DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that. He could actually take control of his life and stop acting like everybody is derailing his life when he is doing it himself.

Therapy is for sissies, Phil is not a sissy, therefore he does not need therapy.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that.

Don't really think he realises he has a problem with how he treats people, he seems to think it's the other way around. If you were to recommend him that he should go to a therapist to work on any problems and self doubt in himself, he would literally call you a stuhpid morahn and say he has no reason to go see a therapist as they have nothing of value to give him and would be a waste of fucking time.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that.

No. The time where he could talk to someone, who is not a cashier or hairdresser, is over.

EDIT. "Fuck this morahn therapist! I only make business by email!"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

With the right angle everyday:
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First time I've had a good look at him. All those spots. Lookin like he coming down with the plague.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

With the right angle everyday:
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Holy fuck he's looking closer to Harvey Weinstein than ever before.

 

[actually]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that. He could actually take control of his life and stop acting like everybody is derailing his life when he is doing it himself.

He could, but he refuses to wear eyeglasses (not the gunnar ones he charges $50 for--actual prescription ones) he acknowledges allow him to see better, apparently because he cares more about his perceived appearance than taking care of himself. Therapy's not going to happen.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Bro how did you forget Guilty Gear Strive?

Up for 30 hours programming.
I had it in some version and then I think deleted it

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that. He could actually take control of his life and stop acting like everybody is derailing his life when he is doing it himself.

Therapy costs munny dood!

 

[Down At The Farms]

Ahh, I wanted to see which bill WWE superstar Phil needed $800 for this weekend, and I think I just got aids reading this tweet.

Phil, this is what you are addicted to? You couldn’t pick something a little less faggy?!?


Anyways DSP, I hope he helps you break a lot of gems moving forward!

 

[Darksfadil]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that. He could actually take control of his life and stop acting like everybody is derailing his life when he is doing it himself.

Therapy doesn't do shit for adults, especially people like Phil with a chronic case of disgusting lazy unintelligent assholism. Why would paying hundreds of dollars an hour to "talk" to some shmuck who went to uni fix any of your problems? I've seen my fair share of therapists, and they are absolutely some of the most worthless scammers on the planet.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

What happened to BobbaJo and SilentBob? It's all 1MinuteMan every day now. Have we just stopped pretending that it's not just one guy making these Behind The Scenez tips?

The paypig is running “low” on money so he can’t be SilentBob right now.

 

[Old Tonto]

We need a new poll about when Phil goes crawling back to twitch. This development makes the voting pattern even more interesting

Once his restriction is up, I'd like to put my vote in for 'so fast he travels back in time' now, please.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Ahh, I wanted to see which bill WWE superstar Phil needed $800 for this weekend, and I think I just got aids reading this tweet.

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Phil, this is what you are addicted to? You couldn’t pick something a little less faggy?!?


Anyways DSP, I hope he helps you break a lot of gems moving forward!

Can you really blame him? There is something about Edge that he likes very much. Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Collections Agent]

Phil's gonna eventually discover when you ban 99.5% of all your viewers, some permanently banned for simply typing at the wrong time, less people are gonna interact with your streams

 

[DZoomer]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that. He could actually take control of his life and stop acting like everybody is derailing his life when he is doing it himself.

Very rainbow to imagine that, but I've already said that Phil could make a lot of fucking money if he could make that HealthyGamerGG streamer talk to him about his lolcow problems. He's a psychiatrist who commonly talks to streamers about their mental health issues.

But for that to happen, Phil would have to do the unthinkable: actually accept that he's at fault for some of the shitty things that have happened in his life. The doctor wouldn't allow him to do a 2 hours pre-stream about how much of a victim he is. He'd ask Phil about his insecurities, his mistakes during life, his regrets. And we all know Phil doesn't allow himself to seem vulnerable unless it's in a controlled environment.

So, yeah, no. Phil will die alone screaming at the void and if his paypigs ever get tired of his shit, he's fucked. The end.

 

[Lolidaki]

DSP saying he can't play Fightcade because "muh CPU is maxed." HINT HINT

oh is that the new excuse? He can't run emulators for pixel games on a rig that clearly can?
Edit: only just saw he banned all pc games from the Halloween marathon for the same reason (waaah I can't stream, record, and play at 1080 60fps at the same time), a shame, shit like Stalker and Troll Fortress 2 was fun as fuck.

 

[But I Digress]

This might be a long term thing, but Phil could regularly go therapy and change his behavior. He wouldn't have to hide in his house most of the time, block most people from commenting on his streams and website, and stop acting like a toxic piece of shit. He is narcissistic, but therapy could fix that. He could actually take control of his life and stop acting like everybody is derailing his life when he is doing it himself.

He has Kaiser for health insurance.

I can tell you from experience Kaiser's therapy or mental health care is abysmal. To see results he would need to pay out of pocket to an actual therapist maybe even a behavioral therapist.

This would take money that in his mind would be better spent on Doordash and Micro transactions.

Phil has enough of a following that there's TONS of stuff he could do to revitalize his channel and might actually be able to grow but the things he needs to do would require effort and money. It's just not his priority at all because the changes would be for his audience and Phil only makes upgrades that make his pigpen more comfortable.

 

[NursezillaX]

He could, but he refuses to wear eyeglasses (not the gunnar ones he charges $50 for--actual prescription ones) he acknowledges allow him to see better, apparently because he cares more about his perceived appearance than taking care of himself. Therapy's not going to happen.

What would be great about this is that DSP would somehow spin that into something deserving of tips, just like with the Alan Wake music stuff where he feels he should be rewarded for doing something expected / the bare minimum:

'Alright, guys, if you love that I got these prescription glasses so I can now see what I'm looking at, I could REALLY use the support tonight...'

That seemingly new habit he has of saying that whole, 'If you guys like that I'm doing ___, please support the stream' thing grinds my fucking gears.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil has enough of a following that there's TONS of stuff he could do to revitalize his channel and might actually be able to grow

I wonder about that though. He's not discoverable and his paypigs like the current weird mix of abusive, confrontational anti-entertainment. If he actually turned over a new leaf, from pahsitivity to positivity, he'd alienate his current fans without getting any new ones.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

oh is that the new excuse? He can't run emulators for pixel games on a rig that clearly can?
Edit: only just saw he banned all pc games from the Halloween marathon for the same reason (waaah I can't stream, record, and play at 1080 60fps at the same time), a shame, shit like Stalker and Troll Fortress 2 was fun as fuck.

Yep massive disappoint from him as usual. I know he used macros as an excuse in the past but saying his PC can't run it is a double win for him because he won't have to play people that know what they're doing and he can fish for a new PC from his wheelchairs.