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I look foreword to the letter he writes the white house, arguing he should be let free.
Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread
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And for some reason, that leader was White and wore armour that looked more like what an ancient Greek hoplite would wear instead of anything ever used by the Cherokee people.
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Aren't there spic cartel mafiosas in prison who are at least as brutal as any muslim inmates? Pretty sure that if they are praying every day to Yesus to get out soon, they won't appreciate some lardball saying "all your prayers are going to me and I won't answer them unless you buy me a TV"
I have no qualifications whatsoever in the field but I can only imagine that in the face of mounting adversity Chris will never "snap put of it" but the opposite, he will withdraw more and more into himself and become more and more delusional. If he is facing daily beatings in prison or being raped then I can only imagine that he will end up catatonic. Just sitting there rocking back and forth mumbling to himself as he is now completely immersed in a bright and cheery cartoon world he's the emperor of.
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Even without the beatings, would regressing further into his delusions make Chris low functioning?
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Most of the gangs in there would have a serious problem with what Chris is doing unless there is an atheist gang I'm not aware off. Every Abrahamic religion is pretty clear on false prophets.
If he ended up in gen pop, at best he would be tolerated via commissary extortion for protection money. I'm not sure on the pecking order in special needs prisons, but Chris qualifies on both categories for sexual assault of a woman, and his many retardations, and I hear those are basically day care centers for society's rotting shit stains.
Yes, perfectly normal people can regress into low functioning from periodic beatings. Chris has never been in a fight either, this is not a trauma he can comprehend or endure.
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Chris doubling down on his "AKSHUALLY JESUS" bit is pretty funny if a bit predictable, but if he's doing this to get an insanity plead deal he might be even a bigger retard than I thought.
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Chris might not be doing it intentionally, it might be Chris' lawyer puppet mastering his retarded client so he can build a case for Chris not being able to take responsibility for raping barb. Otherwise the prosecution can easily get Chris to say he did it, and he knowingly did it. Just get a pretty girl interrogator and hand hold him into a incriminating confession.
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That would be interesting to see. Chris has gone through some stuff that would cause trauma to anyone else - from being held down to cutting his taint and inserting pieces of hard clay into his anus, Chris is still able to go on. A beat down on the other hand? I would guess that it could force him to turn mute. To be honest, and I've said this before: regardless of the tism, Chris could have used a good smack over the head at the very least when he went to PVCC.
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It certainly would be, we got a glimpse of Chris social distress at the convention where at an immediate sign of social antagonism he completely collapsed and literally curled into a ball. No effort to challenge the allegations or to defend himself, it was immediate surrender. And yes, you are correct Chris has endured much more to what normally would drive a normal person to suicide when it comes to just outright social humiliation. The MMA fighter Warmachine went crazy from just his texts getting leaked, but Chris' entire life has gotten leaked and then some.
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Biden's last hope for a win in 2024 is a Chris-Chan pardon.
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If he ever gets out he will haunt that house forever like Michael Meyers. Any subsequent owners will flee in terror.
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The person I most feel sorry for is the prison guard that has to read all the madness.
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I doubt anything could cause Chris to go mute. Any beatdown will put him into a perpetual tornado siren wail.
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From what I understand, it might better for Chris to recognize his guilt and serve his sentence. His God-complex/delusion is probably enough to send him to a mental institute, and that's clearly worse than serving at worst 10 years in prison. You can get out.
Eichsterd123
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guess that explains why the world is currently a shitty place to live in
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Need I remind you that Chris and elderly people with dementia symptoms are a bad combination?
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Well us sinners didn't have the necessary divinity to rape our own mothers, or Barb, so Chris had to step up to the plate since nobody else would. Chris made the sacrifice we weren't able to.
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I see no reason why he wouldn't. The one time we finally got 'video evidence' from the idiot himself on him visiting the CWCville world/plane of existence/whatever, despite him claiming to open portals and shit the reality was it was just him closing his eyes and pretending he was somewhere other than reality. CWCville always was and always will be his escapist utopia, so one day he may just decide to never leave because life sucks - he won't an hero himself so ultimately simply sitting around thinking about how much he's loving life in his head could lead to a St. Elsewhere style ending with the snowglobe. And Sonichu hooked up to a pulse monitor that flatlines.
Indeed, ultimately the best way to defend Chris is to make sure Chris actually can't say anything in his own defense, let alone be in that court room. He did shout about how Snyder was a Jew that didn't deserve a 'red cent' after the verdict overwhelmingly favored Snyder, right? I can NOT imagine anything even remotely like that being good for Chris - hell, we even have documented proof of Chris repeatedly correcting a judge and asking if he could simply go home and collect his goddamn toys, as if the fact he had broken the law wasn't even REGISTERING. To be fair, I don't think it still has either since he actually wrote 'jail of fail'.
I dunno, I bet the prison guard actually doesn't mind it because lets face it - these letters are entertainingly insane. It's nonsensical word soup throwing out pop cultural references and names that ultimately is just asking for idiots to donate to his jail wallet so he can keep buying shit. Compared to things like actually ordering gang hits or explicitly detailed letters from career killers explaining how they'll get revenge on somebody in the bloodiest way possible? Let My Little Jesus Commodore 64 write all the letters he wants.
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Again its not getting read it states that on the back of the envelope.
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I think what cracks me up the most is the fact that Chris is referring to himself as Jesus completely oblivious to the fact that Kengle is Muslim (granted, he’s Muslim in name only, like your average Albanian but I digress).
...with that said, if I missed any comments on Islam in this letter at all, it’s because I have to keep doing double takes on the psychotic word soup I’m being subjected to.
...with that said, if I missed any comments on Islam in this letter at all, it’s because I have to keep doing double takes on the psychotic word soup I’m being subjected to.