Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

She's hoping one of us says something nasty so she can cut and paste it into her appeals filing due Monday. Don't take the bait.
This only benefits us. She'd be showing the judge even more proof that she has no idea how anything concerning her cause of action functions. There is nothing new she can put there that would make her claims going back as far as three years any more, or less, valid than they already are. Some of her claims which are barred by statute of limitations, and have been for a while before the lawsuit even started.
KF clearly distresses Mel so much that she feels it necesary and appropriate to come here unprompted and share intimate details of her and Marshall's sex life.
Clearly we fucked her over so much she developed stockholm syndrome.
 
Oh so what you are saying is there *is* a chance she clips my post and adds Russell Greer to the case? :stress:
We can hope. Although if you point Russel over here where he can read all about the self published intimate details of her wonderfully pertormative sex life he might just choose to start creeping on her and demanding she dump the Chad Marshall for him.

I mean she's clearly not an 8 or above. But after the loss of Yovana and the whores all turning on him he can't be as picky.

To Melinda's benefit he appears to have an actual job involving a mop and toilet scrubby, his very own Political Action Comittee ("Free Whores for the Disabled!") And he has a "real lawyer" who he promsises proofreads his insane pro se filings ahead of time. (Note the lawyer does not correct anything, because that would be lawyering, which Russ ain't paying for. But I'm sure she runs it through a spell checker.) How could Melinda say no to such an offer?
 
Is she not reading the emotions on her husband's face? He's clearly not happy with this idea. I'm not taking his side because he's a man. I'm calling this a bad idea because of what it says about women's sexuality.

I think this is a bad idea if the punishment/reward concept for not equally being a "giver" to his wife in the relationship is based on sexual withholding/sexual rewards.

First issue with that, is it denies her the pleasure of sex (and sexual activity) as well. She seems to think sex (and sexual activity) is something you give a man rather than sex (and sexual activity) being something you mutually participate in as a woman, or even just take for yourself as a woman at times. Everyone deserves some days where they can be the "taker" in the sack. Nothing wrong with that, as long as it's not all the time.

I see that she's a product of internalized misogyny in that she sees sex and sexual activity as a chore and a thing you give away to a man. It's like when people say a woman has "lost her virginity". It's like, where was the woman during all that? Gaining the experience and pleasure of sex, you didn't lose anything. It's like, welcome to the better side!

She might also think sex is a chore or obligation because she's not in touch with her own sexuality and doesn't know how to manufacture her own fantasies and desires. The concept of female desire for a man is suppressed and under developed in her. Sex therapy could help her with that. Not listening to society helps too. This mentality she has could also possibly be because she has a low libido due to bad diet, lack of enorphins, some kind of birth control, or social conditioning. As long as a woman continues to believe sex is a man thing, he ability to desire sex, enjoy sex and control her sexuality will be thwarted.

Sex should be an almost daily thing between a couple in order to connect and it should not be used for reward/punishment. A BJ should definitely not be thought of as a reward. It's part of a mutual sexual experience that brings you closer to your husband. A desire to make his life better by sexual satisfaction, seeing that pleasure on his face. The woman should be into the BJ as much as he is into receiving the pleasure, it certainly shouldn't be a "chore". Who wants their spouse acting like it's a chore? It's normal for younger women under 25 not to initiate desire, they usually have to be seduced and coached during sex, but this woman looks over 30, so she's at the age where she should be initiating and pursuing sex with her man more aggressively. She's sexually repressed in her mind, for any of the reasons I said above.

