Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

until they got restraining orders against him.

And even then.

 

[DarkAlien]

Still hitting on chick on LinkedIn


Giiiiirl, don't do it


6


Netflix saga? I'd like to think some poor Netflix intern had to read his horrible Holocaust movie pitch.


Ew. Hitting on Miss USA.


Creepy much


Fire lover?

 

[The I Scream Man]

Is that what he means by "unsolicited policies"? Because to me that sounds like Netflix is begging you to watch Squid Game or something, which... honestly isn't that far from the truth, is it

 

[DrJonesHat]

Is that what he means by "unsolicited policies"? Because to me that sounds like Netflix is begging you to watch Squid Game or something, which... honestly isn't that far from the truth, is it

He means that Netflix and creative fields in general don't accept unsolicited submissions from randos for legal reasons. That's the reason he was given by Taylor's agents as to why they wouldn't pass on his song, and he's been hung up on it ever since as if that's his sole barrier to breaking into the industry.

And I'm gonna go out on a limb her and say the reason that person deactivated her barista account is that she's no longer a barista. Or she got too many creepy weirdo like Russ hitting on her.

 

[Drowningman]

Creepy Russell..he will never learn about what his creeping gets him until a woman slaps his hideous face or a woman's BF beats his ass to a pulp.
*** Heard a rumor that Yovanna is engaged if true shit lips really wasted a lot of money. And maybe an extra meltdown .

 

[DrJonesHat]

*** Heard a rumor that Yovanna is engaged if true shit lips really wasted a lot of money. And maybe an extra meltdown .

Oh please let this be true. Then we can look forward to angry rants about misrepresentations and how she totally led him on.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Still hitting on chick on LinkedIn
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"People Evangelist and Chief Disrupter"? They deserve each other.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Still hitting on chick on LinkedIn
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Giiiiirl, don't do it
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6
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Netflix saga? I'd like to think some poor Netflix intern had to read his horrible Holocaust movie pitch.
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Ew. Hitting on Miss USA.
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Creepy much
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Fire lover?
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Hey now, look right there all of you haters who claim that Russel can never change are proven wrong. There he is creeping on a Black Chick.

 

[Pee Cola]

Hey now, look right there all of you haters who claim that Russel can never change are proven wrong. There he is creeping on a Black Chick.

Every boy needs his chocolate.

 

[Picklechu]

Every boy needs his chocolate.

He has immense resoect for it.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

What the fuck?

Borat's Message to Fans, Russell Greer In Kazakhstan

#boratsagdiyev #russellgreer #borat #kazakhstan #kucek

youtu.be

And also

Russell Greer, a.k.a. ASaferNevadaPAC

"Yo Yovanna" this, Russ O'Greedy!#russellgreer #kiwifarms #asafernevadapac

youtu.be

 

[Constellationzero]

It's one of those balloons on a stick...

I can see him prancing around the brothel holding it like a wand, trying to bop the girls on the head with it.

Like a horrible game of duck duck goose.

The book, the balloon on a stick, and the balloon weight should all be Euclid class SPC objects at this point.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

The book, the balloon on a stick, and the balloon weight should all be Euclid class SPC objects at this point.

Couldn't even make D-Class, that sad little skidmark.

 

[The Dude]

What the fuck?

Borat's Message to Fans, Russell Greer In Kazakhstan

#boratsagdiyev #russellgreer #borat #kazakhstan #kucek

youtu.be

And also

Russell Greer, a.k.a. ASaferNevadaPAC

"Yo Yovanna" this, Russ O'Greedy!#russellgreer #kiwifarms #asafernevadapac

youtu.be

Russell Greer impersonator? Will we see them getting into a five song singing competition to settle who the REAL Pipsqueak is and who gets the girl in a love triangle?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

What the fuck?

Borat's Message to Fans, Russell Greer In Kazakhstan

#boratsagdiyev #russellgreer #borat #kazakhstan #kucek

youtu.be

And also

Russell Greer, a.k.a. ASaferNevadaPAC

"Yo Yovanna" this, Russ O'Greedy!#russellgreer #kiwifarms #asafernevadapac

youtu.be

Am I imagining things, or did Russ mention Clement Gooseman by name in one of his filings?

 

[AngryTreeRat]

The book, the balloon on a stick, and the balloon weight should all be Euclid class SPC objects at this point.

