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You should have hit on his wife and cucked him, tbh.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Canadians are too close to english stock Our dear feeders needs better.
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Did he think getting replacements would be too hard? Seems to me like there's a plethora of wannabe mods out there who would jump at the opportunity, just look at 4chan's biannual janny rotation.
Tanner Glass
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He likely (and correctly) thought that any shithead that would janny/admin SA for free would be exactly like the kind of person he'd be replacing and have the same shithead demands (or worse).
He was too lazy to introduce any level of professionalism to the website by hiring anyone and he certainly wasn't about to do it himself (Christ forbid).
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God forbid he use his neetbux to hire maybe a few actual IT dudes for basic moderation or to gain experience managing websites or servers. I know several comp sci guys who nearly hire bitcoin assassins to get that without too many hoops.
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Hi all you new fags shitting up this thread and wondering how Lowtax, the guy living your 15 year old self's dream of making six figures for banging out monkey cheese article managed to go from free money from retards raining down on him to sniffing tranny feet in a basement.
Sure to a normal person, you look at Lowtax's decline & cuckholding and wonder how the man managed to not put in the minimal effort needed to keep his free money train going. It just seems wholly incomprehensible that he allowed himself to be run off his own forum, or bullied by his own unpaid employees.
It becomes very easy to understand Lowtax's actions when you realize one thing: The man is an addict. He's a pillhead.
So to understand Lowtax, just think like an addict pillhead.
If he has his fix, he will do as little as possible. If he needs his fix, he will tell what ever lies he needs to to his friends, his family, and himself in order to get his fix. He doesn't know when the next need to fix himself up will hit, so that combined with poor impulse control means there is zero point in attempting to plan for the future. One 75mg ambien now is better then 10 bottles later.
Replacing Tranny jannies? That takes more effort than zero.
Standing up for yourself? Also more than zero effort.
Upgrading forums? More effort than zero AND takes money away from the pill money budget.
Sure to a normal person, you look at Lowtax's decline & cuckholding and wonder how the man managed to not put in the minimal effort needed to keep his free money train going. It just seems wholly incomprehensible that he allowed himself to be run off his own forum, or bullied by his own unpaid employees.
It becomes very easy to understand Lowtax's actions when you realize one thing: The man is an addict. He's a pillhead.
So to understand Lowtax, just think like an addict pillhead.
If he has his fix, he will do as little as possible. If he needs his fix, he will tell what ever lies he needs to to his friends, his family, and himself in order to get his fix. He doesn't know when the next need to fix himself up will hit, so that combined with poor impulse control means there is zero point in attempting to plan for the future. One 75mg ambien now is better then 10 bottles later.
Replacing Tranny jannies? That takes more effort than zero.
Standing up for yourself? Also more than zero effort.
Upgrading forums? More effort than zero AND takes money away from the pill money budget.
ellroy
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His number one excuse was “I never wanted to be a businessman, I wanted to be a comedy writer.”
The comedy wrote itself alright.
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This is virtually every single online personality in a nutshell. If Rich was five-seven years younger he could have easily ended up being a Channel Awesome producer. Push him down to around Null's age and he could have easily been running some controversial 4chan clone like Brennan did.
Berrakh
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Rich Kyanka as a zoomer twitch streamer is an amusing concept.
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There is nothing inherently wrong with satisfying primal hedonistic urges if you're that kind of pervert, but no matter which way you cut it bussy is man ass, and it's gay. If you wanna have gay sex with a man in a wig, that's fine, but let's not sugarcoat reality.
With regards to swapping jannies, you guys have to understand the absolutely intense, autistic cliques that exist on SA. It's absolutely mind boggling. If you've ever been part of a goon group you'll know what I mean. The goons keep tabs on other goons, they'll send in spies and do gay ops regularly. The jannies are all sociopathic shut ins that have clawed their way to the top of these cliques. At any point on any given day you can rest assured that some goon is writing 1000 word screeds about some other goons, be it on IRC, Facebook or discord.