Anyhow, I think the rewards should be other things like cooking his favorite meal. She has beer on there, that's cool. If Marshall acts up I withhold food. I don't withhold sex, I will communicate to him though when his behavior is becoming a sexual turnoff for me, and let him know that I'm not in the mood that day because he's getting on my nerves. Even still, I might still fuck him if I'm angry because I need the sex that particular day. If he's really acting up I make him scrape around and make his own dinner if he really makes me mad. If he's being loving and not neglecting me I'll make him 5 star meals. Marshall likes my cooking. He says I should open my own restaurant because my cooking is so good.
@TamarYaelBatYah Thank you for taking the time to eloquently respond to this. I agree with you here. I hate the way this comic compartmentalizes sex between "he,her" and commodifies it between the genders. Sex should be something natural and normal that people engage in. They should also be more welcoming of people with different sexual appetites and not just the bland "BJ". Show prolapses, show trannies, be more welcoming!!!

You should open up a restaurant and call it "Tamar's Kitchen".

You friend and confidante,

Baby Yoda

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Anyhow, I think the rewards should be other things like cooking his favorite meal. She has beer on there, that's cool. If Marshall acts up I withhold food. I don't withhold sex, I will communicate to him though when his behavior is becoming a sexual turnoff for me, and let him know that I'm not in the mood that day because he's getting on my nerves. Even still, I might still fuck him if I'm angry because I need the sex that particular day. If he's really acting up I make him scrape around and make his own dinner if he really makes me mad. If he's being loving and not neglecting me I'll make him 5 star meals. Marshall likes my cooking. He says I should open my own restaurant because my cooking is so good.
Holy shit the retarded whore returns. I thought you were leaving manlet Marshall. You had your retarded white board and everything. It's almost like your full of shit, and always will be.

So how are you gonna come up with the (nearly) $10,000 when the court grants Hardin the appeal bond?
 
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We can hope. Although if you point Russel over here where he can read all about the self published intimate details of her wonderfully pertormative sex life he might just choose to start creeping on her and demanding she dump the Chad Marshall for him.

I mean she's clearly not an 8 or above. But after the loss of Yovana and the whores all turning on him he can't be as picky.

To Melinda's benefit he appears to have an actual job involving a mop and toilet scrubby, his very own Political Action Comittee ("Free Whores for the Disabled!") And he has a "real lawyer" who he promsises proofreads his insane pro se filings ahead of time. (Note the lawyer does not correct anything, because that would be lawyering, which Russ ain't paying for. But I'm sure she runs it through a spell checker.) How could Melinda say no to such an offer?
@TamarYaelBatYah I think Marshall and Russell should have a 30 second cage fight followed by a 3 month lawsuit to see who gets your hand in marriage. Thats the only way for them to prove their undying love for you
 
The picture was a joke, a meme, not a snapshot of someone's actual relationship. You just spent a whole giant post proving that you cannot read actual social cues and are a black hole where humor goes to die.

Says the lady not getting laid because she's too selfish to share her body with a fetus. If anyone missed the point, it's you: the sexless woman with an empty womb.

I surely saw you still licking your wounds on here for being childless. Oh yes, I watch, I take notes. You're a typical Goy woman trying to justify the disgrace of your empty womb.

What's his favorite meal? Bad Faith Meatloaf? Vexatious Taco Tuesdays?
He likes my homemade Calzones the best (I think).


Neither you nor Marshall has ever eaten at a restaurant with 3 Michelin stars. You have no clue about good food. And you don't cook Ashkenazi, Sephardic, or Mizrahi food. You cook white trash pig slop. You and Marshall are fat but the children look scrawny and underfed. The children aren't even getting their fair share of pig swill.
Marshall fat? More like he's a nice thick man. Who obviously likes his woman thick in the right places.

One of the hottest things about Marshall's thick body is his thick legs and big juicy ass. Obviously you don't know that some women like a thick man. Women are visual, don't you know.

Oh wait, I just scrolled up to the see whose profile this was I'm writing to. No, you're a Talmudic scholar , wholly sexist. So you don't know women are visual.
Here's some Sex Ed for you: WOMEN ARE VISUAL. We like looking at strong legs on a man, a nice wide manly looking ass, and long flowing luscious hair on his head. Marshall can grow some handsome luscious locks of hair. Mmmhm.

I'm not going to get into a pissing contest about what I cook. You have a narcissistic preoccupation with competition and I won't engage.

