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Mine:
"Just look at this jabroni. He's the limpest blowhard I've ever encountered."
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Mine:
"Just look at this jabroni. He's the limpest blowhard I've ever encountered."
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"Jesus, how many times is this guy going to say the world 'child'?"
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That guy wants Rick to shut up and is wondering why he's on the panel.
Brian seems to have only tweeted Rick twice.
Brian seems to have only tweeted Rick twice.
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Jewish Porn Hoe
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Fatrick is into Science™. You could even say he fucking loves it.
Which is why he fastidiously ignores that most reliable predictors (outside of age) for getting a severe case of the Wuflu are obesity, hypertension and diabeetus.
Oink oink, little piggy.
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"I'm sorry Mr Tomlinson, but due to your weight and alcohol abuse, I'm afraid the Covid diagnosis is fatal."
'No child, see that's where you're wrong sweetie. I don't know what medical school you think you went to, but I believe in a little thing called science so shut your fucking mouth.'
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*fingers in ears* Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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"I thought this guy said he wasn't fat"
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He's "not fat" in the way a man with breast implants is a "woman".
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"So since he's Jughead, I guess I'm Archie."
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Man who hasn't worked in over a decade gives his thoughts on Attorney General Merrick Garland.
Man who threatened to kill his ex-wife for leaving him gives the internet a lecture on respecting boundaries.
He'd better be saving that money for his legal bills, I kid, there's a Costa Rica trip planned soon.
More criminals to be added to the investigation.
Man who threatened to kill his ex-wife for leaving him gives the internet a lecture on respecting boundaries.
He'd better be saving that money for his legal bills, I kid, there's a Costa Rica trip planned soon.
More criminals to be added to the investigation.
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Royalty fees from what Rick? Your books don't sell. 5% of nothing is still nothing.
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It's always fun when trolls don't need to actually do anything to troll except present some nuance in opposition to ridiculous claims.
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Obviously I'm not some superstar author like Pat, but is this how royalty checks work? Do they not come with a cover letter explaining what you're being paid for? Or maybe a call from your publisher with the good news?
Sorry, here I go again, putting more thought into Pat's lies than he does.
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I hope this helps
What Are Royalties?
Royalties are payments of various types to owners of property for use of that property over a specific period of time. Learn about the types of royalties and how they work.
Royalties on books tend to be around 5%. Every time your work is produced whether it's a physical copy or a digital one you'll get a little piece of that. For all we know Rick could be gloating that he just made $0.50 in royalties. Usually major publishers though pay you twice a year in a nice lump sum. They'll even tell you exactly how many copies were sold.
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Judging by what people said about the quality of his novels I doubt the number ever goes above two digits.
JustStopDude
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This is a guy who will block someone, then unblock them so he can comment more, and then immediately block them so the "troll" doesn't see it and can't respond.Man who threatened to kill his ex-wife for leaving him gives the internet a lecture on respecting boundaries.
It's like 60% of his tweet history is him talking shit behind a tweet block on random people who have upset him.
And it's not even obvious trolls. Like random women he thirst after that ask him to knock it off get the same reaction.
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Generally, publishers don't start paying out royalties until after the book in question has made back the amount of the advance. Thus the eternal dilemma of the professional writer: Should I seek a large advance that sales might not cover, or do I take a smaller advance (or no advance) and hope sales are strong enough that royalties end up paying out more?
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because it wasnt meatloaf it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberkäse
(disclaimer i havent read to last page yet so sorry if someone else answered)
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Update on Patrick's weight: still enormous.
Carry on.
Carry on.
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Not one of the 3 books in his previous 3-book contract broke even, so he isn't making any royalties on them. Depending on the contract that he signed, he could be on the hook for those advances. We'll see. It will all come out in bankruptcy court.