This canāt be emphasized enough. I rarely genuinely care about any of the people showcased here on KF, but damn, that poor babyās future is worrisome. Even if Ralph magically makes it past the first month or two, babies become somewhat unmanageable yet again when month five or six rolls around; teething and sleep regression is on the menu. And the entire time requires patience, parental intuition, and sanity, none of which these two people have demonstrated. (No running off to Vegas anymore and buying man purses, either.)
Ethan Ralph will probably kill his baby in a rage, and I say this in all seriousness.