Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Ok so he put a new silhouette that once downloaded it's called "people.png"
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And he confirmed dates for the update and the three videos he was working on. A three minute something video on this 9th, the video that shocase the new rivals as to hype his few fans on the 10th at 10:10 am (don't ask why he put the exact hour he planned to put the update) with the update and a 31 minute video on the 11th explain what he added to the game apart from the new rivals. Now the video on the 9th will basically be "I can't put the rivals you guys want in the game now for this reason" basically.
Now let's see if he actually stays true to his work and uploads the videos and the update
 
Ok so he put a new silhouette that once downloaded it's called "people.png"
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And he confirmed dates for the update and the three videos he was working on. A three minute something video on this 9th, the video that shocase the new rivals as to hype his few fans on the 10th at 10:10 am (don't ask why he put the exact hour he planned to put the update) with the update and a 31 minute video on the 11th explain what he added to the game apart from the new rivals. Now the video on the 9th will basically be "I can't put the rivals you guys want in the game now for this reason" basically.
Now let's see if he actually stays true to his work and uploads the videos and the update
Don't forget to link Rival Silhouette #7 and archive.

Also here's Rival Silhouette #6 and archive.
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The first half of his blog post is just a fake Samus silhouette and hype about video game releases this year. At the bottom, he admits that he changed a previous teaser image. It was the Fire Emblem lookalikes.

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It's called "better.png"
"better.png"... While I appreciate that they're no longer direct rip-offs, I am somehow disappointed in the new hair. They lack the volume and shading the originals had, and of course, feel more generic and less unique. But what do I expect, the originals did in fact come from FE. This was just a setup for disappointment.
 
Of course, two days after I post the last graphtreon screenshot showing Alex under $2,000...
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Two "new" patrons totaling $160 to push Alex back over $2,000. Absolutely nothing suspicious going on here whatsoever.
I've always wondered what do the bumps mean, is he stupid enough to give himself money through patreon? Or does he tell Adolphin or someone else to just give him more money for the week to fight the gremlins?
 
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It's called "better.png"
I literally made an account just so I could point this out. The one on the end still resembles a Fire Emblem Three Houses hairstyle. It looks like either male Byleth or Yuri's hair but orange. It's not exact, but with the track record, that's sus.
 
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I’m back again with another rival silhouette! Here’s the latest one:

(Samus picture)

Wow! What a babe! I wonder what kind of rival she’s going to –

…heyyyyy, wait a second. That’s not a rival! That’s Samus from Nintendo’s Metroid series! Samus, what the heck are you doing? Get your sexy butt out of here! You’re in the wrong place! This is the Yandere Sim development blog!

Actually, there is a reason why this character is relevant today. Click “Continue Reading” to learn why…and to see two actual rival silhouettes.

Miracles

2021 has been a year of miracles. Why do I say that? I’ll explain.

  • One of my favorite games, The World Ends With You, was released in 2007. I thought it would never get a sequel. But a sequel was finally released on July 27th of this year.

  • One of my favorite games, Psychonauts, was released in 2005. I thought it would never get a sequel. But a sequel was finally released on August 25th of this year.

  • One of my favorite games, No More Heroes 2, was released in 2010. I thought it would never get a sequel. But a sequel was finally released on August 27th of this year.

  • One of my favorite games, ActRaiser, was released in 1991. I thought that ancient game would never be relevant again. But it got an HD remake on September 23rd of this year.

  • One of my favorite games, Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code, was released in 2010. I thought it would never get a sequel. But a sequel was finally released on September 30th of this year.

  • Metroid Prime 3, released in 2005, hinted that a Metroid game code-named “Dread” was under development. However, in the years to follow, no Metroid game titled “Dread” was ever released, leading millions of Metroid fans – including me – to believe that the game had been cancelled, and that it would never come out. But, if you have the power of pattern recognition, then I bet you can guess what I’m about to say. Yes, that’s right…a few months ago, Nintendo announced that Metroid Dread would be releasing later this year…and today, October 8th, it’s finally here.
NEO: TWEWY. Psychonauts 2. NMH 3. An ActRaiser remake. Melty Blood Type Lumina. Metroid Dread. Each one of these games took longer than a decade to reach us, and for many years, millions of fans doubted they’d ever see any of these games become a reality. Even a single one of these games actually being released…it feels like nothing short of a miracle.

And the fact that they were all released in 2021, within 3 months of one another?! What do you even call that?! What do you call 6 miracles stacked on top of each other?! It’s almost impossible to believe that any of this is even real!

