Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Thank god this isn’t an actual cat cafe. AINT YEW AYLAWGS NEVER HAD A CAT BEFORE, DEM KITTIES WUZ COLD SO OF COURSE AH WARMED EM UP IN THE INDUSTRIAL MICROWAVE…AND IN FACT IT WAS PROBABLY YOUUUUU WHO LEFT A MAN SIZED DIARRHEA SHIT IN THE LITTERBOX
 
Dax burned a lot of his paypiggy support to be able to fuck Mint sallad sloppy pussy on the reg (his producers gf, the town bicycle).
Judge for yourself if you think Dax wouldn't do anything for some pussy, no matter the quality.

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Is this the trailer park chick that put the hurt on Gunt at the door?
I only saw her from the back punching Gunty, does she have Down Syndrome or Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or something, she's got some weird sped thing going on?
 
I don’t even think it’ll be interrupting the stream or anything, after a few weeks of sleep deprivation I think Ralph might just snap. Just being around a baby nonstop for that long is very taxing even for mentally stable adults, a retarded gnome on pills and whiskey who hasn’t slept in a month is probably worse to have in the house with the baby than a pit bull. Neither one of them is prepared for what’s coming and I don’t think they have a good enough support network to help them manage it.
This can’t be emphasized enough. I rarely genuinely care about any of the people showcased here on KF, but damn, that poor baby’s future is worrisome. Even if Ralph magically makes it past the first month or two, babies become somewhat unmanageable yet again when month five or six rolls around; teething and sleep regression is on the menu. And the entire time requires patience, parental intuition, and sanity, none of which these two people have demonstrated. (No running off to Vegas anymore and buying man purses, either.)

Ethan Ralph will probably kill his baby in a rage, and I say this in all seriousness.
 
This can’t be emphasized enough. I rarely genuinely care about any of the people showcased here on KF, but damn, that poor baby’s future is worrisome. Even if Ralph magically makes it past the first month or two, babies become somewhat unmanageable yet again when month five or six rolls around; teething and sleep regression is on the menu. And the entire time requires patience, parental intuition, and sanity, none of which these two people have demonstrated. (No running off to Vegas anymore and buying man purses, either.)

Ethan Ralph will probably kill his baby in a rage, and I say this in all seriousness.
He'll put the baby in the oven to keep it warm, just like Ronnie Ralph taught him
 
This can’t be emphasized enough. I rarely genuinely care about any of the people showcased here on KF, but damn, that poor baby’s future is worrisome. Even if Ralph magically makes it past the first month or two, babies become somewhat unmanageable yet again when month five or six rolls around; teething and sleep regression is on the menu. And the entire time requires patience, parental intuition, and sanity, none of which these two people have demonstrated. (No running off to Vegas anymore and buying man purses, either.)

Ethan Ralph will probably kill his baby in a rage, and I say this in all seriousness.
Exactly, having a baby requires changes to your entire lifestyle. Especially given the meltdown over Rekieta, I have serious concerns about Ralph’s ability to show the kind of self-control and discipline to deal with it. Even if he and Pantsu manage to somehow get their shit together enough to be a little ready for the newborn stage, this is the rest of their lives now, and there are going to be plenty of times that are going to be very frustrating and exhausting, especially once the kid starts being able to act of her own accord. I just have a horrible feeling about how Ralph is going to deal with refusals to nap or meltdowns over nothing, like he’s going to take them as a personal affront.
 
I can't get the vision of Ralph screaming "YOU WANNA CRY OVER ME ALL NIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCH" at a small baby out of my head.
She's gonna be his littlest alawg!
I was also going to say he’d be personally offended every time she had a diaper blowout but we all know that’s probably the one baby thing he won’t mind.
 
Exactly, having a baby requires changes to your entire lifestyle. Especially given the meltdown over Rekieta, I have serious concerns about Ralph’s ability to show the kind of self-control and discipline to deal with it. Even if he and Pantsu manage to somehow get their shit together enough to be a little ready for the newborn stage, this is the rest of their lives now, and there are going to be plenty of times that are going to be very frustrating and exhausting, especially once the kid starts being able to act of her own accord. I just have a horrible feeling about how Ralph is going to deal with refusals to nap or meltdowns over nothing, like he’s going to take them as a personal affront.
Lol, are you kidding? It’s sadly predictable. They will end up like every other white trash unmarried garbage couple that gets knocked up. Once the baby is born May will be a miserable, sleep deprived, crying wreck and Ralph will be an angry, seething tard. May will leave with the kid before it’s five months old.

We can only hope that May doesn’t have to work at Subway between the baby’s birth and her leaving Ralph. I honestly fear for the baby’s survival if it ever has to be left home alone with Ralph.
 
Ethan Ralph will probably kill his baby in a rage, and I say this in all seriousness.
These clowns have no clue what they are in for with a baby. I would find this somewhat funny but the possibility of you being right here is too high for me to manage a chuckle.

I do think before this happens, though, either May will attempt to leave or Ralph will kick her and the baby out so he can continue pursuing his drug, alcohol, and gambling addictions.

In any event, these are two children having a child.
 
These clowns have no clue what they are in for with a baby. I would find this somewhat funny but the possibility of you being right here is too high for me to manage a chuckle.

I do think before this happens, though, either May will attempt to leave or Ralph will kick her and the baby out so he can continue pursuing his drug, alcohol, and gambling addictions.

In any event, these are two children having a child.
I love laughing at Ralph, too - but this… this is the opposite of funny. I’m hoping May splits too, but I imagine unbridled wifebeating will be next on Ralph’s to-do list. I mean, look what he did to Ade and Faith; he’s already proven he can hit, threaten, revenge porn, and dox women, and now with his temper *completely* unhinged at this point? I don’t want May’s face split open by a whiskey bottle, or have her teeth punched out.

May, I know you read the Farms, so, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, as a mom: run, don’t walk. Run right now. A baby is every joy in the world wrapped up into one little body and soul. Every child deserves unconditional love and safety. Ethan Ralph cannot provide that; he doesn’t even want the child he’s already produced. We might be strangers on the Internet, but we ultimately mean well - get out.
 
How adorable. Ralph should hang that on the fridge so everyone can see it along with the poster Faith made.
You joke, but this is most likely why May has done it. She has to show that she’s an upgrade to Faith, even if it comes to trying to one-up the shitty Ralph poster with whatever the fuck this is.
 
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Real Ralph's neck is wider than his head so clearly she has just traced one of her animu husbandos and given it some shitty Kill Report merch. 3/10, this might be the one thing that Faith can do better than Pantsu.
Notwithstanding the fact that Ralph in real life looks like a fetid hog, this picture is deeply uncanny. This is done in the style of what like a pre-teen girl just getting into My Chemical Romance would draw. Except May is nearly 30 years old.
 
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