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[the khat quaffer]

I forgot to save the post it was a few pages back... Kevin posted a picture of his closet (though it may have been a shared closet), featuring an incompetently placed closet bar which was drooping lower than Kevin's gunty moobs. Kevin posted the comment that there was a spare bed and space in there as well for guests, and ignoring the fact that it looks horribly inconvenient to sleep in, he also said that there was also room in there for his transformers.

If they're a "trans haven," why the fuck are they giving up space to an ever-increasing collection of plastic toys that shows no signs of stopping its growth? We've all seen by now that Kevin's transformers collection can easily fill a sizable chunk of a room. So if some runaway tranny comes to the tranch and needs some place to sleep, are Kevin and the gang just going to be like "sorry we're at max capacity... Well do have that one big walk-in closet but it's filled with transformers. You're welcome to sleep on alpaca hay though!"

Kevin is nothing but negative press for the Tranch. Every day Bonnie gets closer to shoving Yoko up Kevin's maw of shame and squeezing the trigger.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I forgot to save the post it was a few pages back... Kevin posted a picture of his closet (though it may have been a shared closet), featuring an incompetently placed closet bar which was drooping lower than Kevin's gunty moobs. Kevin posted the comment that there was a spare bed and space in there as well for guests, and ignoring the fact that it looks horribly inconvenient to sleep in, he also said that there was also room in there for his transformers.

If they're a "trans haven," why the fuck are they giving up space to an ever-increasing collection of plastic toys that shows no signs of stopping its growth? We've all seen by now that Kevin's transformers collection can easily fill a sizable chunk of a room. So if some runaway tranny comes to the tranch and needs some place to sleep, are Kevin and the gang just going to be like "sorry we're at max capacity... Well do have that one big walk-in closet but it's filled with transformers. You're welcome to sleep on alpaca hay though!"

Kevin is nothing but negative press for the Tranch. Every day Bonnie gets closer to shoving Yoko up Kevin's maw of shame and squeezing the trigger.

Maybe when they say “trans haven” they actually meant “Transformers haven”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't think it takes Sigmund Motherfucking Freud to figure out that the trans thing is a thing for Kevin.

On the outside, it might look like a busted-ass 2-cylinder Geo Metro with 150,000 miles on it, but on the inside, it's a battle robot fighting the forces of evil!

 

[super thug]

Is anyone else looking forward to Kevin's revision surgery saga? It should be awesome, we'll get to watch this horrible little neutered goblin make his completely miserable and phony life even worse! I really hope that any complications that may arise from the revision don't end up pushing him over the edge into 41% land. I truly hope Kevin lives for a very long time. It amazes me how an adult man in his 30's, one that's apparently never been in a special ed class, could be as monumentally stupid as Kevin is. You didn't dilate, Kevin, what did you expect? Your poor body is trying to heal and close that open wound. Kevin did the right thing by letting his body heal, now he wants to cut himself up again. I wonder if he told his mom about chopping his dick off yet. If Kevin's dickless and split ballsack ("neovagina" they call it, lmao) is such a great vagina then he'd show it off, right? These degenerates all love making pornos but we know he wouldn't dare show his sad, mutilated excuse for genitals. He knows he's just a fat, mutilated man that can't walk right anymore and he hates being reminded of it.

So he wants to go get chopped up again, think he'll dilate this time? Of course he won't because he's.. Kevin. Kevin's body, being a male body, sees the big hole down there as a wound. Kevin's body knows the truth, it knows he isn't a woman and will never be a woman. Kevin's body is very sad at what Kevin has done to it. Kevin's mom will almost certainly cry when she hears the news. She should've slapped the little shit around more when she had the chance instead of just ignoring him. You can tell he really needed it.

