'm probably going to tack some of his especially dim new memes onto the end of the video this evening.
 
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