Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[heathercho]

Ralphababy's future :
Dead in a swing of diaper rash
or
Baked in Oven, toys thrown out

I can see the headlines now...
"Father, Ethan Ralph, host of internet podcast "The Kill Stream", reportedly yelled "I'M THE RALPHAMALE, THE FUCKING KING! YOU DON'T HOLLER OVER ME, I HOLLER OVER YOU. CRY MORE BITCH" before baking his own child on stream. He paused briefly, to read superchats from his fans, including one from user GasTheKikes1488 which read, "Joshua Connor Moon is a Pedophile! FUCK BROKE DICK FARMS!" and another, from user fUckKIwiZ, which was a recipe for a "Memphis BabyQue"."

Pick your poison, May!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I love laughing at Ralph, too - but this… this is the opposite of funny. I’m hoping May splits too, but I imagine unbridled wifebeating will be next on Ralph’s to-do list. I mean, look what he did to Ade and Faith; he’s already proven he can hit, threaten, revenge porn, and dox women, and now with his temper *completely* unhinged at this point? I don’t want May’s face split open by a whiskey bottle, or have her teeth punched out.

May, I know you read the Farms, so, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, as a mom: run, don’t walk. Run right now. A baby is every joy in the world wrapped up into one little body and soul. Every child deserves unconditional love and safety. Ethan Ralph cannot provide that; he doesn’t even want the child he’s already produced. We might be strangers on the Internet, but we ultimately mean well - get out.

Nah, until she’s had three hours sleep in four days and she’s crying in a locked bedroom alongside the baby while Ralph is drunkenly yelling and punching holes in the thin walls she won’t get it. She’s gonna a need a few weeks of sleep depravation, a crying newborn and a angry drunk Ralph before she realizes the gravity of the situation.

I don’t think May has the slightest clue what caring for an infant is like, otherwise she would have never let Ralph knock her dumb ass up.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Real Ralph's neck is wider than his head so clearly she has just traced one of her animu husbandos and given it some shitty Kill Report merch. 3/10, this might be the one thing that Faith can do better than Pantsu.

Damn, she's drawing him now. Kinda reminds me of someone else that did the same thing....

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The Ralphamale don't change diapers like some bitchmade faggot. That's wimmins work son.

I look forward to his reaction to the first week after the hospital when he realizes that Pantsu is functionally bedridden and, unless they've got someone staying the night, there's only one person to deal with the baby screaming at 3AM.

Ralphababy's future :
Dead in a swing of diaper rash
or
Baked in Oven, toys thrown out

Thanks for reminding me why I still support the death penalty in some cases

I don’t think May has the slightest clue what caring for an infant is like

To be fair, almost no one does until they've done it, but yeah, if she knew what's coming she'd be several time zones away in a nunnery.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Nah, until she’s had three hours sleep in four days and she’s crying in a locked bedroom alongside the baby while Ralph is drunkenly yelling and punching holes in the thin walls she won’t get it. She’s gonna a need a few weeks of sleep depravation, a crying newborn and a angry drunk Ralph before she realizes the gravity of the situation.

I don’t think May has the slightest clue what caring for an infant is like, otherwise she would have never let Ralph knock her dumb ass up.

I fully believe Ralph and May will ply the baby with endless homemade gripe water (undiluted Maker’s Mark) that it’ll develop a gunt within 6 months and suffer enough brain damage to make Evan Ralph look like a Nobel laureate in comparison.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love laughing at Ralph, too - but this… this is the opposite of funny. I’m hoping May splits too, but I imagine unbridled wifebeating will be next on Ralph’s to-do list. I mean, look what he did to Ade and Faith; he’s already proven he can hit, threaten, revenge porn, and dox women, and now with his temper *completely* unhinged at this point? I don’t want May’s face split open by a whiskey bottle, or have her teeth punched out.

May, I know you read the Farms, so, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, as a mom: run, don’t walk. Run right now. A baby is every joy in the world wrapped up into one little body and soul. Every child deserves unconditional love and safety. Ethan Ralph cannot provide that; he doesn’t even want the child he’s already produced. We might be strangers on the Internet, but we ultimately mean well - get out.