Both Marshall and I have both lived in very affluent areas where high end restaurants were accessible in many places. He in SF Bay area, me in Metropolitan Northern VA/DC. We've both had our share of big city high culture and fine dining. Thanks for trying to get to know us before making assumptions!

But he's like me in that he knows city life gets old and nothing compares to good home cooking shared in the comfort of one's home. No 5 star restaurant can compare to that.

My children eat fine BTW. My boys are all strong as mules My girls have complete opposite body types and they both are beautiful and healthy. My $1200-$1400/mo grocery bill isn't meager by any means.



@TamarYaelBatYah Don't go. I heard Russell Greer was going to start stalking you in hopes of getting a date. You should sue him to prevent this

Hey, I really think him suing Joshua Moon was great.

Best line of the Judge's Opinion:

"The Court sympathizes with Mr. Greer's plight".

This program is preventing me from attaching a screenshot, or I would.

I guess that female judge is more empathetic than the narcissistic shit I've been dealing with on this side of the country.


She's hoping one of us says something nasty so she can cut and paste it into her appeals filing due Monday. Don't take the bait.

KF clearly distresses Mel so much that she feels it necesary and appropriate to come here unprompted and share intimate details of her and Marshall's sex life. Which nobody asked for. Nobody would ever ask for. Y'know Mel, normal people don't do that. Ever.
Who the fuck cares what "normal" is.
Who the fuck wants to be within the range of "normal" in a fucked up society? No, I can do better than what's "normal".

Aside from the fact that discussing women's sexuality in a philosophical and scientific manner is completely acceptable in the world of academia, I was in fact asked by @Baby Yoda to discuss some aspect of my relationship with Marshall.

Using scientific terminology to discuss women's sexuality is not "intimate details". "Intimate details" would be me describing just how exactly I performed a blow job on Marshall. You were not given information on that. So no, I did not cross any moral boundaries.

If words like "sex" stated in public bother you, you should consider sex therapy.


Why on earth would you come back to post that?
Well, now, let's see, if I'm not mistaken - and I'm not - I'm pretty sure that Kiwi Farms entire platform against me was on the basis of attacking how I express my sexuality as a woman. Your old fashioned misogynistic worldview boxing women into some Dark Ages view of woman's sexuality was made quite clear.

So the real issue is here, not that my sexuality is being spoken of on Kiwi Farms, the issue is, you don't like when you can't control the narrative about my sexuality and women's sexuality in general.


This only benefits us. She'd be showing the judge even more proof that she has no idea how anything concerning her cause of action functions
You can believe that to your disadvantage. By all means, stay blind.




@TamarYaelBatYah Thank you for taking the time to eloquently respond to this. I agree with you here. I hate the way this comic compartmentalizes sex between "he,her" and commodifies it between the genders. Sex should be something natural and normal that people engage in. They should also be more welcoming of people with different sexual appetites and not just the bland "BJ". Show prolapses, show trannies, be more welcoming!!!

You should open up a restaurant and call it "Tamar's Kitchen".

You friend and confidante,

Baby Yoda

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"Sex should be something natural and normal that people engage in." 👋👋👋

Yes, women = people



Holy shit the retarded whore returns. I thought you were leaving manlet Marshall. You had your retarded white board and everything. It's almost like your full of shit, and always will be.

So how are you gonna come up with the (nearly) $10,000 when the court grants Hardin the appeal bond?

It's really a non-issue. Virginia Homestead Exemption Act and Virginia's Poor Debtors for laws protect everything I own. They will be left with a piece of paper and an empty hand.




That's kinda short. It should be, at least, as long as this one, given that in her recent motion she admited to loving Null
Love for Joshua Moon? No way. I don't love him at all. For one, his voice sounds like one of my exes and the sound of his voice is annoying. I can't listen longer than 5 seconds before wanting to barf.

For two, I find Joshua Moon morally inferior to me. I can't manufacture feelings of love toward a man I see as lacking in morality.




