So does that mean his mother was a hooker. For sure she didn't go looking to date/marry a dysfunctional, incompetent 42 yr old insane bum on SSI living in a bottom level assisted living facility. When she dated/married Roy, he would've had a job, car, and likely a credit card.In "How Are You Not Hookers" he literally says that having sex with a guy who has an apartment is gold-digging tantamount to prostitution. And then he goes out of his way to point out that he sleeps two to a room in a "boarding house" with other mentally ill vagrants and addicts. Which really REALLY begs the question of where Lucas plans to have sex with these Gen Z chicks? Most girls in his age range are in college (or even highschool) and either live in a dorm or with their parents. So I guess it's either the Arby's bathroom or the woods for that lucky little lady.
Not only that but in his insane, jealous worldview nobody who has more money than a hobo is allowed to have sex. Apartments, cars, and credit cards are basic working-class staples that even my most broke friends manage to afford by working shitty restaurant, bartending, or retail jobs. The type of jobs anybody whose resume has more previous jobs than involuntary psych holds can get pretty easily, and keep just by showing up and doing the minimum. So, out of reach for Lucas. It's just so amazing to see Lucas jealous of basic normality, treating cars and credit cards like they're Leer jets and trust funds or something. He honestly thinks that a girl is a gold-digging whore if she dates a guy who drives a 2009 Honda Civic and works at the mall. "He bought her Panera with his credit card and now he's taking her back to his one-bedroom to bang on his sprung mattress, holy shit that's so unfair, I could buy her the same Panera with EBT and fuck her even better than that once my roommate finally turns off that loud TV and goes to sleep, his meds hit pretty hard so I'm sure he won't wake up." Fucking hell dude...
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