I wish we could make a friendly bet or something on possible/desired outcomes:
1. He could come to his senses, realizing another scalpel party isn't going to fix his problems. (lol, nah)
2. He could get the revision, keep up with dilation, and since it's the stomach lining pull-thru he'll smell a little more funky than he does already. (nah)
3. He gets the revision, doesn't dilate, ends up right back where he is in another 18 mos with even fewer options since he's even more mutilated now. (likely)
4. He gets the revision, doesn't dilate, ends up in a much worse situation than what he's currently in due to complications from the revision. (also likely)

He's become such a great warning to sane society, it'd be awesome if he became a warning to his fellow troons as well. Like if he ended up with a fistula from this revision, and ended up getting kicked out of the tranch because no one could tolerate his poopy mutilated dick smell anymore? Or if his health situation deteriorates so much that he loses it on twitter and makes such an ass out of himself that even his troon brethren realize he's a joke? I can get too optimistic sometimes, I know.

The most fun part of these gender surgeries? They're like a box of chocolates because you never know what you're gonna get.. Will the little nub of penis (that he pretends is a clit) rot and fall off like what happened to Yaniv?

Even if Kevin reads this post, you know he'll still go through with his revision surgery. He's gonna totally prove us wrong guys, oh no! The gender nonsense was real all along, we were all such fools for doubting these stinky gender goblins lmao

Isn't being a lifetime medical patient, a neutered and orgasmless troon surrounded by other backstabbing troons, such an awesome life? All this trouble just because they need to try so hard to convince themselves that they're special. None of you gender creeps is special. By becoming a gender goblin you've become just like all the other pathetic gender goblins. Making up words and pseudo-science concepts to try and hold back reality at any cost. Reality can't be held back though. None of you will never be real women. Doesn't matter how badly you wish things were different. Reality doesn't give a fuck.

I used to think Rioley, spotted dick, was unhinged and potentially dangerous but now I'm leaning more towards he's actually harmless. Super annoying like most troons, but fairly harmless. I think he's more likely to hurt himself (or get himself hurt by someone else) than he is to hurt another person. Just the vibe I get now that I've been able to see more of his sperging.

You can play pretend all you want when you're an adult, just don't expect the rest of us to play along with you.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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It's a real shame that all of these "random objects" have to be thimble size or smaller, because I'd imagine there's only so many times you can put half your pinky finger in the empty space where your genitals used to be before it dawns on you that you've made a huge mistake. By chasing the coom above all else, Kevin has made it so he can never coom again. I believe Dante would have called this contrapasso.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I've been watching all of this from afar whenever I can, so this is a little late but in this pic of the deadbeat dad, I'm pretty sure he's actually high.

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The way he's holding his mouth and head, looking at the camera sideways, his disheveled appearance, looking even more pale and unhealthy than normal, the blinds drawn, etc... I'm pretty sure he's at the end of a 24-72 hour amphetamine or MDMA binge. Definitely some kinda uppers but not coke since coke makes your face numb. You don't hold your mouth like that on coke, you don't get all those funny ripples in your cheeks because you can't relax your face when you're on coke. That's more of an ecstasy or meth thing.

Obviously I haven't talked to him so he hasn't admitted this to me, but he kinda already has, right? He says it himself "high". Accept my armchair analysis or not, it's up to you, idgaf.

Those kids are so lucky to be rid of this trash.

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I was originally thinking heroin because of the hoodie (every heroin junkie I ever met was always cold unless the aches were settling in), but I think you might be right about him being on meth. I don't think it's X, he's not sweaty and ragged enough.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Is anyone else looking forward to Kevin's revision surgery saga? It should be awesome, we'll get to watch this horrible little neutered goblin make his completely miserable and phony life even worse! I really hope that any complications that may arise from the revision don't end up pushing him over the edge into 41% land. I truly hope Kevin lives for a very long time. It amazes me how an adult man in his 30's, one that's apparently never been in a special ed class, could be as monumentally stupid as Kevin is. You didn't dilate, Kevin, what did you expect? Your poor body is trying to heal and close that open wound. Kevin did the right thing by letting his body heal, now he wants to cut himself up again. I wonder if he told his mom about chopping his dick off yet. If Kevin's dickless and split ballsack ("neovagina" they call it, lmao) is such a great vagina then he'd show it off, right? These degenerates all love making pornos but we know he wouldn't dare show his sad, mutilated excuse for genitals. He knows he's just a fat, mutilated man that can't walk right anymore and he hates being reminded of it.

