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I feel like May is secretly dissing Ralph here. Also, wagger? You mean wager, dumb ass?
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How long until Ralph gets into financial and/or legal trouble as a result of his gambling? I'm guessing less than a year.
how many free bets do these sites give you? or is piggy so broke hes splitting a paltry sum into pennies to bet like some grandma afraid to bet a whole dollar a turn and who needs bet resolutions to be hours to feel safe their purses wont empty?
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38-20 on Bills vs Chief game !! Ralph loss yet again and by Pantsu nonetheless !!!
No bueno
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He will end up in jail for some other dumb shit before the gambling really fucks him over financially. The question is if he keeps gambling when he gets in there and ends up getting into debt to Jamal for 10 cartons of Kooks or some man butt.
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the Bills was the first semi-shit pick he's made and even that was even. it was always going to be a close game according to the experts. the bills aren't the same team thats been shit since May was alive, they won their division after 25+ year drought.
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I genuinely hope so. Watching him drink and gamble himself into abject poverty without having to lift a finger to accelerate it.... there's nothing like watching a degenerate just degenerate himself to death. God is Great.
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this is a pretty interesting year too, most states that held out last year finally gave into gambling, and the 3 years since sports gambling has become legal nationwide way more people are doing it and way more are beating vegas, 60% ATS wins a third of the way through the season were unheard of years ago. now its fairly normal for people that don't force themselves to pick every game, or experts that are good about what they're doing(the Jeopardy James types). the algorithms Vegas uses are probably still fucked from last year's fiasco too, especially college sports. (one basketball team played aganist only 3 others the entire season; their opponents in March Madness were given a +20 spread and won outright) If it weren't for S&P topping being in the 30% ROI and crypto in the hundreds of percent of ROI i'd say gambling would be a great idea (in abstract!) where else can you double your money (or more!) in one good move, and beyond that with the way vegas has to essentially make lines for a dumb pubic you can usually win if you have any real knowledge (like knowing Fury was going to with a KO, or knowing Maywhether would win on points) i'm not saying go pro or be an addict. but you could easily beat the S&P 500 if a. you're not greedy and b. you only pick bets that would be reliable(wilder never got close to winning the first two times and already got knocked out once, you bet on fury you made 35% ROI)
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Im guessing that’s already happening. Gamblers usually start gambling a lot more (like Ralph is doing now) to try and make up for some big losses. I figure he had light pockets after Vegas and AC, because that’s why those cities exist.
He’s a fucking moron. He’s gambling sports books, table games, poker machines…just like every degenerate gambling addict that flushes their money down the toilet. He will throw his money at anything to chase that high.
He will also only publicly show wins and small losses, but that just a fraction of what’s really going on. I’m sure he’s lying to Pantsu as well pretending like he’s such a smart, winning gambler. She has no idea how much he’s losing and probably is only aware of occasional losses when he goes into a rage fit about a particularly bad night.
DamnWolves!
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I accidentally made the mistake of going to one of those big sports betting bars with a buddy to eat and have a few beers; the ones with the multiple screens where you can bet on the ponies or any number of games that happened to be going on. It was full of the saddest dregs of humanity I've ever seen--not so much big fatties, but more old guys with that gaunt, jaundiced, 40-year alcoholism look to them.
The waitress kept touching my shoulders and shit and calling me "honey", which I thought was really creepy and kinda gross. Who knows; maybe that works on the guys in there.
I've only been to a few casinos of varying quality, but it seems to me they cater to two types of customers: actual gambling addicts and guys that want to feel important for a short amount of time. If you can find it, I recommend everyone watch "The Casino", which was a short-lived reality show about the two guys who bought the Golden Nugget and all the dumb bullshit they had to put up with from their shithead patrons. Every "high roller" that came through there was basically Ralph, only with actual money. On average, they give about 80% of the expected take from a client back to them in perks. Alcohol is a classic because it makes people shitty gamblers, but they actually keep track of how much their big players lose on an average trip. Those guys that owned the casino also almost went broke their first quarter because the random odds fucked them and they were down like $25 million or something.
Puck
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Gambling websites generally give out free bets to newbies that deposit a certain amount of momey or to serial losers that have managed to stay out of the casino for a little while. Looks like the algos pegged seethan as a loser and they gave him a free play so that he'll keep losing his superberries to them.
I feel personally owned every time Ralph places a bet!
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Even in unrelated conversations, Pantsu has to let the world know that she does indeed cook food for Ralph.
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Well you're certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun
True & Honest Fan
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Hahaha sports betting
Play video poker like a normal person
Play video poker like a normal person
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time for someone to introduce him to a nice friendly crypto casino like Stake and explain about how to high-bet on slots games. Oh and livestream it, of course.
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@theralph friday is so far away, you should go to vegas NOW, think of all those winnings you're missing out on
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Maybe she's secretly wanted to call him a wigger?
I think she is already starting to suspect if the is tweeting about how he shouldn't be betting superchat money.
Who knows though, she seems desperate to keep Ralph's "winner" image up, so I imagine she will lie through her teeth once things get really bad.
As for the "free"/comped week or whatever it was. We are talking about a man who will run to instagram to post about how he got a "free" bottle of water when he dropped 900$ on a plastic purse at Armani or whatever store it was, the guy is incapable of understanding how they are tricking and just needs to feel important.
Ralph would no doubt brag about it and post screenshots about his "free" stay at the hotel, and he hasn't.
Just like last time in Vegas, once he gets there, he will be radio silent, miss shows, etc. while he is losing his remaining money enjoying the "free" booze.
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Ralph would be more succesful by converting all of his money to quarters and then flushing them down the toilet so when the toilet breaks then at least he'd feel like a fucking winner.
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Lobster Cult High Priest
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Why does that photo look like a divorced father Trying to reconnect with his tranny son?