Eh, they'd be safe. I'm enough of a sperg to know that class is related to containment procedures and they'd all pass the box test. (can you leave it in a box in a storage unit and call it contained) Russell however is definitely some escaped Euclid. No way that thing isn't some form of containment breech.

Spoiler: SCP-7544487 "Plights"

Item #: SCP-7544487

Object Class: Euclid Archon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7544487 is currently at large. Due to its prominent social media presence recontamination is ill-advised due to the increased chance of an information breach. Therefore containment is to focus on hiding evidence of it's properties.

Agents assigned to SCP-7544487 are to engage with users on the web forum kiwifarms.net and help gather evidence of activities which they would find amusing and SCP-7544487 find to be harassing if documented. This will encourage SCP-7544487 to engage in frivolous lawsuits and distract it from using it's abilities more widely.

Should SCP-7544487 cease it's continued public activities a taskforce is to be assigned as a punitive measure to capture and recontain in a standard humanoid containment far away from any female staff members or objects by order of ethics committee and O5 council.

Description: SCP-7544487 is a 4' 7" human male with exceptionally poor hygiene, brown hair, a beard, and Morbius syndrome resulting in a paralyzed jaw and a constantly slurping and drooling mouth.

SCP-7544487 shows anomalous properties which allows it to fail at all of its endeavours, consistently appear poorly dressed despite all efforts, repulse sapient females, and convert any situation into a plight. Due to these properties SCP-7544487 consistently finds itself an object of ridicule. SCP-7544487 is known to be of a litigious bent, and will sue those it feels response for its self-inflicted plights, including celebrities and internet web forums. SCP-7544487 also shows an obsession with prostitutes, though further testing is needed to determine if this obsession is anomalous or not.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Still hitting on chick on LinkedIn
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Giiiiirl, don't do it
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Netflix saga? I'd like to think some poor Netflix intern had to read his horrible Holocaust movie pitch.
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Ew. Hitting on Miss USA.
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Creepy much
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Fire lover?
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"I wish you held me like that"

Well Russell we all wish you were on a leash. And in a cage.

Edit: accidentally quoted the wrong post

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Spoiler: SCP-7544487 "Plights"

Item #: SCP-7544487

Object Class: Euclid Archon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7544487 is currently at large. Due to its prominent social media presence recontamination is ill-advised due to the increased chance of an information breach. Therefore containment is to focus on hiding evidence of it's properties.

Agents assigned to SCP-7544487 are to engage with users on the web forum kiwifarms.net and help gather evidence of activities which they would find amusing and SCP-7544487 find to be harassing if documented. This will encourage SCP-7544487 to engage in frivolous lawsuits and distract it from using it's abilities more widely.

Should SCP-7544487 cease it's continued public activities a taskforce is to be assigned as a punitive measure to capture and recontain in a standard humanoid containment far away from any female staff members or objects by order of ethics committee and O5 council.

Description: SCP-7544487 is a 4' 7" human male with exceptionally poor hygiene, brown hair, a beard, and Morbius syndrome resulting in a paralyzed jaw and a constantly slurping and drooling mouth.

SCP-7544487 shows anomalous properties which allows it to fail at all of its endeavours, consistently appear poorly dressed despite all efforts, repulse sapient females, and convert any situation into a plight. Due to these properties SCP-7544487 consistently finds itself an object of ridicule. SCP-7544487 is known to be of a litigious bent, and will sue those it feels response for its self-inflicted plights, including celebrities and internet web forums. SCP-7544487 also shows an obsession with prostitutes, though further testing is needed to determine if this obsession is anomalous or not.

I feel bad for Class D Personnel (especially female) tasked with testing this one.

 

[The Dude]

"I wish you held me like that"

Well Russell we all wish you were on a leash. And in a cage.

But would a muzzle be effective at all? He does look like he has a bad case of mange, though.

 

[Meat Target]

Or balloon weights to go with his tard book...

Spoiler: A WOO HOO HOO

It's one of those balloons on a stick...

I can see him prancing around the brothel holding it like a wand, trying to bop the girls on the head with it.

Like a horrible game of duck duck goose.

Did it just get colder in here? Because that pic made me shiver.

Couldn't even make D-Class, that sad little skidmark.

I feel bad for Class D Personnel (especially female) tasked with testing this one.

IIRC, D Class are condemned felons and such.

Russhole may be a creepy, pervy homunculus, but I don't want him dead. Like other lolcows, I want him to unfuck himself and snap out of his delusions.