So he wants to go get chopped up again, think he'll dilate this time? Of course he won't because he's.. Kevin. Kevin's body, being a male body, sees the big hole down there as a wound. Kevin's body knows the truth, it knows he isn't a woman and will never be a woman. Kevin's body is very sad at what Kevin has done to it. Kevin's mom will almost certainly cry when she hears the news. She should've slapped the little shit around more when she had the chance instead of just ignoring him. You can tell he really needed it.

I wish we could make a friendly bet or something on possible/desired outcomes:
1. He could come to his senses, realizing another scalpel party isn't going to fix his problems. (lol, nah)
2. He could get the revision, keep up with dilation, and since it's the stomach lining pull-thru he'll smell a little more funky than he does already. (nah)
3. He gets the revision, doesn't dilate, ends up right back where he is in another 18 mos with even fewer options since he's even more mutilated now. (likely)
4. He gets the revision, doesn't dilate, ends up in a much worse situation than what he's currently in due to complications from the revision. (also likely)

He's become such a great warning to sane society, it'd be awesome if he became a warning to his fellow troons as well. Like if he ended up with a fistula from this revision, and ended up getting kicked out of the tranch because no one could tolerate his poopy mutilated dick smell anymore? Or if his health situation deteriorates so much that he loses it on twitter and makes such an ass out of himself that even his troon brethren realize he's a joke? I can get too optimistic sometimes, I know.

The most fun part of these gender surgeries? They're like a box of chocolates because you never know what you're gonna get.. Will the little nub of penis (that he pretends is a clit) rot and fall off like what happened to Yaniv?

Even if Kevin reads this post, you know he'll still go through with his revision surgery. He's gonna totally prove us wrong guys, oh no! The gender nonsense was real all along, we were all such fools for doubting these stinky gender goblins lmao

Isn't being a lifetime medical patient, a neutered and orgasmless troon surrounded by other backstabbing troons, such an awesome life? All this trouble just because they need to try so hard to convince themselves that they're special. None of you gender creeps is special. By becoming a gender goblin you've become just like all the other pathetic gender goblins. Making up words and pseudo-science concepts to try and hold back reality at any cost. Reality can't be held back though. None of you will never be real women. Doesn't matter how badly you wish things were different. Reality doesn't give a fuck.

I used to think Rioley, spotted dick, was unhinged and potentially dangerous but now I'm leaning more towards he's actually harmless. Super annoying like most troons, but fairly harmless. I think he's more likely to hurt himself (or get himself hurt by someone else) than he is to hurt another person. Just the vibe I get now that I've been able to see more of his sperging.

You can play pretend all you want when you're an adult, just don't expect the rest of us to play along with you.

Couple things here...

I shouldn't let it get to me, but my heart honestly weeps for the mothers of every tranny. I don't give a single flying fuck about the tranny/cow but just the thought of knowing that some mother out there has to deal with knowing her son mutilated the body she gave him never fails to give me a moment's somber pause.

Regarding those possibilities...
1) Nope, he's just gonna double/triple/quadruple/quintuple down on how wonderful his fancy new vagina is and how heckin' magic HRT is, gosh!
2) That requires work and Kevin hasn't worked a day in his life since he was a sideshow attraction in a cage at Disneyland 15 (ish) years ago...Or was he the guy sweeping away trash and busted condoms getting paid with all-you-can-eat food from the dumpsters?
3) Bingo!
4) Please, let this happen.

