Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[human trash]

Does anyone know his inmate ID number?

yeah it's 12345eatmyass

 

[Hokuriku]

IDK why Chris is hating prison so much. From what I hear from my neighbor who did a few stints in the clink, it's just like high school, except no girls. Chris' peak was high school, he should be happy to be there.

Is he hating prison, though? I said sometime around when he was first arrested that he's so self-oblivious that he'll probably regard incarceration like summer camp - and especially in this letter it feels like that plays out, considering his only real complaint with his situation is that the chicken tastes a little too dry.

I'm not even sure I know how to express what about it makes me so disgusted/angry. It's like it crystalizes more than any event since what the very essence of what Chris actually wants out of life. Not a boyfriend-free girl, not a lucrative creator of an IP, ultimately it's just to be a nauseating parasite that has his food and his shelter handed to him with literally zero effort on his part. It doesn't even matter if it's shit food and a shit bed in a shit environment, just so long as it requires an absolute minimum tradeoff of personal responsibility. Something about it just makes the money he stole from Barb and all the irrelevant shit he's bought and hoarded over the years even more pointless,

 

[Lancelout]

I doubt Chris actually understands what witness intimidation is, but I imagine if the DA is feeling vindictive it could come up at the next hearing (assuming anything substantial happens). The presing issue that's making his lawyer's life diffuclt is Chris giving another confession of inappropriate relations with his mother and his reasons for doing so.

Witness intimidation might be a stretch. Nothing about what chris said even insinuates hostility and his calling of others to help support barb long long predates this debacle . A vicious prosecutor prob could throw it on just because ( it costs them very little to toss on charges they know wont stick purely for bargaining )

I think you're on the right track and I'm absolutely no psychologist myself, but while I don't think Godbear exactly was the formative moment in the way you describe, Chris trying to overcome a self-image problem does sound applicable.

Namely, there is exactly one person Chris doesn't want to be and that's Christian Weston Chandler. He wants more control over everything in his life because he doesn't have the mental capacity to properly deal with nothing going his way, or really that he expects too much at all times which leads back to 'nothing going his way'. However, instead of backing down, he ramps up every single time. It's how we've gotten to him pretending to be the second coming of Jesus because that's what Chris wants to be - somebody who has suffered unimaginable, grievous injury (yeah, like being punished for incest and stealing money from his mother is comparable to being crucified) that comes back from it and is treated nicely by everyone afterward. I think maybe that's why he latched onto the Blue Heart/Commodore 64 Neptunia thing, he was literally shoving himself into an existing pantheon in an unfilled slot (since there's a reason old shit like the Commodore 64 didn't get a canon Neptunia girl...I don't think there's one at least) in an attempt to legitimatize himself as something greater.

After all, Chris still thinks along the lines of Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and that the cartoon universe is real.

Chris is very hard to truly comprehend when you think deep into it. At very least relate to.

Like i can step out of my shoes for a second and somewhat understand the way of thinking of very very off people. Ive specifically known quite a few genuine autists and can see the progression of severity. Its still hard for me to understand the severity of his habits though. Such as you mentioned he literally incorporates everything into his self identity. Like an autist liking mlp and coming up with fictional town for himself makes some sense. An autist thinking he is jesus and god possessed by magichan and also a female cpu goddess starts tilting schizophrenic.

That doesnt really match chris chan though and i dont think chris chans just faking it all .

 

[Lurker69420]

Horseshoe. That's why I'm convinced that symbol is borrowing from the G5 ending because guess what shape the Earth pony crystal takes AND where it ends up in the combined form.

I just can't figure out HOW Chris saw the ending of the G5 movie because he was booked by the cops and barred from any access to the internet even before the leaks of the Russian version hit the internet.