…and, yet…despite the fact that I’ve been waiting more than a decade for each of those games to come out…I didn’t play them. I only played the new Psychonauts, NMH, ActRaiser, and Melty Blood for a total of 1 day before stopping. The reason? I wanted to remain completely committed to the 10 Rivals Update.

Don’t believe me? Check my Past Broadcasts page on Twitch. I only streamed a total of 10 times over the past 60 days. I’ve nearly abandoned my favorite hobby, all for the sake of bringing you the 10 Rivals Update faster.

Well…that has to come to an end today. I didn’t stop working for Psychonauts, or NMH, or ActRaiser, or Melty…but Metroid is a different story altogether. I absolutely can’t let today pass by without playing as much Metroid as possible. So that’s what I’m going to do.

I’m letting you know this in advance so that you don’t flip out and say, “OMG YandereDev is playing video games instead of working!!!” when you see my stream go live today. Damn straight, I’m playing video games instead of working today. Hell yes, I’m playing video games instead of working today. Metroid Dread comes out today!!!!!

Anyway, the purpose of this blog post is to let you all know that you are cordially invited to come watch me stream Metroid Dread on Twitch today. What time will I begin streaming? Don’t know. Depends on when the delivery guy drops it off. Might be 6 PM (my timezone), might be sooner, might be later. All I know is that once I have Dread in my hands, I’m dropping everything to play it.

…Hey. I just realized something.
  • Yandere Simulator began development in 2014. Some people thought it would never get ten rivals. But ten rivals are being released in two days.
Guess that means you can add “Yandere Sim finally gets 10 rivals” to the list of “gaming miracles” that have happened in 2021!

What do I have to say about that? Well, this gentleman sums it up pretty nicely:

…oh! That’s right! This is supposed to be a Yandere Simulator development blog. Time to stop ranting about Metroid and actually say something related to Yandere Sim. Ahem! Let’s see here…

To make up for the fact that I tricked you with a fake silhouette at the top of this blog post – and the fact that I’m not working today – here are TWO rival silhouettes, with two more to follow tomorrow:
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…by the way, I went back to a previous blog post and replaced one of the preview images, because the assets depicted in that image have been re-designed and replaced. I wonder if you can identify which image has been replaced!
TL;DR: He's sucking himself off, saying that he only streamed 10 times in 60 days and comparing himself finishing a game mode in half a year to 6 games that were in development hell for 10-20 years. Calls him finishing the 10 Rivals Update a "gaming miracle." In addition, he says that he's going to "take a break" to play with his waifu Metroid Dread instead of working on Yandere Sim and yes, he's damn sure going to do it.
 
Alex said:
Don’t believe me? Check my Past Broadcasts page on Twitch. I only streamed a total of 10 times over the past 60 days. I’ve nearly abandoned my favorite hobby, all for the sake of bringing you the 10 Rivals Update faster.
TwitchTracker says you're a liar, Alex.
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When is he going to be busted for money laundering and scamming people?
That's not money laundering; that's paying Patreon money to look like your income is greater than it really is for internet points and ego (assuming he is indeed doing so, which I would not bet against; as an aside, how would you report that to the IRS? As an expense, since it's not really income?). As for scamming people, the last few years have been part of his punishment and the years to come will continue to be his punishment. I don't think it takes a genius to see that Alex isn't very happy with his lot in life. There is no running away from Yandere Simulator for Alex; it and its reputation will follow him wherever he goes, and any new venture he attempts will be met with joy from his ever shrinking fanbase and "You're the guy who spent 7+ years to shit out a boring, creepy game about underage pantyshots and schoolgirl murder" from everyone else.
 
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This video was such a waste of time. He took almost an entire extra month making this along with 2 other videos. Im only slightly retarded, so I understand most of it probably went to the half hour long one, but that should take a week at max, if its seriously taking you this long for a measly voice over and still images in sony vegas then drop the extra weight and put out what needs to be put out. Theres no reason for a month long wait just to make a "teaser" on top of everything else.
 
I don't understand his logic here.
I don't have time or resources to make 10 rivals, therefore I will design and implement 10 brand-new never-before-seen rivals in a brand-new game mode? Yeah, makes total sense.
Very excited to see how lazily put together this next build will be.
 
Whats with all of these newfags that join in on Yandere Dev/Clone thread to sperg useless information and then never are seen or heard from again? They seriously do this every other page and it always ends the same.
I don't follow this thread very closely but if people are shitting it please report them so it can be swept up. This goes for everyone, don't be afraid to use the report button 🎃👻
 
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