Ripley is 100% a danger to others, if not now, he soon will be. Yeah he's definitely a limp-wristed coward, the kind to snap pictures of some annoyed cashier and then leave in a rush to tweet about it, but the unhinged nature of his tweets and how visibly angered he is by even the most mundane inconvenience indicates to me that one day, he's gonna blow a gasket. If it doesn't come to that , he'll do what all troonoid cowards do, he'll fuck with an offending party's financials, reputation, etc. Call them transphobic, bigots, sexists, whatever the fuck it takes for the twitter keyboard commandos to mobilize.

Ripley isn't getting better. He lives somewhere in Faggotville, San Francisco and he still finds something to complain about everywhere he goes. His half-assed attempts at therapy involve a fursuit, for fuck's sake.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Maybe when they say “trans haven” they actually meant “Transformers haven”

A room full of usesless transformer toys is still better than a room with even just 1 troon in it.

 

[Miss Misery]

This is possibly the most retarded thing I've ever seen Kev post...

 

[AMHOLIO]

I forgot to save the post it was a few pages back... Kevin posted a picture of his closet (though it may have been a shared closet), featuring an incompetently placed closet bar which was drooping lower than Kevin's gunty moobs. Kevin posted the comment that there was a spare bed and space in there as well for guests, and ignoring the fact that it looks horribly inconvenient to sleep in, he also said that there was also room in there for his transformers.

If they're a "trans haven," why the fuck are they giving up space to an ever-increasing collection of plastic toys that shows no signs of stopping its growth? We've all seen by now that Kevin's transformers collection can easily fill a sizable chunk of a room. So if some runaway tranny comes to the tranch and needs some place to sleep, are Kevin and the gang just going to be like "sorry we're at max capacity... Well do have that one big walk-in closet but it's filled with transformers. You're welcome to sleep on alpaca hay though!"

Kevin is nothing but negative press for the Tranch. Every day Bonnie gets closer to shoving Yoko up Kevin's maw of shame and squeezing the trigger.

I don't know if Bonnie and Sky knew that 4 bazillion transformers was part of the tranch deal. Hell, I don't even know if Penny did. No wonder Bonnie has ran screaming.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I don't know if Bonnie and Sky knew that 4 bazillion transformers was part of the tranch deal. Hell, I don't even know if Penny did. No wonder Bonnie has ran screaming.

There's a phrase in Latin for what Bonnie must be feeling regarding Kevin: caveat emptor, or 'buyer beware.' No matter what portion of his dead dad's (or uncle's?) inheritance he's kicking up to the Tranch, it's not worth the malevolent shitstorm that came with Kevin. I wonder when that shit will run out? More importantly I wonder what will run out first, Kevin's magic money or the Tranch itself.

Funnily enough, there's a phrase in Latin for Kevin too: asshole.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Neck is so thirsty it isn't even funny any more. The only good thing about it is its pure performativity - just like Kevin it's all coomposting, writing "hey qt wanna sex " at all the trannies he can find and never acting on it.

Doesn't make it any less disgusting though.

And I don’t think he’s on full-time HRT so he’s actually more dangerous than pretty much anyone on the ranch because he’s working with a dick that can actually get hard.

This is why kevin‘s is a fun lol cow to follow. No matter how angry he gets or how sexually violent he acts you know he can’t actually do anything about it because he’s a enuich.

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Why can't it be both, Kevin? Yes, a lot more research needs to be done on the effects of cross hormones on the opposite sex's body. It could help both trans and cis people in the long run.

Also kevin acting like he doesn’t completely understand that men would absolutely do this for the fetish. Kevin has actively endorsed transitioning “because it’s your fetish“.
Kevin, you damage “trans women“ credibility so much with your extremely hateful stupid tweets about the subject, you can’t turn around and act like you’re an expert or have any nuanced take to this.

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Fix your tub baseboard and your mold issues before you buy new shit that you're just going to let rot, Kevin.

Kevin’s treating his baseboard like he treats his neovag.

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I like a neck very smoothly sailing around not talking about the impotency issues with HRT. Very nice.

