Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

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Looks like Shaner found out that I betrayed him (again). Here's him raging at me on Facebook
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EDIT: I find it funny that he thinks the FBI would be remotely interested in the Farms when they have a prime domestic terrorist who tried to derail trains on two separate occasions right here, lol
 
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PropaneAccesories said:
Looks like Shaner found out that I betrayed him (again). Here's him raging at me on FacebookView attachment 52857

EDIT: I find it funny that he thinks the FBI would be remotely interested in the Farms when they have a prime domestic terrorist who tried to derail trains on two separate occasions right here, lol
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The best part is how he uses the same excuses over and over again without any realization it failed previously. Like he thinks that they'll magically work if he says it enough... maybe he is genuinely retarded, as magical thinking is also a preoperational level of mind, well within early grade school.
 
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I like how he says "Once a liar, always a liar".

So this ball team thing again. Well, I have my sources too. Here is a pic my contact in the CIA, who are covertly involved in the conspiracy along with former elements of the KGB, sent to me of the "ball team" Len has assembled to take us down. Note Len in the back taking a pic! LOL And the guy with the book on War, incorrectly spelled of course.
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PropaneAccesories said:
Looks like Shaner found out that I betrayed him (again). Here's him raging at me on FacebookView attachment 52857

EDIT: I find it funny that he thinks the FBI would be remotely interested in the Farms when they have a prime domestic terrorist who tried to derail trains on two separate occasions right here, lol
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Holy shit! Shaner spelt 'asinine' correctly!
 
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cumrobbery said:
This is totally believable and obviously not fabricated!!!
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The following is true. Except for the parts that are false.


The name's Sam. Sam Woody. Privit eye.
It was a heatwave; the worst in years. Scalding, scorching, sweltering … so hot, the newsies had gone on strike. Hell, even the thermometers went on strike … about 20 degrees ago. I’d just cruised into my office in the rough part of downtown Pottstown. As soon as I took off my hat I eyeballed a hand-written note on top of the inbox from one of my usual informants, “The Puff.”
Turns out Len— Len "Fookwad" Shaner, local photographer, general pain in the ass, had been playing on the rail lines -- like a three year old who'd lost everything in the stock market and wanted to end it all. I can't blame him. If I was Shaner, I'd be sucking my iron suppliments from a nine millimeter. Puff had been giving me updates on him on a day to day basis. We both knew he was up to something. He had that look about him... and that smell.
I couldn’t help but remember the morning paper’s headline: “Train accident leaves 15 dead.” Was there any connection? Lab report came in early this morning. An adult diaper had been left on the tracks. Possibly a deliberate act of sabotage. There was only one man in Pottstown who could be that dirty.
I dusted off my jacket, lit up my last cigar, grabbed my hat and my magnum and walked out. “It's gonna be a busy day,” I said to the gun. "We've got ourselves a sperg to deal with."
 
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LiveFromNS said:
I like how he says "Once a liar, always a liar".

So this ball team thing again. Well, I have my sources too. Here is a pic my contact in the CIA, who are covertly involved in the conspiracy along with former elements of the KGB, sent to me of the "ball team" Len has assembled to take us down. Note Len in the back taking a pic! LOL And the guy with the book on War, incorrectly spelled of course.
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Also, that dude in front on the far right is in Starfleet, so they have an advanced orbital presence. Arm all phasers and Picard Faceplam photon torpedoes immediately!
 
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True & Honest verified story from one of my contacts in Virginia, who was visiting someone in Pennsylvania.

His penis BURLED deep inside of me. Myself losing all senses except desire.

Leonard F. Shaner Jr. staired down with her dead, pupiless eyes at his tiny lover, Unblinking. Thomas the Tank Engine looked back with his muppet face and did not say any words because he did not know how

"OK!" Screamed Chris, who had walked in to see this horrid Discource going on on his NEW CARPET

Kirby said:
Well for one it would have certainly forced him to find another hobby. Shaner has two charges for sexual harassment, and one of them he flat out admitted to by saying "From what I understand I grabbed her ass." These women are of course terrified by Shaner and cannot really retaliate in any other way other than to quickly get away from him. A homosexual Shaner would have quickly been caught taking pictures of men's crotches and would have had the shit kicked out of him so hard that his lazy eyeball would have been knocked back straight.

But this brings up another point of questioning. At one point I was conspiring with Shaner under the name Christine Chandler and the whole time I was talking to him under that name, Shaner would ask questions about what I was wearing, if I was bisexual, if I like to get fucked, if I was a virgin, how often I masturbate, etc. I would never answer these questions and instead would always respond by saying "I can't talk about it, if the Kiwi Farms finds out who I am they will capture me again" to which Shaner would respond by saying "you can trust me Cristina ;)"

But anyways, @PropaneAccesories leaked a conversation he had with Shaner where he told Len that Christine Chandler was a man who got forcibly turned into a woman against his will in a secret experiment done by the Kiwi Farms. Shaner apparently believed it and if I remember correctly, said "These people are sick!" After Propane told Len this story, Shaner told me that he found out what happened to me which evidently made him finally begin to open up to me and trust me as an ally. And yes... he still continued to try to flirt with me even after finding out that I was potentially a man who got forcibly turned into a woman in a secret experiment.
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If Len completely bought the whole Christine Chandler story, I'm honestly torn between who is more gullible between him and Striker.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
True & Honest verified story from one of my contacts in Virginia, who was visiting someone in Pennsylvania.

His penis BURLED deep inside of me. Myself losing all senses except desire.

Leonard F. Shaner Jr. staired down with her dead, pupiless eyes at his tiny lover, Unblinking. Thomas the Tank Engine looked back with his muppet face and did not say any words because he did not know how

"OK!" Screamed Chris, who had walked in to see this horrid Discource going on on his NEW CARPET


If Len completely bought the whole Christine Chandler story, I'm honestly torn between who is more gullible between him and Striker.
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Shaner, because he simply has been this stupid for far longer.
 
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PropaneAccesories said:
Looks like Shaner found out that I betrayed him (again). Here's him raging at me on FacebookView attachment 52857

EDIT: I find it funny that he thinks the FBI would be remotely interested in the Farms when they have a prime domestic terrorist who tried to derail trains on two separate occasions right here, lol
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So we're back to the FBI once again investigating the federal felony of making Len angry in the first degree.

Is someone contacting him and pretending to be an FBI agent? (If so, they should stop. That actually is a federal crime.)

Does Len ever say what crime the FBI is investigating on the Farms?
 
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While I wouldn't put it past the weens to actually impersonate a FBI agent "for teh lulz," I think this is just Len blowing smoke out of his ass. He wants to think that he has some kind of leg up on the weens and claiming that he totes has a FBI agent on his side is a gambit that would make most people who are unacquainted with Len to have some pause.

Unfortunately for Len, he's lied so many times that we'd actually be shocked if he was telling the truth for once.
 
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