Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
What a dumb whore, can’t even spell wager. Here’s a mnemonic device to remember from now on, MANda: Ralph can’t afford to wager even one G, let alone two.

Also keep feeding him trash until he pops. Widowhood is preferable to being stuck with his fat, broke ass for life:

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What a dumb whore, can’t even spell wager. Here’s a mnemonic device to remember from now on, MANda: Ralph can’t afford to wager even one G, let alone two.

Also keep feeding him trash until he pops. Widowhood is preferable to being stuck with his fat, broke ass for life:

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Mantsu convincing Ralph to take out an expensive life insurance policy as we speak.
 
What a dumb whore, can’t even spell wager. Here’s a mnemonic device to remember from now on, MANda: Ralph can’t afford to wager even one G, let alone two.

Also keep feeding him trash until he pops. Widowhood is preferable to being stuck with his fat, broke ass for life:

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It's her subconsciously thinking wigger when writing about Ralph.
 
Mantsu convincing Ralph to take out an expensive life insurance policy as we speak.
He couldn’t pass a physical for one. But he’s dumb enough to take out a policy that requires no physical and lie on the application. Would love to see the meltdown when they realize they paid nonrefundable money for a policy they can never collect a penny on.
 
So a Black Man is providing Ralph with a step-son?
We need to see Ralph’s reaction in the delivery room when the a black baby starts popping out of his cheating whore of a gfs hairy cunt

Mantsu convincing Ralph to take out an expensive life insurance policy as we speak.
Ralphs going to have a heart attack in the delivery room when the baby comes out black and his gf will collect the life insurance policy
 
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The kid ain’t Ralph’s


This was I last nights /pol/ thread about Ralph’s gender announcement
Well, duh, it’s a girl. Ralphamale sperm can only produce boys.

Pantsu better hurry up and pop out this loser girl baby so she can get onto the important work of breeding Ralphamales. Rerolling is a bitch eh May?
 
I sincerely hope she's not.
Neither her nor the Gunt are in a position to provide a good life for a newborn.
If May really wants kids (which it honestly seems like she does, she even talked about having kids with Digi) she should abort, leave Ralph, finish her degree, find a job, and then get a sperm donor or find somebody who's not a fat alcoholic and wants to be a Dad for reasons other than Internet points, and then have all the kids she wants. Or, if she is dead-set on keeping the current pregnancy, she'd be better off just single-momming it, far away from Ralph. May, look into WIC, Headstart, and your local domestic violence shelters. You're not the first woman to make spectacularly poor relationship choices, get out there and put my tax dollars to work!
May is a pedophile; she should be nowhere near any kid and any stepfather she’d attract would be of Ralph’s ilk. She should adopt out the baby then jump off a bridge IMO.
 
May is a pedophile; she should be nowhere near any kid and any stepfather she’d attract would be of Ralph’s ilk. She should adopt out the baby then jump off a bridge IMO.
It’s pretty horrifying she’s having a girl after all the time she spent promoting the sexualization of little girls. If she has even a tiny bit of a soul she will be horrified at her past behavior and loli promotion after raising a baby daughter for a few years…or she will just start selling CP online to cover Ralph’s gambling debts.
 
May is a pedophile; she should be nowhere near any kid and any stepfather she’d attract would be of Ralph’s ilk. She should adopt out the baby then jump off a bridge IMO.
she's bringing a human life into the world just to spite internet h8rs. kid has zero chance of a loving upbringing.
 
So if Ralph got cucked, are they still together? Or does he believe that Pantsu got pregnant before the relationship? Or is he just fine with anyone banging his fiancee?
 
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It's gonna get ugly when Pantsu inevitably bails. One of the most stupid things Ralph did was when he brought her on the show to shit on Digibro. It gave her a taste of petty public revenge and she clearly loved it. She's well aware how much everyone hates Ralph and when she goes she'll be welcome on tons of shows to air out whatever she wants. If that happens, and I think it will, it's going to be a bigger shitstorm than Ade. Not even for the baby aspect but because Pantsu will completely skip the trying to be cordial and holding back phase. Ade wanted to poke fun. Pantsu will seek destruction.
I agree, thing is though, Ade wasn't universally depised by Ralphs detractors, whereas even the few that actually still like Ralph can't fucking stand May, I doubt she'll find as sympathetic an audience, she's a disgusting pedophile lolicon that belongs in a roadside ditch, people might let her on to hear her shit on the Gunt, but she's not likely to find much support.
I'm just waiting for her to cheat on Ralph with Dax, and watch Ralph's glorious sperg out when he finds out and turns on his only ally of note he has left. Then he'll be stuck with Gaytor.
As gross as Gunt is, I actually dislike Pantsu more. Gunt is a disgusting white trash slob with a huge ego and a temper as short as his legs, at least he's not a literal pedophile, unless you count Faith.
 
We're going to need more details than this, Ralph. How do we know you're not just stirring the shit pot given how exciting and jealousy inducing Chinny has been lately? Are you feeling the burn after a literal stabby crackhead got more views than you did on his first stream ever? Can a cuck saga really bring that attention back on you?
 
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The kid ain’t Ralph’s
An Internet laughing stock with a dwindling audience and a girlfriend who cucks him?
Ralph is becoming more like MundaneMatt everyday.
I agree, thing is though, Ade wasn't universally depised by Ralphs detractors, whereas even the few that actually still like Ralph can't fucking stand May, I doubt she'll find as sympathetic an audience, she's a disgusting pedophile lolicon that belongs in a roadside ditch, people might let her on to hear her shit on the Gunt, but she's not likely to find much support.
I'm just waiting for her to cheat on Ralph with Dax, and watch Ralph's glorious sperg out when he finds out and turns on his only ally of note he has left. Then he'll be stuck with Gaytor.
As gross as Gunt is, I actually dislike Pantsu more. Gunt is a disgusting white trash slob with a huge ego and a temper as short as his legs, at least he's not a literal pedophile, unless you count Faith.
I think Dax’s standards might be a little too high for someone like May.
Make no mistake though, the Ralph-Masterson bridge is inevitably going to get burned sooner or later, but it’ll be over something hilariously petty and small, as per every other bridge Ralph’s burned.
 
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