Can someone please tell me how or point me to where I learn how to vote stuff as Islamic Content

 

[The Lawgiver]

I finally got around to reading this letter and it's a bit different than the other shit with chris claiming to be jesus. There's shit about how he's the "god body" and "christine" as if like his body is it's own god entity now. This is like lower effort than the sonichu shit because it's literally chris claiming his own body to be a seperate entity that is sentient and also chris but not called chris but "the god body". Prison powercreep saga, we're in it lmao.

 

[WutangLee]

Is he hating prison, though? I said sometime around when he was first arrested that he's so self-oblivious that he'll probably regard incarceration like summer camp - and especially in this letter it feels like that plays out, considering his only real complaint with his situation is that the chicken tastes a little too dry.

Just from reading Chris old writings and twitter posts you can glimpse at what Chris' currently feeling by what his priorities are. Since Chris is all in on the delusional merge, it appears he's in the "it's only a matter of time stage", and there seems to be a bit of gloating in how his detractors will suffer horrific fates. Other than that, if Chris was absolutely in distress in prison he wouldn't keep that a secret, and maybe the extent of it is he hates the food and he's annoyed that they would lock him up for following God's orders.

Chris is very hard to truly comprehend when you think deep into it. At very least relate to.

Like i can step out of my shoes for a second and somewhat understand the way of thinking of very very off people. Ive specifically known quite a few genuine autists and can see the progression of severity. Its still hard for me to understand the severity of his habits though. Such as you mentioned he literally incorporates everything into his self identity. Like an autist liking mlp and coming up with fictional town for himself makes some sense. An autist thinking he is jesus and god possessed by magichan and also a female cpu goddess starts tilting schizophrenic.

That doesnt really match chris chan though and i dont think chris chans just faking it all .

If Chris was Schizophrenic it'd be far worse. I'm on the side that he's just delusional. I've talked to people who had schizophrenia, and they don't do what Chris does, the terrifying part of it is they'll be completely normal people but then they suddenly start to go nuts over a guy at their window staring at them, but there is never any warning leading up to it. There's also a documented case of a man who knew they had schizophrenia jumping out of a moving vehicle because for a second they saw a giant angry dog in the car. Chris' delusions are more methodical and planned out, just very very poorly like his "telekinesis" videos, and by far, the worst thing is the weens that feed his delusions have probably made it worse.

 

[Vamp Soulja]

I finally got around to reading this letter and it's a bit different than the other shit with chris claiming to be jesus. There's shit about how he's the "god body" and "christine" as if like his body is it's own god entity now. This is like lower effort than the sonichu shit because it's literally chris claiming his own body to be a seperate entity that is entient and also chris but not called chris but "the god body". Prison powercreep saga, we're in it lmao.

This is the critical development in Binitarian CWCism, that the one GodChris is in two persons, Chris the body and Chris the soul/spirit. I'm looking forward to further developments in his theology as his days in jail go on.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

List of CWC's past lives (UPDATED 2021):
1. A lesbian who went to woodstock in the 70s
2. Jesus Christ

You forgot his rant about how he was some sort of magic princess who saw Merlin remove magic from the world because King Arthur was tired of fighting dragons

 

[The Lawgiver]

This is the critical development in Binitarian CWCism, that the one GodChris is in two persons, Chris the body and Chris the soul/spirit. I'm looking forward to further developments in his theology as his days in jail go on.

The best part is when he accidentally writes "my" and crudely scribbles it out and puts "our" over top of it. He forgot the schtick he was putting on for a sec there lmao.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Like the days of old when people make dating profiles of Chris-chan

just waiting for someone to make a jailbabes.com entry of Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu

 

[Aegeus]

He forgot the schtick

All this shit reminds me of a time way back in the Liquid Chris saga when CWC was trying to make Kacey think he had multiple personalities.

He pretended to be Christopher and then Christian and acted like they were totally different people living in his mind.

He has been doing this same absolutely retarded shit for attention for so fucking long, and there are still faggots out there that fall for his idiocy.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I don't believe Jesus was real in the literal sense. There was a man named Jesus, but he was just a normal man.

