DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pisstrooper]

I just did a scan of the Renton Waste Management site. Phil mentioned that getting extra cans for pickup would cost too much. I was curious because when I lived in the West coast, the process was far more automated than when I lived in the East. You couldn't just buy another can and set it out. The truck arms had to be compatible.

Anyways... Rent fees of an extra can amounted to about 5 bucks a month. WM fees themselves were like 40. You can request an additional can for organic wastes at no charge.

Phil is choosing to wallow in garbage rather than pay the city pennies a month for an extra trash can - one of which is free if Phil could be arsed to sort compostables.

Jesus, that's a small price to pay to avoid trash buildup and having to drive trash in your car to the dump, but with Phil he views every expense outside of gacha and instant gratification as a scam and he will refuse to pay for beneficial expenses often on those grounds.

I also can't imagine producing so much garbage it won't fit in the fucking outdoor trashcans. My hunch is that it's carry out boxes from multiple daily doordashes and probably amazon boxes from gin-induced impulse purchases.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Just had a fun minute thinking how Phil would fare in Squid Game

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Green light...red light! *pigroach can't stop snorting and the robo girl detects movement*

 

[Pisstrooper]

i don't really think he's "wallowing in garbage" the bags are all in his garage, which is probably rather large, and he only has 1 car

In the 21st century, in the developed world, storing garbage anywhere on your property, outside of a garbage can, for more than a week, I would personally consider wallowing.

I was also picturing his "office" filled with dust, dander, tangled cables, tissues, etc. Not exactly garbage, but a pig pen fit for wallowing nonetheless.

 

[IHateMyJob]

I really hope he's been to the dump since he got married, but I remember that Leanna's soap shit was still in the garage for far longer that should have been reasonable.

Its an assumption to be sure, but I also can't imagine Phil is responsible enough to take the trashcan down to the curb each week. Much like his spending to debt issues; if you only have one trashcan, but generate two can's worth of trash a week, you're accumulating one bag of trash in your house each week. If you just stop taking your trash down... something something, trash bankruptcy, lol

The thought just hit me that Phil is so friggen paranoid to have a trashcan at the curb because some random shithead detractor might take his trash looking for clues. It's the only reason I can think of why he would hoard his trash and cat shit for a dump run. A household of 2 people would only need the small can from WM and perhaps a recycling can it's a little over $20 a month.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The thought just hit me that Phil is so friggen paranoid to have a trashcan at the curb because some random shithead detractor might take his trash looking for clues.

The funny thing is, Phil's probably the person you'd get the least clues about by going through his trash. It'd be nothing but fast food wrappers, paper plates, empty gin bottles, cat litter, and maybe the occasional empty prescription bottle from Kat.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Remember back in the old days when he uploaded edited khantent on his KOGayming channel?

I loved his fake voice when he did those and the countdowns, he sounded like such a cuck. The "I'm so hyped and high energy" style of talking.
I imagine the same voice when I'm reading most of his Tweets.

In case some of you lot weren't around for this islamic content.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The funny thing is, Phil's probably the person you'd get the least clues about by going through his trash. It'd be nothing but fast food wrappers, paper plates, empty gin bottles, cat litter, and maybe the occasional empty prescription bottle from Kat.

Not only that, it's ILLEGAL to be on his street. He told us so. lmao. Wonder if he's petitioned for a police substation to be put on the street.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

'Member that one time chat accused Dave of only doing overtime to hit the tips goal? 'Member when Dark replied that he was actually more likely to go overtime as a reward for hitting the tips goal? 'Member that time he got $277 and retired Hades mid-run, right before the final boss (with extreme measures enabled, which changes all the bosses into more difficult variants)?

DSP is literally the laziest fucking person alive. This is completely unacceptable behavior. Even if I was braindead enough to be a paypig, I would take offense at this. He gets close to $300 for 2 hours of gameplay and he can't stay an extra 15 minutes.

