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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
I love to see Kevin cope at this point by stomping his feet and slamming his fists and screaming YES FOR THE LAST TIME, TRANSWOMEN HAVE PMS! THEY DO THEY DO THEY DO!!! WAS IT THE ICKY CIS WOMEN TELLING YOU IT ISNT? WE DO!!!! WE REALLY DO, SOME OF US AT LEAST
How can you have Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder if you're dysphoric all the time cause of your gender-sads? Why don't women who have had hysterectomies or have gone through menopause say that they still get phantom period symptoms cause of their womanly gendersouls? If a late-transitioning AGP leaves his wife and kids to play pretty princess 24/7 and he's over the age of 45 shouldn't he pretend to have hot flashes instead of cramps? Where are all the transmen calling their periods "testicular cancer"? If a transwoman was going to miss a furry convention due to cramps, how quickly would her symptoms disappear? Do they ever forget to pretend to have a period cause they're disorganized trainwrecks who can't even pick their clothes off the floor, let alone remember to play-act having organs that they don't have every 28 days?
The transwomen period discourse makes me lose braincells every time I glance at it. It has to peak so many people.
Troons remain so ignorant about female reproductive system, I wouldn’t be surprised if they called having a cut on a finger and bleeding an “trans vaginal menstruation”.
On the second thought, they already call bleeding from a wound a menstruation…
I've been watching all of this from afar whenever I can, so this is a little late but in this pic of the deadbeat dad, I'm pretty sure he's actually high.
The way he's holding his mouth and head, looking at the camera sideways, his disheveled appearance, looking even more pale and unhealthy than normal, the blinds drawn, etc... I'm pretty sure he's at the end of a 24-72 hour amphetamine or MDMA binge. Definitely some kinda uppers but not coke since coke makes your face numb. You don't hold your mouth like that on coke, you don't get all those funny ripples in your cheeks because you can't relax your face when you're on coke. That's more of an ecstasy or meth thing.
Obviously I haven't talked to him so he hasn't admitted this to me, but he kinda already has, right? He says it himself "high". Accept my armchair analysis or not, it's up to you, idgaf.
I think toys might be the only way to get Kevin into a bath. I mean, it's still never going to happen, but if it was humanly possible, this would be the only way.
Warning: large images below.
First, he can start off with an MLP bath bomb. Just like a box of Cracker Jacks, they each have a toy inside.
In theory, this should initially get Kevin into a bath. In theory, but not in practice.
Once in the bath, Kevin could play with... whatever this thing is. (Picture won't copy correctly, sorry.)
It says Transformers, and it's a shark. Seems bath-appropriate. Doesn't matter if it's waterproof or not. At least Kevin would get some use out of it, unlike the ones he opens and immediately tosses in a storage bin.
One toy won't be enough for KevKev. What else can we find?
Oh, neat! This one even comes with 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo, and conditioner. You don't even have to think about it. Just grab the bottle and start scrubbing! Perfect for Kev's laziness.
When he's finished, Kev can wrap himself up in this or this.
Hey, a toothbrush! Something every Trancher needs, but Kevin will never use it, instead convincing himself he's taking care of his teeth just by owning it.
There. To any member of the Tranch who wants to let Kevin know he stinks, here's a head start on Christmas shopping. I made this whole list, links included, just for you. I know he won't actually use any of it, but you getting him nothing but a bunch of hygiene-related products would be funny. Some things are out of stock, but you have time.
Imagine it now. Kevin's grinning ear-to-ear, eager to discover what delightful treats Mistress has bought him. He ferociously tears off the shiny rainbow paper, snapping the blue, pink, and white ribbon apart in the process.
Underneath, it's a box that looks comfortably familiar - the colors, the shapes, the Transformers logo prominently displayed at the top. He giggles, thanking Mistress in his nasally, valley girl voice.
Then, his face slowly falls, his joyous Christmas smile melting away.
Bath Time FUN!
When Kevin is finished halfheartedly opening the rest of his presents, he falls into deep thought, trying to figure out what he's supposed to do with all of them. Well, they could just go on the shelf like everything else. They're still toys, right? And he can just dissolve the bath bombs in a bowl to get those ones...
Suddenly, the entire pile, his whole Christmas haul that had been meticulously laid out on his new Transformers towel, is wrapped up in one, swift motion.
Penny looms over him, holding the sack of new treasures above Kevin's head with one hand.
"No, no. You only get these for bath time, kitten."
Kevin decides it's not worth the effort. Grifting for new toys is way easier than bathing.
The Tranchers have wasted their money, and us Kiwis all have a good laugh.
One toy won't be enough for KevKev. What else can we find?
Oh, neat! This one even comes with 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo, and conditioner. You don't even have to think about it. Just grab the bottle and start scrubbing! Perfect for Kev's laziness.
Lmao. Not everyone who hates you is a kiwifarmer k*w*far*er or even one of them far-alt-right Drumpftard CHUD MAGAT TERFs, Jen. Now that you got that seething out of your system go cope and dilate nibble on some alpaca shit.
I wish someone would beat this future school shooter dead beat dad to within an inch of his life while all the neighbors just turn the TV up. Wouldn't want that situation made worse now, would we?
In Minecraft.
Fuck you Neck. Get your other neck chopped already so you can quit larping as a tranny and actually be about that life. Then check into Club 41.
Didn't know the little community free libraries for poor people pisses Trancheros off so much that they'd slapfight about it.
-Please, tell us kiwi incels more about what other community projects piss you off or are deemed unnecessary by the representatives of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch/fuckshed.
Didn't know the little community free libraries for poor people pisses Trancheros off so much that they'd slapfight about it.
-Please, tell us kiwi incels more about what other community projects piss you off or are deemed unnecessary by the representatives of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch/fuckshed.
Oh, you didn't know? Little Free Libraries are actually the devil and a product of EVIL GENTRIFICATION by EVIL people trying to COMMODIFY LITERACY!
There is no issue small enough to be immune to becoming a subject of discourse about how much white people are destroying any communities they go near.
Thought: it would be schrodinger's period. For some it won't exist because they're having too much fun. For others it is a get out of jail free or pity me card, therefore will use it for asspats or excuses.
Do you want a vaginal infection? That's how you get a vaginal infection. The PH of the canal can keep away most things but inserting whatever will lead to a Russian roulette of what will get stuck and what has the potential to get past the vagina's defenses.
But lol the only "pussy" they can get is going to be even weaker in immunity due to being a piercing/wound and has a high chance of getting stuck if you got a fucking weird ass canal. Not to mention a huge chance of tearing due to your penis skin not being able to contort like the actual muscles of the vaginal wall.
Do it, I'm sure it'll work out for ya.
Bryan Neck again speaks like a mormon. Keep that shit within the family and community, it isn't THAT serious we can take care of ourselves. I'm sure I'm misinterpreting it but I ain't got the faith in this man.
Also, that is some of the most "bro science" post I've read in a while.
Actually wouldn't it be MORE feminine if he was on the receiving end? After all, the lion's share of domestic violence is carried out by the man on the woman. It gives him a feeling so dysphoric
Kevin riding the struggle bus this month. I wonder who needs that 60$ USD more the farm or nintendo Cmon Kev think of all the trans lives you could be saving instead of buying another game you aren't gonna play!
Cmon Kev think of all the trans lives you could be saving instead of buying another game you aren't gonna play!
