Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[Beautiful Gunt]

The guy behind the "Dugan Ashley" character for the now defunct CarnikCon Firearms channel has had MS since around 2009 or so, he recently put out a video asking the internet for help in extending his life for a few years so he can say goodbye to his young children. He has explicitly stated he just wants to die. If Ripples does have MS he will reach a state of Unhingedness never thought possible. Also, can people with MS get amholes that leave smurf dicks installed like Ripper wants?

Any surgery is bad when you have MS, it can cause you to have a relapse. And he is 100% fucking lying about the MS! I’m actually mati over this one. I hope he gets his stupid surgery and they chop his dick off and just sew him completely shut.

 

[AGPinochet]

Any surgery is bad when you have MS, it can cause you to have a relapse. And he is 100% fucking lying about the MS! I’m actually mati over this one. I hope he gets his stupid surgery and they chop his dick off and just sew him completely shut.

Hmm, so either
1. He has MS and his pussy is further cancelled
2. He doesn't have MS but has to larp as so for sympathy points, his pussy is still cancelled because he is a psycho faggot
3. He doesn't have MS but pretends he does, his pussy somehow gets uncancelled, he gets called out for his shit and has a twitter meltdown.

 

[safety math]

Hmm, so either
1. He has MS and his pussy is further cancelled
2. He doesn't have MS but has to larp as so for sympathy points, his pussy is still cancelled because he is a psycho faggot
3. He doesn't have MS but pretends he does, his pussy somehow gets uncancelled, he gets called out for his shit and has a twitter meltdown.

I would love to say that there’s no way his pussy is getting uncancelled after being cancelled three times, but we all know how ethical those surgeons are. Waiting with bated breath for the MS saga though!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Usually I just lurk and read, but has anyone said this nigga looks like a Junji Ito monster yet??View attachment 2612008

Hey, a new Brett Photo! I didn't know he went to Japan for vacation.

Wait...

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Any surgery is bad when you have MS, it can cause you to have a relapse. And he is 100% fucking lying about the MS! I’m actually mati over this one. I hope he gets his stupid surgery and they chop his dick off and just sew him completely shut.

Lots of lolcows go to doctor visits and the doctor lists off what it could be and then plans to do testing to rule things out. They all immediately run to social media reeing about how they probably have X condition (because a doctor said so) before any tests have been done to get a proper diagnosis.

I'm betting we'll hear about it for a couple of days and then suddenly we'll never hear about it again because the doctor will tell him that it isn't MS.

If he really is trying to recreate his dead sister, getting diagnosed with a terminal (or at least debilitating) illness would be pretty important to him. If this doesn't pan out, the next logical lolcow munchie step is fibromyalgia and then the last resort is chronic fatigue syndrome. He's not a total idiot, so I hope he at least gets a little more creative with his munchie saga. Come on, Rioley. Pick out a really obscure one that I've never heard of. That would at least be entertaining. MS is too cookie cutter.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Why does he need to beg for money? Wouldn't he have had to save up a lot of money for the amhole installation he's now not getting?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

He has nothing wrong. He never went to hospital. I bet it was one of the “possible” things he got an MRI for after faking symptoms and he’s cruising along in a narc delusion of “what if”. He’s mentioned hundreds of times in petty rages that he hates that people unfollowed him and he doesn’t have 10 k or more followers specifically in terms of not being able to fundraise. His entire twitter presence is around aimed towards grifting and he’s just so angry and unlikable he can’t even grift as a sick trans girl uwu.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Why does he need to beg for money? Wouldn't he have had to save up a lot of money for the amhole installation he's now not getting?

Probably was going to be covered by insurance. He is in California, after all.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If you can get a hole drilled in your taint for the coomz and have it covered by insurance, I don't want to live anymore.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If you can get a hole drilled in your taint for the coomz and have it covered by insurance, I don't want to live anymore.

Oh you silly lad, that's what Coomander Kev did, remember? Part of the reason why he had to stick with a shitty surgeon crotch butcher who told him to fuck off and dilate every time he whined on the phone for revision surgery. Sure it wasn't the futa surgery Ravioli wants so desperately, but it's not that far off.

 

[stupid frog]

And Wedge stays in WI because they will cover his as well.

 

[safety math]

And Wedge stays in WI because they will cover his as well.

If he goes through with getting surgery done in Wisconsin, it will probably be by Dr. Katherine Gast. Dr. Gast is a relatively new SRS surgeon and apparently isn’t allowed to show people pictures of her results because she works at the university or something. Not that any of that will bother Wedgie.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Wedge deserves to get Gast.

Doesn't deserve a thread though.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

If you can get a hole drilled in your taint for the coomz and have it covered by insurance, I don't want to live anymore.

You dead already then, nigga.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Why does he need to beg for money? Wouldn't he have had to save up a lot of money for the amhole installation he's now not getting?

You mean the ain’t-hole.