 

[PieceofShet]

I loved his fake voice when he did those and the countdowns, he sounded like such a cuck. The "I'm so hyped and high energy" style of talking.
I imagine the same voice when I'm reading most of his Tweets.

In case some of you lot weren't around for this islamic content.

I personally getting a boner whenever I hear him saying "its phil from kogaming" with that voice. Like he is working with others...

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Here we go with the halloween shit, he must know he peaked last year with the slave owner costume

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Is this the most punchable face ever? He pulls a ton of punchable faces but this might just be the most punchable

 

[Piece of Peace]

Is this the most punchable face ever? He pulls a ton of punchable faces but this might just be the most punchable

It's either this one or during the Sonic fisting with the king, right after he bit into the chili dog with the Sonic hat on and the most soy boy face imaginable.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I also can't imagine producing so much garbage it won't fit in the fucking outdoor trashcans.

Noting that paper plates generally aren't recyclable. All the grease and shit which goes on to the plate taints it to the point of being useless for recycling. Most can be composted but Philip doesn't have a garden, just a small decking area and a BBQ he's not man enough to turn on.

Recycling must be full of gin bottles. General waste overflowing with piss stained shitty cat litter and rotting paper plates. Must smell amazing in the summer.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The thought just hit me that Phil is so friggen paranoid to have a trashcan at the curb because some random shithead detractor might take his trash looking for clues. It's the only reason I can think of why he would hoard his trash and cat shit for a dump run. A household of 2 people would only need the small can from WM and perhaps a recycling can it's a little over $20 a month.

But I thought that as soon as you step inside his gated community that you get a 6 star wanted level and cops teleport to your location and instantly bust you? At least that's how Phil made it seem.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Here we go with the halloween shit, he must know he peaked last year with the slave owner costume

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What are the odds the those are the glasses that Phil's supposed to wear?

 

[FamicomGorby]

What are the odds the those are the glasses that Phil's supposed to wear?

Zero chance he's bought a new pair after these.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I loved his fake voice when he did those and the countdowns, he sounded like such a cuck. The "I'm so hyped and high energy" style of talking.
I imagine the same voice when I'm reading most of his Tweets.

In case some of you lot weren't around for this islamic content.

You can hear him going out of breath for some of those sentences.

 

[Sup3r]

I personally getting a boner whenever I hear him saying "its phil from kogaming" with that voice. Like he is working with others...

It makes you think. Was there a long term plan for KOgaming at all? Did he think he would get Leanna involved? I doubt it, given he never took advantage of the attention it got.

You can hear him going out of breath for some of those sentences.

Almost as if he didn't understand what you can do with editing.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Zero chance he's bought a new pair after these.

Looks like an alternate universe Phil who never lost his job at the helicopter company

 

[FamicomGorby]

It makes you think. Was there a long term plan for KOgaming at all? Did he think he would get Leanna involved? I doubt it, given he never took advantage of the attention it got.

Almost as if he didn't understand what you can do with editing.

I thought KOgaming was just a thing Dave made along with a vlog channel cause it was in vogue to make multiple youtube channels at the time for slightly different types of content. So no plan outside of get as many views as possible and then spend the money on booze and staycations.

 

[actually]

'Member that one time chat accused Dave of only doing overtime to hit the tips goal? 'Member when Dark replied that he was actually more likely to go overtime as a reward for hitting the tips goal? 'Member that time he got $277 and retired Hades mid-run, right before the final boss (with extreme measures enabled, which changes all the bosses into more difficult variants)?

DSP is literally the laziest fucking person alive. This is completely unacceptable behavior. Even if I was braindead enough to be a paypig, I would take offense at this. He gets close to $300 for 2 hours of gameplay and he can't stay an extra 15 minutes.

It's not lazy. It's him knowing that he now has an excuse to do at least one more stream of Hades, which means at least one more stream with Gametrekker shelling out cash in the form of tips.