Also is it me or did Nick just say that women are naturally inferior to men and that’s why if you transition to a woman you are gonna die earlier and have all these health issues because you just became a woman?

Also I’m going to agree with everyone else that I’m pretty sure neck has had issues with the police in the past in relation to domestic violence. I can imagine neck and his wife screaming at each other because neckler refuses to tackle grown-up issues because he’s now a “beautiful woman“ and having a cops called on him (or more likely he called the cops on his transphobic wife).

Jen the shit eat had a e-slap fight and said hello

Spoiler: Long and boring

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Lmao. Not everyone who hates you is a kiwifarmer k*w*far*er or even one of them far-alt-right Drumpftard CHUD MAGAT TERFs, Jen. Now that you got that seething out of your system go cope and dilate nibble on some alpaca shit.

This is the most horrible thing I believe about being on the left side of politics. You could be the most left-wing insane person ever but if you stray away from the party line just a little you get immediately labeled as a Nazi/racist/K*wi F*rmer and your persona non grata.

I’m sure these people would feel a lot less bad about pissing off Jen if they knew that Jen is a man with a literal sideways neovag that’s pointing 90° away from his asshole and who used to eat shit so regularly something awful actually had to ban him.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Neck and Wedge: Deviant love.


Here's Neck performing the dumbest attempt at virtue signaling and stupid drama.




Neck found perfection. On the short bus.

Spoiler: If you want to see Mx Claire's hickies.

Spoiler: Neck looking into the abyss.

Just no.

Spoiler: Don't!

Lies, FaceApp, and giant hands...

..will not avert Neck.

Spoiler: Full size

He's still hoping for a little Kindness.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

This is possibly the most retarded thing I've ever seen Kev post...

Agreed. It's as if he thinks he has breasts complete with mammary glands, when all they are are fat-filled sacs.

So rather than comfort the man, Bryan chooses to hide the reply and passive-aggressively chastise him for lamenting his loneliness. Yet another reason to dislike Bryan and all those like him.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

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So rather than comfort the man, Bryan chooses to hide the reply and passive-aggressively chastise him for lamenting his loneliness. Yet another reason to dislike Bryan and all those like him.

Man, the trans community is just so loving and supportive, it brings a tear to your eye. How can the cishets ever compete?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Agreed. It's as if he thinks he has breasts complete with mammary glands, when all they are are fat-filled sacs.
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So rather than comfort the man, Bryan chooses to hide the reply and passive-aggressively chastise him for lamenting his loneliness. Yet another reason to dislike Bryan and all those like him.

He's just repeating the same patterns he's learned from KevKev. Isn't he notorious for telling several people to untag him and fuck off with their petty squabbles and/or negative waves?

 

[Beating Women]

Some advice for kev:

 

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Kevin two days ago:

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Kevin today:

Spoiler: final fantasy toy

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[RonRiot]

There's a phrase in Latin for what Bonnie must be feeling regarding Kevin: caveat emptor, or 'buyer beware.' No matter what portion of his dead dad's (or uncle's?) inheritance he's kicking up to the Tranch, it's not worth the malevolent shitstorm that came with Kevin. I wonder when that shit will run out? More importantly I wonder what will run out first, Kevin's magic money or the Tranch itself.

Funnily enough, there's a phrase in Latin for Kevin too: asshole.

Bonnie the multiple system asexual princess who fucked off from his precious ranch to chase a woman who thinks she’s a blind psychic parrot? That Bonnie? I‘m perpetually baffled by the Chad Bonnie narrative. Just because he occasionally has a passive aggressive subtweet slap fight with Kev, it doesn’t mean he’s less degenerate than the rest.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Kevin two days ago:
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I'm sure many of his followers recognize his utter lack of thrift, but none of them have the courage to say anything. That, or they're cut from the same cloth as Kevin, and thus see nothing objectionable about his wasteful habits. Either way, this will never be surprising.