If you kick out the current jannies the cliques remain and they'll supply another. You'd have to hire offsite moderators with a poorer handle on goon culture to fix it, someone impartial.
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Monster Energy Drink
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Said before, but nobody hooks up with a troon wanting to fuck them. They hook up with a troon to get fucked.
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Is that really the case? I thought the hormones and shit made it impossible for them to get hard after a while?
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Depends on the person and their physiology and how they're dosing but yeah some people want to fuck them and some want to be fucked by them.
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Lowtax just reuploaded a handful of flash animations done by Shmorky. Two of which are cartoons featuring his children. Why in god's name Rich would want to preserve proof that he did leave Shmorky alone with his daughters is anyone's guess.
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I have encountered a disturbing (as in more than zero) number of guys who expressed a desire to fuck a passing tranny, pre- or post-op, mainly for the novelty. Zero of them expressed a desire to be the tranny's buttery cornhole, and I would think that if they were going to keep that a secret, they wouldn't admit to wanting to fuck a tranny.
Anyway, I'll relay my favorite tranny fucking story.
I worked with this vet who was in the Lousiana National Guard post-Vietnam. And he told me they had just finished up an excercise, so they were in a different part of the state, off base and on pass, at a local bar near their hotel getting National Guard drunk with some of the other black soldiers. Well there was this girl at the bar getting friendly with the guys, and bar tender flags down my coworker and says "Hey, we have some trouble before, so I think you need to know that girl is a prostitute, and not a girl". So he spreads the word, but that only makes one of the guys more interested. He wants to know what its like.
Well, my coworker tells him not to, but he's insistent, so he leaves his buddy to go back and fuck a tranny. I guess after going at it with the tranny for a few rounds, while his buddy laying there exhausted, the tranny turns over and says, in its natural voice "Ok Soldier Boy, now its my turn" as a joke. His buddy didn't find it funny, so at 3am my worker is woken by a loud, desperate banging on his hotel room door.
It is buddy, butt naked and yelling "Help! Help! You got to let me in she's going to fuck me in the ass!"
If castration happens post-puberty you can still get errect. It just takes a little bit extra to rev the engine as your sex drive is usually in he fucking trash. In the Ottoman harems, the slaves from the caucuses would be put in charge of managing the haem, castrated, and part of the job responsibilities of a harem manager was dicking down the concubines to keep them from murdering each other or trying to chase non-sterilized dick. The concubines were just semen recepticals, old-school IVF to ensure royal heirs, so no shits were given about what they got up to as long as no children were involved.
As long as you are injecting tit-growing levels of estrogen you can still get an errection with a little work, but physical climax is usually impossible without prostate massage.
I hate that I know this, and is only one more reason trannies should be all rounded up and shot.
RapidUnplannedDisassembly
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He has no principles. It doesn't matter that he repeatedly went on record talking shit about Shmorky after he got too weird for even Rich to tolerate. It doesn't matter that it's historical fact at this point that Rich and Shmork have a totally burned bridge between them. Rich is the deposed webmaster version of a washed up crackwhore, and re-posting these tainted assets he owns is his way of offering to suck a dick for five dollars.
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I don't even see the point of uploading these old flash animations. No one under 25 is going to bother watching flash, and schmorkys work was good comparatively but not objectively. Flash was really the only way to make animated content until youtube came along, it only got popular for lack of alternatives. It loaded faster than gifs and took up less space than video, and it was easy to web integrate.
ellroy
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Flash had a certain charm to it. But it’s a lost art that was replaced with a more than suitable alternative. However, those flash animations on SA, especially Schmorky’s, may be too weird for the younger crowd. I watched Uncle Pep Pep’s Doodle Time like two months after it came out and that got weird quick. Even the Legend of Zelda CD-i will be lost on the new generation: