Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Meredith Swift]

I'm pretty sure Russ would rage on any "date" if she deigned to order off the expensive side of the Olive Garden menu instead of filling up on salad and breadsticks

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I tried to post this last night but the site wouldn't let me, but here

Just a super quick refresher on his birth fam for those who didn't read the entire thread or have forgotten:

Originally, we thought he was given up due to his bio family not being able to support a disabled kid. Later, though, it became obvious that they were actually pretty well off, and the decision was either about not being emotionally equipped or something else.

At some point he tried to reconnect. It did not go well. He may or may not have jumped to his bio sister without permission from his bio mother; I can't find the info on what little we know about that fateful meeting.

Bio sis hates him, he said. Because he is disabled, of course, not because he's a piece of shit who reacted badly to her not immediately embracing him and getting him in with Hollywood. She apparently never knew she had a twin.

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If anyone recalls whereabouts more info is, that would be great. I could have sworn there were more horse's mouth comments about his bio mom, but I can't find them.

Other than that, we only really know speculation shit and a few passing comments. The most that I can recall Russel talking about his bio fam at all was in the open letter he posted to his biological father. Prime Russ.

Spoiler: Passive Aggressive Bullshit

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Just wanted to bring forward content that wasn't recollections so we don't get it twisted too far off course.

Russ should get a job as a janitor at a Party City so he could get a discount on balloons for his pity parties.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Republicans will help him censor and end free speech online, and shut down anything that makes fun of him. He seems to think they're like the Moral Majority of the 80s still.

How old are his parents? I bet they only played religolious tv and radio at home, plenty of moral majority to indoctrinate pipsqueak.

 

[Miss Misery]

Rusty's been one-upped again: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...straining-order-man-feared-murder-family.html

 

[Meredith Swift]

I wonder how many people at Russ's gym think he's some homeless dude there to shave off his greasy hobo beard in the sink?

 

[Constellationzero]

All Russ knows is Bunny Ranch, file they lawsuit, thirst, be harrassing, and lie.

Oh, he went to the Mustang Ranch and some place with the name (are you sitting down for this??) Dancin' and Diddlin' in the title...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh, he went to the Mustang Ranch and some place with the name (are you sitting down for this??) Dancin' and Diddlin' in the title...

Which brothel was it that he tried to pay a hooker with his book and got rejected, so he had to slink around until found a girl at another place who was new?

 

[StinkySnack]

Which brothel was it that he tried to pay a hooker with his book and got rejected, so he had to slink around until found a girl at another place who was new?

Not sure, but apparently the hooker said "Why would I take your book as payment when I can download it for free from Kiwi Farms?"



Yeah, no. But one can dream.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Rusty's been one-upped again: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...straining-order-man-feared-murder-family.html

Oh, Russ would go on about how he's totally different from that guy and he's nice and he'd never threaten her and blah blah.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Not sure, but apparently the hooker said "Why would I take your book as payment when I can download it for free from Kiwi Farms?"

That would be glorious. Years ago, there was another cow who tried to pay people with a copy of his shitty book, I don't recall who he was, but he preyed on minor girls, so Russ has one thing over him.

 

[kcbbq]

And I'm sure he'd name Nancy Sinatra, Hank Williams Jr. (and Hank III), and Sean Lennon as examples why he thinks that. Ignoring the fact that their fathers are legends in "The Biz."

Hank III might have had a boost because of his name, but he's doing all right. He's got a star on the wall at First Avenue in Minneapolis, which is a bigger deal in the industry than most people would ever guess. You have to really kill it there. There's a reason one of Dave Chapelle's Netflix specials shows him in front of his star in the pictures they show during the credits. You've got to meet the standard set by other names on the wall like BB King or Tina Turner or Ray Charles or James Brown when they played the club. Or Prince, I guess.

The funny thing is that GG Allin has a star there and I don't think that kind of thing is possible anymore, the club is a bit woke now...

 

[The Great Citracett]

Which brothel was it that he tried to pay a hooker with his book and got rejected, so he had to slink around until found a girl at another place who was new?

KitKat Ranch was the one he ended up going to and his handjob from the new girl.

Lana West was the girl he wanted to see, but she charged $1500 an hour, which he knew, but he went with like $300 and figured she'd take it because plights. Can't remember which brothel she was at but I'm sure it's here in the thread because he was bugging her for a while in instagram comments before his trip.

 

[Constellationzero]

Russ should get a job as a janitor at a Party City so he could get a discount on balloons for his pity parties.

Or balloon weights to go with his tard book...

Spoiler: A WOO HOO HOO

 

[DrJonesHat]

Lana West was the girl he wanted to see, but she charged $1500 an hour, which he knew, but he went with like $300 and figured she'd take it because plights. Can't remember which brothel she was at but I'm sure it's here in the thread because he was bugging her for a while in instagram comments before his trip.

Now I recall. And he was genuinely astonished she turned him away, even after he tried to give her his book!

 

[The Great Citracett]

Or balloon weights to go with his tard book...

Spoiler: A WOO HOO HOO

It's one of those balloons on a stick...

I can see him prancing around the brothel holding it like a wand, trying to bop the girls on the head with it.

Like a horrible game of duck duck goose.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

KitKat Ranch was the one he ended up going to and his handjob from the new girl.

Lana West was the girl he wanted to see, but she charged $1500 an hour, which he knew, but he went with like $300 and figured she'd take it because plights. Can't remember which brothel she was at but I'm sure it's here in the thread because he was bugging her for a while in instagram comments before his trip.

Either Bunny or Mustang.

 

[Hamsteroid]

It's one of those balloons on a stick...

I can see him prancing around the brothel holding it like a wand, trying to bop the girls on the head with it.

Like a horrible game of duck duck goose.

Pretty sure Russ wouldn't try to bop them on the head with his "love wand"…

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Pretty sure Russ wouldn't try to bop them on the head with his "love wand"…

No but he'd try to act all cute and flirtatious with it. Kinda like Chris when he'd throw a heart at a woman in the hopes that she'd come over to speak to him.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It's one of those balloons on a stick...

I can see him prancing around the brothel holding it like a wand, trying to bop the girls on the head with it.

Like a horrible game of duck duck goose.

I'm sure he'd think that bullshit was cute, but I also don't know if he's physically capable. A good portion of the girls would be taller than him, and besides, it would be less prancing than shambling. It's more likely he's shuffle up, slurp something incomprehensible, and poke them in the boob with the balloon.

Those girls don't get paid enough.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm sure he'd think that bullshit was cute, but I also don't know if he's physically capable. A good portion of the girls would be taller than him, and besides, it would be less prancing than shambling. It's more likely he's shuffle up, slurp something incomprehensible, and poke them in the boob with the balloon.

Those girls don't get paid enough.

I bet he got charged the asshole tax a lot and didn't realize it. Remember in high school he though he was popular and well-liked until someone told him that he was tolerated at best. He probably thinks/thought that he was really popular with the ladies at the brothels until they got restraining orders against him.