I don't think that baby is any safer with May alone considering she's a sick fucking pedophile lolicon.
Pedo's should be sterilized, pedophiles shouldn't be allowed unsupervised access to children, and that's kinda hard to stop if the pedo is a parent.
Plus it would have the added benefit of ridding the genepool of whatever fucked up genetic markers that are the cause of that shit in the first place.
That poor kid is at risk however you look at it, left alone with Gunt who's a bitter, angry alcoholic that rages out at the slightest provocation, or left with Pantsu who's a degenerate lolicon that's attracted to children.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

To be fair, almost no one does until they've done it, but yeah, if she knew what's coming she'd be several time zones away in a nunnery.

Idk, plenty of people have experience caring for younger siblings, babysitting or helping out with childcare for family members and that gives decent perspective. I think even a dumb teenager like Faith had some clue due to her younger brothers and that’s why she GTFO.

It’s the true idiots like 27 year old May who has no idea what the fuck they are getting into that think a chronic unemployed, fat, alcoholic felon will play trad daddy with her.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I fully believe Ralph and May will ply the baby with endless homemade gripe water (undiluted Maker’s Mark) that it’ll develop a gunt within 6 months and suffer enough brain damage to make Evan Ralph look like a Nobel laureate in comparison.

From looking at the sonogram, the fetus already has a Gunt starting.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

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Real Ralph's neck is wider than his head so clearly she has just traced one of her animu husbandos and given it some shitty Kill Report merch. 3/10, this might be the one thing that Faith can do better than Pantsu.

The Ralphcula must be invited inside before he can shart in your chair.

 

[veri]

It’s the true idiots like 27 year old May who has no idea what the fuck they are getting into that think a chronic unemployed, fat, alcoholic felon will play trad daddy with her.

she thinks he’ll suddenly change up after the baby’s born and start trying to make more money to support them but is going to have to learn the hard way that things are going to turn to hell quickly. i am very curious though how far she’ll let ralph go before deciding to gtfo

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Idk, plenty of people have experience caring for younger siblings, babysitting or helping out with childcare for family members and that gives decent perspective. I think even a dumb teenager like Faith had some clue due to her younger brothers and that’s why she GTFO.

Yeah people who grew up helping out with younger siblings have some idea, but babysitting, even regularly doesn't really prepare you for the 24/7 reality of always having to deal with a baby. And I don't think either Ralph or Amanda had to spend extended periods of time caring for babies growing up given how casually they're treating it.

 

[Jack Awful]

I feel like if May isn't getting the fuck out by now there's little that can sway her.

Poor kid.

The baby, not May, she deserves it IMO.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I look forward to his reaction to the first week after the hospital when he realizes that Pantsu is functionally bedridden and, unless they've got someone staying the night, there's only one person to deal with the baby screaming at 3AM.

That’s when they move in the full time nanny, Gator. He can raise the little Ralphafemale.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I feel like if May isn't getting the fuck out by now there's little that can sway her.

Poor kid.

The baby, not May, she deserves it IMO.

Well they're only what, two months in? The Gunt has another half a year to fuck it up independently of the baby.

 

[Fannyscum]

How dare you suggest my fiance looks like a gunted nutsack I traced this:


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[Jack Awful]

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Real Ralph's neck is wider than his head so clearly she has just traced one of her animu husbandos and given it some shitty Kill Report merch. 3/10, this might be the one thing that Faith can do better than Pantsu.

Why does Ralph keep dating women who draw like 12 year olds?

Also, is this what she sees Ralph as or is this some kind of cope?

 

[Sam Losco]

Why does Ralph keep dating women who draw like 12 year olds?

Also, is this what she sees Ralph as or is this some kind of cope?

Why does Ralph keep dating women that act like 12 year olds?

 

[Jack Awful]

Why does Ralph keep dating women that act like 12 year olds?

Because they're the only ones willing to fuck him.

 

[White Girl]

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Real Ralph's neck is wider than his head so clearly she has just traced one of her animu husbandos and given it some shitty Kill Report merch. 3/10, this might be the one thing that Faith can do better than Pantsu.

wow I'm so in love

 

[instythot]

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Real Ralph's neck is wider than his head so clearly she has just traced one of her animu husbandos and given it some shitty Kill Report merch. 3/10, this might be the one thing that Faith can do better than Pantsu.

Faith is also better at manipulating her fat retarded baby daddy and her fat retarded actual daddy into fighting for our amusement

Has the horse ever drawn anything before, or is this purely a futile exercise into trying to show up Fai Fai? She's unfamiliar with the ideas of buying unlined paper and only displaying art a person should be proud of