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I wonder about that though. He's not discoverable and his paypigs like the current weird mix of abusive, confrontational anti-entertainment. If he actually turned over a new leaf, from pahsitivity to positivity, he'd alienate his current fans without getting any new ones.
I think the majority would stick around. They have established a parasocial relationship.

Phil would never improve his streams. He can't even touch up the wall behind him, put up a greenscreen he already owns etc etc. The show is the show.
 
"Folks I have to appeal to you we have a very small audience nobody is talking in chat they are just talking about sports pff ridiculous it has nothing to do with my stream. Please talk in my chat! I have to appeal to you I have two big bills coming up I need your help! Youno I'm strapped because of all that stuff last month I had to pay my lawyer."

Holy shit he is starting prestream off suuuper pathetic.
 
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"Folks I have to appeal to you we have a very small audience nobody is talking in chat they are just talking about sports pff ridiculous it has nothing to do with my stream. Please talk in my chat! I have to appeal to you I have two big bills coming up I need your help! Youno I'm strapped because of all that stuff last month I had to pay my lawyer."

Holy shit he is starting prestream off suuuper pathetic.
lol @ lawyer
 
I know the meme is gin gin gin but a portion of that is probably also his precious seltzer water.

also as long as I’m being 🌈 probably subscribing to the mindset that drinking a bahttle of wine per night is good for your heart, dood, considering he’s a boomer.
Seltzer water
Very rainbow to imagine that, but I've already said that Phil could make a lot of fucking money if he could make that HealthyGamerGG streamer talk to him about his lolcow problems. He's a psychiatrist who commonly talks to streamers about their mental health issues.

But for that to happen, Phil would have to do the unthinkable: actually accept that he's at fault for some of the shitty things that have happened in his life. The doctor wouldn't allow him to do a 2 hours pre-stream about how much of a victim he is. He'd ask Phil about his insecurities, his mistakes during life, his regrets. And we all know Phil doesn't allow himself to seem vulnerable unless it's in a controlled environment.

So, yeah, no. Phil will die alone screaming at the void and if his paypigs ever get tired of his shit, he's fucked. The end.
I don’g agree here. I think Phil will grovel for sympathy tips when he’s at wits end. He’ll say he was struggling with “x” behind the scenes for a long time and how good it feels to finally get it off his chest. His message will be “tip me or I will fall into depression and kill myself and die”. This is after a series of emergency streams in which Phil only emasculates himself until even the autists begin to cringe a little bit at how much of a worm he’s degenerated into. It’ll be some time from now, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

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I don’g agree here. I think Phil will grovel for sympathy tips when he’s at wits end. He’ll say he was struggling with “x” behind the scenes for a long time and how good it feels to finally get it off his chest. His message will be “tip me or I will fall into depression and kill myself and die”. This is after a series of emergency streams in which Phil only emasculates himself until even the autists begin to cringe a little bit at how much of a worm he’s degenerated into. It’ll be some time from now, I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Ignore first reply up top…don’t know why that’s there…
 
Somebody better step up, the mortgage is due Tuesday.
Did he really say that? Cause that's a definite lie -- Tuesday is the 12th and he's never paid his mortgage earlier than the 14th (he paid on the 14th once, otherwise all other times were the 15th or later.)

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By the way, here's his bill list itemized and in chronological order, I don't think I've posted this before.
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Mid stream status:

Total tip: $50

Only tip: Ndo ($50)

Viewer: 153

Tyrone Bigsby is taking over the chat with Kat questions

Derich is autistic and Phil kept ignoring him

"I only had ONE tip so far guys, we can do better, if NDO didn't tip today I'd make nothing right now"

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That's twice he's said "If x didn't tip, I'd have nothing" shitty excuse, so get used to hearing that more often.
His next begathon will have him saying: "Guys, Kevin Bernstein only tipped $3,000, if he didn't tip that, I'd have nothing. We can do better."
 
Mid stream status:

Total tip: $50

Only tip: Ndo ($50)

Viewer: 153

Tyrone Bigsby is taking over the chat with Kat questions

Derich is autistic and Phil kept ignoring him

"I only had ONE tip so far guys, we can do better, if NDO didn't tip today I'd make nothing right now"

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I've never seen this Ndo, has he tipped before? If not, it's probably yet another sock from some whale. Scratch that, it's probably a sock regardless of everything else.
 
Can always run a filter on the spreadsheet too, got us a Daddy Warbucks over here:

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Even if it's not a sock, imagine just dropping 50-100 bucks a month on this loser. You could get a nice dinner, afford a few subscriptions, fund a hobby, see some movies... I'll never understand the motivations of these "casual" paypigs let alone the superwhales.
 
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