Cuz this nigger-dicked faggot ain’t gettin one.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Oh you silly lad, that's what Coomander Kev did, remember? Part of the reason why he had to stick with a shitty surgeon crotch butcher who told him to fuck off and dilate every time he whined on the phone for revision surgery. Sure it wasn't the futa surgery Ravioli wants so desperately, but it's not that far off.

It's not the same, though. Getting one's dick turned inside out is at least a conventionally recognized procedure, and given that the general public still holds the outdated view that all troons suffer from crippling gender dysphoria and find life with male genitalia unbearable, I can at least see how some insurance plans might cover "traditional" SRS. By contrast, getting an amhole installed but keeping your dick is hard to frame as anything other than coomer degeneracy. Lots of important surgeries don't get coverage (for example, denials for breast reduction surgery have been on the increase recently), but my premiums are gonna go up so Ripley can keep his dong? How far does this go? Can I get a second dick? Can I get six gender-affirming breast implants so I can pretend to nurse a litter of piglets? Grrr... go ahead and give me my hats, because I'm mad at the goddamn Internet about this.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's not the same, though. Getting one's dick turned inside out is at least a conventionally recognized procedure, and given that the general public still holds the outdated view that all troons suffer from crippling gender dysphoria and find life with male genitalia unbearable, I can at least see how some insurance plans might cover "traditional" SRS. By contrast, getting an amhole installed but keeping your dick is hard to frame as anything other than coomer degeneracy. Lots of important surgeries don't get coverage (for example, denials for breast reduction surgery have been on the increase recently), but my premiums are gonna go up so Ripley can keep his dong? How far does this go? Can I get a second dick? Can I get six gender-affirming breast implants so I can pretend to nurse a litter of piglets? Grrr... go ahead and give me my hats, because I'm mad at the goddamn Internet about this.

See, I consider both unnecessary and voluntary mutilation of the body. It's not the same as having a health condition or losing body parts in an accident or being a fat fucking landwhale. It's voluntary mutilation that almost always carries severe and permanent consequences.

As for your premiums, you have my sympathies. My country's public healthcare is starting to crumble under COVID and general gov't impotence so the taxes I pay get me absolutely nothing there while private healthcare providers are popping up left and right and boy they are making a killing. I needed a simple skull CT just before COVID hit and I had two choices: a year long waiting list at the hospital's CT for completely free - which would have been cancelled in a month when shit hit the fan - or have it taken the next day for €40.

 

[AGPinochet]

Cuz this nigger-dicked faggot ain’t gettin one.

*smurf dicked

 

[FramerGirl420]

It's not the same, though. Getting one's dick turned inside out is at least a conventionally recognized procedure, and given that the general public still holds the outdated view that all troons suffer from crippling gender dysphoria and find life with male genitalia unbearable, I can at least see how some insurance plans might cover "traditional" SRS. By contrast, getting an amhole installed but keeping your dick is hard to frame as anything other than coomer degeneracy. Lots of important surgeries don't get coverage (for example, denials for breast reduction surgery have been on the increase recently), but my premiums are gonna go up so Ripley can keep his dong? How far does this go? Can I get a second dick? Can I get six gender-affirming breast implants so I can pretend to nurse a litter of piglets? Grrr... go ahead and give me my hats, because I'm mad at the goddamn Internet about this.

You absolutely can get a second dick. Check out the SRS thread if you’ve got the tummy for it.

Tranny girls will have their fleshtube dick installed and also have the docs cut their giant malformed T clits out of the hood so it’s like a tiny pp. Many of them get both.

There’s even one horrifying woman that got fake balls, a fake dick, kept her vag hole, and had her T clit placed between her tube dick and fake balls. Obviously having all the genitalia = none of the dysphoria.

This post is the “I’ll take one of each” lady:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-an...sociated-horrors.76786/page-179#post-10115147

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

They shoved marshmallows up their ass to "pretend poop" in the diapers. I don't know if this is a common pr

Why? Why not just actually shit in the diapers? I mean, that’s what they’re for. It’s disgusting, but so is shoving marshmallows up your ass.

The death of a child would actually be less traumatizing than watching them descend into madness like Ravioli. They probably still love him (because a parent's love is usually unconditional -- plus you take on guilt for screwing up enough that they turned out like this), but you know that deep in their hearts they wish that Ravioli was the one who died. They'd have to be saints not to feel that way.

I really feel for his parents. To have a child die, and the other child increasingly lose his grip on reality… must be awful.

I agree with you but also no amount of high-effort windo dressing is ever going to transform Ropely into a girl. He’s instantly clockable no matter what, he’s that mannish.

And he lives in SanFran. A city where it’s socially acceptable for a man to have long hair/wear makeup/paint his nails/wear more feminine style clothing. So if you want people to know you’re trans (and not just fruity) you need to go full drag and performative femininity. I’m sure he’s thinking “but real women don’t have to do any of that to be women”, but you’re not a real woman, Rioley. You’re a delusional man who thinks hormones are magic. And no amount of magical thinking and surgery will ever make you a woman.