Is nutella just marmite for americans?

I see sandniggers here eat that shit all the time, but very few other people. I have no idea why they want such a nasty condiment though.
 
It's way too sweet. I was expecting something pleasantly bitter and nutty. And I just got diabetes.
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Hazelnuts are so tasty as is. Why such suger?
 
Marmite, like all yeast extract spreads, is about being salty. Nutella is a chocolate hazelnut spread that is all about being sweet.

So, no.
 
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Ketchup is probably America's marmite. We put that shit on alot of things it has no right to be on.

That said, I actually really like marmite. Everytime I think about it I get a pavlovian mouth watering and can taste it. Shit is dangerous if you get a taste for it.
 
Peanut butter is without a doubt the Marmite of America and the fact this didn't occur to you as you typed the thread title is flabbergasting. Like @hotcheetospuffs said, Nutella consumption is the domain of Europeans. Americans don't even come close.

I've tried to like Marmite and Vegemite. I really have. It seems like something I should enjoy, but I think it's one of those foods you have to be told is good when you're still a dumb child. Bovril, though, I can get down with on some toast with a cup of black coffee.
 
Marmite is British Vegemite and it's fucking delicious.

Nutella is in another category altogether. It's sweet; Marmite and Vegemite are savory. Very savory.
 
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Nutella is overrated. Real men of culture eat biscoff spread.

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That Biscoff shit is soooooooooo gooooooooood. And I didn’t even realize until last year that they sell the cookies in stores and apparently have forever lol. I used to tell Delta flight attendants that I had little kids at home who loved them so they’d give me a bunch. It was a lie, they were all for me.

I’m American and I love Marmite. I put it on buttered toast.
 
It's for weirdos who live next to a high school to lure fourteen year olds.
 
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