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[the khat quaffer]

Troons are the “American cheese” of people.

 

[Miss Misery]

- Fresh mozz is a personal splurge, but if someone has cooked me a burg... I'll eat that burg with the American cheese they have on hand without being a snob. Learn to to be fucking grateful for fucks' sakes. Geez. This is why they aren't liked by their community, even locally because they expect more than they're willing to spend in more ways than one.

Fresh mozz is also my personal splurge (burrata if I'm feeling myself) and Havarti is my cheese staple, but if someone gave me a block of government cheese I'd be eating grilled cheese for a week rather than begging online for mozzarella money (which I think is redundant if you're in the rap game).

A little bit of cheese spergery if I may: Real American cheese is essentially a very mild Cheddar.

The shit these fools are calling "American Cheese" is a processed cheese FOOD. Totally different composition.

Serious Eats has the spergiest article about American cheese, it's great: https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I can personally chow on a whole damn block of parmesan, I will never turn down a good goat cheese, and I have been known to spend $20 for a pat of Cowgirl Creamery, but Velveeta and rye grilled cheese is delicious.

Mix it with noodles and tuna, make nachos...

It's like Top Ramen: it's not for every day, but when it's on, it's on all the way.

Allyssa has the stench of someone who was raised with money and cannot understand basic poverty eating. Powerlevel but I grew up a poorfag and there is no shame in my food game. If you can't take $35 to the grocery store and get food for a week, I don't know you.

 

[BSC]

Dave Chappelle recently released a new comedy special in which he has some jokes making fun of trannies. Naturally twitter troons have been coping and seething (though probably not dilating, at least in Kevin's case). Here are a few of his tweets regarding Chappelle.


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Kevin performing his duty as the official grifter of the tranch.

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Kevin posted a picture of his upper chest. I think I speak for everyone here when I say I'm grateful that he didn't zoom the camera out any further.

Spoiler: collar bones

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[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Neither AVGN nor Doug Walker are as accomplished as Dave Chapelle, in my view. To paint them as better as him is asinine at best. Though, to AVGN's credit, he has an agreeable personality and handles his fame far better than Doug.

 

[Beluga]

Dave Chappelle recently released a new comedy special in which he has some jokes making fun of trannies. Naturally twitter troons have been coping and seething (though probably not dilating, at least in Kevin's case). Here are a few of his tweets regarding Chappelle.
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Motherfucker, if you're so concerned about "capitalism" just torrent shit, no need to spend a cent on entertainment these days.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Neither AVGN nor Doug Walker are as accomplished as Dave Chapelle, in my view. To paint them as better as him is asinine at best. Though, to AVGN's credit, he has an agreeable personality and handles his fame far better than Doug.

When has either James Rolfe or Doug Walker create anything comparable to these?

Motherfucker, if you're so concerned about "capitalism" just torrent shit, no need to spend a cent on entertainment these days.

It's purely performative seething, just like when right-wingers were burning their Nike sneakers. Kev is addicted to consooming so he'd never start torrenting shit.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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Call me an autist reaching for straws, but I find it incredibly interesting that these troons are into the original Hellraiser, a movie with themes of body mutilation in the pursuit of pleasure, and a lack of religion/unchecked sexual deviancy leading to the antagonist’s damnation..

 

[Sailor]

Lol at the nudes though, I bet if he put that up on tumbrl, it wouldn't even take it down. Considering tumbrl only takes down women's nipples

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

What's the deal with government cheese?

 

[the khat quaffer]

You guys are comparing troons to cheeses. Well I certainly feel the temptation to compare troons to a certain kind of cheese, not the kind you can buy...but, nope. Not gonna go there. Too easy.

Lol at the nudes though, I bet if he put that up on tumbrl, it wouldn't even take it down. Considering tumbrl only takes down women's nipples

Tumblr would probably auto-flag those troonbits as grotesque mutilation porn and take them down instantly. Then the troons can cry how tumblr (tumblr!) is transphobic.

 

[Interchanger]

Call me an autist reaching for straws, but I find it incredibly interesting that these troons are into the original Hellraiser, a movie with themes of body mutilation in the pursuit of pleasure, and a lack of religion/unchecked sexual deviancy leading to the antagonist’s damnation..

Maybe Kevin sees somthing of himself in the film and gets a sortof perverse satisfaction. But that is attributing a level of inner self reflection troons likely lack.

 

[glib]

"If it's so good why don't they sell it to people who can afford it?"

 

[A Grey Cat]

Call me an autist reaching for straws, but I find it incredibly interesting that these troons are into the original Hellraiser, a movie with themes of body mutilation in the pursuit of pleasure, and a lack of religion/unchecked sexual deviancy leading to the antagonist’s damnation..

its the same thing when it comes to silence of the lamb's. you rarely see troons demanding that movie be cancelled because they see buffalo bill as a troon hero. A mentally unstable loner who believes mutilating his body will make him happy once he becomes what he thinks a real woman is. That and the whole keeping a real woman in a well to torture her has its appeal to them too.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Just pirate shit you goddamn retard. And if you want to support "queer art" buy it directly from the people who make it. Christ, how fucking hard is that?

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

Dave Chappelle recently released a new comedy special in which he has some jokes making fun of trannies. Naturally twitter troons have been coping and seething (though probably not dilating, at least in Kevin's case). Here are a few of his tweets regarding Chappelle.
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Kevin performing his duty as the official grifter of the tranch.
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Kevin posted a picture of his upper chest. I think I speak for everyone here when I say I'm grateful that he didn't zoom the camera out any further.
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Spoiler: collar bones

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It helps if your collarbones aren't buried by your flab, fatass

 

[the khat quaffer]

It helps if your collarbones aren't buried by your flab, fatass

I honestly think we should have a whole new lexicon for troons. It's pseudoscientific to apply the same terms to them as actual humans.

Instead of collarbones, we can call them "troonoid clavicular processes."

Breasts? "Tube moobs."

Male pattern baldness? "Troon's peak."

5 o'clock shadow? "Lady beard."

Etc.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You guys are comparing troons to cheeses. Well I certainly feel the temptation to compare troons to a certain kind of cheese, not the kind you can buy...but, nope. Not gonna go there. Too easy.

Troons are like the kind of cheese where you have to wear safety glasses to keep from being blinded.

And as far as bitching about capitalism goes, I always want to argue with these fuckers and ask them what exact form of economy they think is better. And be as specific as possible.

There's an article in the thunderdome right now about virtual cockfighting (the kind with chickens) and the troon who wrote it is bitching that capitalism is responsible for cruelty to animals and the game is based on fucking CUBA of all places and this troon needs to get a mangina so deep he's tasting his own foreskin because JFC what a spectacular self-own.

Also, there is an Onion article for every occasion and this describes the tranch perfectly:

Marxists' Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn't Work

AMHERST, MA—The filthy, disorganized apartment shared by three members of the Amherst College Marxist Society is a microcosm of why the social and economic utopia described in the writings of Karl Marx will never come to fruition, sources reported Monday.

www.theonion.com

 

[stupid frog]

lol, Kevin doesn't control whether they have a Netflix account or not. These fucks are probably on every streaming service there is.

uwu self sustaining

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I honestly think we should have a whole new lexicon for troons. It's pseudoscientific to apply the same terms to them as actual humans.

Instead of collarbones, we can call them "troonoid clavicular processes."

Breasts? "Tube moobs."

Male pattern baldness? "Troon's peak."

5 o'clock shadow? "Lady beard."

Etc.

"lady beard" c'mon now even those chicks with pcos are still 100% more women than kevin.

Troons are like the kind of cheese where you have to wear safety glasses to keep from being blinded.

And as far as bitching about capitalism goes, I always want to argue with these fuckers and ask them what exact form of economy they think is better. And be as specific as possible.

There's an article in the thunderdome right now about virtual cockfighting (the kind with chickens) and the troon who wrote it is bitching that capitalism is responsible for cruelty to animals and the game is based on fucking CUBA of all places and this troon needs to get a mangina so deep he's tasting his own foreskin because JFC what a spectacular self-own.

Also, there is an Onion article for every occasion and this describes the tranch perfectly:

Marxists' Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn't Work

AMHERST, MA—The filthy, disorganized apartment shared by three members of the Amherst College Marxist Society is a microcosm of why the social and economic utopia described in the writings of Karl Marx will never come to fruition, sources reported Monday.

www.theonion.com

Unlike the majority of troons (not the "gay for pay" pornstar ones or HSTS) Casu Marzu still has a niche audience that wants to eat it, enough that it's still being made.