Considering the dimensional merge, Jesus was actually a drooling retard and some Christ obsessed guy from the future iseikais himself to the past through a womb like time machine so he can fufil the duties of the actual Jesus.
See: Behold The Man by Micheal Moorcock

 

[Rudy Coleman]

CHRIS CHAN INTERNET PTSD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kqUNG9mO4

www.youtube.com

i am chirs's lawer. here is my briefing

 

[AnOminous]

I have a couple different theories on what to expect in the future of "Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu".

2) Insanity Route:
Christine is writing this, likely with the guidance or advice of his lawyer, in order to solidify a case for an insanity plea. In this case, the lawyer would likely let Christine do what they normally do (be fucking insane) and take a laissez faire approach. It is possible but not as likely that the lawyer may be helping contribute to this insanity in hopes of using it as a defense.

I seriously doubt the lawyer has any real ability to wrangle this tard at a distance, and if he did, he wouldn't be pursuing a strategy that involves repeatedly admitting to the crime in a way controlled only by Chris. I do think mental health evidence is going in for the defense if it goes to trial, but a formal insanity defense is very unlikely.

Contrary to popular belief, such pleas are very rare, even though a large number of criminal defendants will, in fact, show some form of mental illness upon psychiatric evaluation. Even in the 1% or so of felony cases that involve an insanity defense, they are rarely successful. It is the ultimate Hail Mary pass in criminal defense, and generally only done when the chances of succeeding in any other way are vanishingly slim.

And on the rare occasions they are successful, it's generally not based on crazy jailhouse letters, but filtered through persuasive psychiatric testimony.

I'd assume an inmate who thinks he's Jesus would be high on the list of conditions needing treatment. People who think they are Jesus often end up a danger to themselves and others. It never ends well.

He's not banging his head on the wall, he's not threatening to kill himself or others, he isn't ooking and eeking and making loud noises, he isn't flinging his feces at guards, and he isn't breaking any jail rules, they couldn't give less of a shit what maladaptive daydreams he's cultivating.

Eh, it's not even so much that as it is treatment of mental health is included in the basic shit jails are technically supposed to provide on the most basic level i.e. basic psych meds.

Odds are good he's still on any meds he was on before going in. A possible exception would be any quack troon pills he's on, but I suspect he discontinued those if he was constantly raping Barb.

 

[GypsyBard]

Should we be advised not to give monetary donations to Chris? Because that seems like a grift.

We both know people will give him donations in exchange for letters in order to make easy YouTube content and try and ween christory. We can say please don't donate all we want but we know people will so it was really no point in saying it.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

A man pretending to be a woman pretending to be God who is also a underling goddess and Jesus, all concurrently. 4 layers of insanity and counting. What is Chris going to add next?

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

"ALL prayers to Jesus have been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now"

Spoiler: NSFW

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The biggest grift of them all.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm excited to hear what comes out of his psych evaluation. I'm chomping at the bit to see what shit a professional can tell about Chris that the internet has mused about for years. An official diagnosis, an answer after all this time. Even if the insane happens and Barb takes him back in as her lover, we have some closure on what degree of fucked up abnormal he is from an official true and honest source.

 

[Tikbalang]

A man pretending to be a woman pretending to be God who is also a underling goddess and Jesus, all concurrently. 4 layers of insanity and counting. What is Chris going to add next?

"I am the cosmos"

I'm excited to hear what comes out of his psych evaluation. I'm chomping at the bit to see what shit a professional can tell about Chris that the internet has mused about for years. An official diagnosis, an answer after all this time. Even if the insane happens and Barb takes him back in as her lover, we have some closure on what degree of fucked up abnormal he is from an official true and honest source.

He might become the patient zero of his unique mental disorder and be named after him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He might become the patient zero of his unique mental disorder and be named after him.

Chris becoming immortalized as a new disorder on the Autism spectrum would be one of the most ironic things ever, given how much he hates being considered a 'slow in da mind' despite, y'know, abusing the fuck out of the handicapped parking permit he got out of it.