Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

jack 100% had a different dad than his brothers (and mystery sister)

he looks like your typical mexican kid here

 

[wdymbro]

jack 100% had a different dad than his brothers (and mystery sister)

he looks like your typical mexican kid here

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I like how the tilt in the photo insertion offsets the tilt he puts on everything he does with a camera.

 

[PeckingOrder]

I see he was fat and ugly even as a child. Better hair and control of his limbs than he has now at least.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

jack 100% had a different dad than his brothers (and mystery sister)

he looks like your typical mexican kid here

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HOLY SHIT JACK HAD A CHIN

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Being a stroked out anti-vaxxer is like the Babylonian captivity?

 

[captkrisma]

As long as there are no incriminating web searches, purchases, communications, or other things to form a electronic/paper trail, it could theoretically be pulled off. Extra care would need to be exercised, and there’s always the fact that most people who do this shit think they’ve covered all the bases, yet wind up being brought down by one little thing they neglected/were careless over.

Jeannette could always be asked to do all the hard searches. The police might interview her as a person of interest if emails or DMs leak, but if the plans were all done face-to-face it would make it substantially harder for police to nail JT down. I also believe that Janette is a nurse, which also possibly gives access to anesthetics that cause heart failure.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jeannette could always be asked to do all the hard searches. The police might interview her as a person of interest if emails or DMs leak, but if the plans were all done face-to-face it would make it substantially harder for police to nail JT down. I also believe that Janette is a nurse, which also possibly gives access to anesthetics that cause heart failure.

You make an interesting point. Paralytic drugs are notorious for use in poisonings as they degrade within the body/are eliminated relatively fast. A notable example of this is succinylcholine, which was regarded as a perfect poison, owing to its ability to evade toxicology tests (though I believe forensic technology has since improved for this to no longer be the case).

Picturing Janette doing the killer nurse schtick hilariously makes me think of Genene Jones.


Maybe it’d work, but then Tammy runs the risk of having another road leading back to her by getting someone else involved. Plus, Janette could fail to cover her tracks properly and could always talk…

 

[p1138]

Jeannette could always be asked to do all the hard searches. The police might interview her as a person of interest if emails or DMs leak, but if the plans were all done face-to-face it would make it substantially harder for police to nail JT down. I also believe that Janette is a nurse, which also possibly gives access to anesthetics that cause heart failure.

Oh please. All anyone would really need to do is let Jack eat all of the candy and shit he wants in addition to his meat and cheese for a couple weeks and he's done for. Just don't slap the candy bars out of his hand at aldi. It's a self correcting issue at that point.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

His sperging about pumpkin spice is so stupid. Pumpkin spice is a spice mix, you stroked out idiot. They don't shove actual pumpkin into the eggnog and waffles like your 2 remaining brain cells are trying to imply.

I like how he described it as something that comes out between the holidays and "September Pumpkin", whatever that is.

 

[Caligura]

Seeing those 3D Apple Avatar Emojis (I don't know what you call it) every time makes me irrationally angry.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His sperging about pumpkin spice is so stupid. Pumpkin spice is a spice mix, you stroked out idiot. They don't shove actual pumpkin into the eggnog and waffles like your 2 remaining brain cells are trying to imply.

Although honestly I don't see the problem with them sticking actual pumpkin into the waffles or egg nog. I mean pumpkin waffles with maple syrup sounds like it could work. Just go easy on the pumpkin pie spice so it doesn't overpower the taste.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I know I'm late, but no one said what I was thinking so I will chip in.

Jack is a normal functional human being, and that's what separates him from 99% of lolcows. The rest are all dysfunctional in some way, CWC is autistic as fuck and or a schizo, Movie Blob is so severely narcissistic he likely has some sort of personality disorder, all the sex pests are sex pests. They all are broken in some fundamental way. It doesn't excuse their actions, but it rec-contextualizes it.

Someone like Nick Bates has a built in desire to do harm. He is like a dangerous animal, you want to remove them for everyone's safety. You will even hate them when they do harm, but they are just acting as expected. A gator trying to eat your cat is expected. A pedophile trying to rape children is expected. No one who knows Nick Bates expects him to be any less vile than he turned out to be.

Jack isn't like that though. He is not a sex pest, has no discernable mental or personality disorders, he is a normal adult. Even comparing him to Movie Blob is unfair. Jack at least married a couple times, had kids, and even had a career at one point. I think a better comparison would be a cow like Chantel. Neither has anything holding them back, they could be decent people if they wanted to. All of their failings stem 100% from choice, they consistently choose to do the wrong thing time and time again until their lives were in shambles. They didn't just fail sometimes like anyone does, but somehow managed to constantly fail to meet the most minimal expectations. They are not bad people when compared to the worst lolcows, but they are way more pathetic. And I think people just find pathetic more contemptable than just being a bad person.

Jack is not a normal functioning human being at all given he is extremely narcissistic and delusional about himself (like how he views himself as a celebrity chef and very arrogant about his own cooking or products) which indicates some form of mental disability. He also is a really childish man who in his 50s, still watches cartoons for very young children and treats his wife like his mom. Not to mention he considers the most unhealthy and disgusting things to be beautiful.

Like yeah he had a wife and kids, but that should not qualify him as normal especially with how batshit his family is (aside from garrett maybe) with how his wife smiles at him choking his first son and wanting to kick him out while his second born son is a closeted terrible Christian rapper who is just as much of a manchild as his father is.

Jack's only differing trait from other lolcows is that he has a family but that doesn't mean much when his family are white trash like him.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

jack 100% had a different dad than his brothers (and mystery sister)

he looks like your typical mexican kid here

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HAHAHAHA BEANER JACK! BEANER JACK!

 

[salmonellajack]

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't have chapter and verse, but Jack said he's afraid of having a male dog because the male dog would have a penis.

We could debate implications all day. That's something that should not be forgotten in the JackLore.

 

[TurdFondler]

You guys really think anyone in their right mind would bother looking into Jack's death? Short of caving his skull in with a hammer, Big T could solve her Jack problem in a million ways.

No one will look twice, especially not if they have prearranged funeral plans (and after stroke 2, they really should). Wheeled into the morgue, left to chill for a bit, wheeled out and off to the crematorium or whatever.

Tammy could be google searching "how to kill fat cripple idiot husband named Jack" and I doubt anyone would find out.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He strategically placed the bowls and spices to hide the dead arm in the opening shot.

No one is deceived Jack, we can still see the purple swollen mass.

 

[desudesu]

Just the title itself sounds like straight out of a porn flick.

Also isn’t it weird Fatty didn’t record the meat being eaten at church? And how the murder church people found it? Odd.

 

[Neko GF]

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