@TamarYaelBatYah I think Marshall and Russell should have a 30 second cage fight followed by a 3 month lawsuit to see who gets your hand in marriage. Thats the only way for them to prove their undying love for you
I don't think that's a good idea.

I'd like to see Joshua Moon man up and step toe to toe with Marshall.

Come on Joshua Moon, Marshall won't waste his time with lawsuits in a court system he thinks is 100% guarunteed to be evil. You can settle it in VA like a real man with Marshall, all fists and no attorney's fees. What do you say? @Null
 
I'd like to see Joshua Moon man up and step toe to toe with Marshall.

Come on Joshua Moon, Marshall won't waste his time with lawsuits in a court system he thinks is 100% guarunteed to be evil. You can settle it in VA like a real man with Marshall, all fists and no attorney's fees. What do you say? @Null
Like a coward, you expect a man to fight your battles for you.
 
Spouting nonsense, lashing out at other women who haven't destroyed their lives and bodies, singing Marshal's praise while he simultaneously beats a fuck out of her while her children watch, traumatized.

It's like she never left.

Like a coward, you expect a man to fight your battles for you.
Isn't she constantly going on about how women are soooooo superior to men? Isn't it like a complete contradiction to her own position that she insist a man trial by combat for her? Where's the fiery passion of a woman that spat out 6 kids and, by her own arguments, is less of a woman now that she can no longer have more? Paper thin feminism at its finest.
 
Response to Mel's post

Hey, I really think him suing Joshua Moon was great.
His loss was even greater.

Best line of the Judge's Opinion:

"The Court sympathizes with Mr. Greer's plight".
Agreed. That line was funny.

You can believe that to your disadvantage. By all means, stay blind
Mel, so far I have been right about every single thing about this case, including what case the judge was going to cite to dismiss your lawsuit. I'm going to be right again.

It's really a non-issue. Virginia Homestead Exemption Act and Virginia's Poor Debtors for laws protect everything I own. They will be left with a piece of paper and an empty hand.
I'd caution you to not be so sure of that.

Love for Joshua Moon? No way. I don't love him at all. For one, his voice sounds like one of my exes and the sound of his voice is annoying. I can't listen longer than 5 seconds before wanting to barf.
Melinda! You did it again! You made me laugh out loud and spit coffee on my monitor!
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Are you aware that "quality time" means time spent together with your partner or other emotionally significant person, when you give them your full attention?
Are you... in love with Null?
 
Says the lady not getting laid because she's too selfish to share her body with a fetus. If anyone missed the point, it's you: the sexless woman with an empty womb.

I surely saw you still licking your wounds on here for being childless. Oh yes, I watch, I take notes. You're a typical Goy woman trying to justify the disgrace of your empty womb.
@TamarYaelBatYah
For some reason I can't quote. Meh. Any way, why are you so obsessed with my sex and family life and my reproductive organs to the point that you are watching and taking notes notes? To what end? Am I to become a character in a crappy vanity press romance novella? What exactly are you taking notes on? I don't discuss my sex or family life here except in very general terms. Are you completely full of shit?
 
Clarisse's Return to New York @TamarYaelBatYah

Clarisse boarded her plane travelling from Minneapolis to New York. She had been in Minneapolis for a beauty expo for a couple weeks and now had to get home. She was the stereotypical millennial referring to herself as a "plant mom". Her parents were high school sweethearts. They had met during the heyday of the US expansion back in the 1970's and attended college in the early 1980's. One could consider them the typical boomers who had it all: Clarisse's dad paid his way through undergraduate and her mom took part time classes in sociology at the local community college for pennies on the dollar. Her father decided to study Geological Engineering and then pursue his Master's Degree part time once they got done with school. They were able to buy an extremely cheap home for only $25,000 and her dad also had a pension and a boat! And this was considered normal for boomers at the time! Her dad was able to get his first job by walking into Exxon Mobile's headquarters and rapidly shaking his bootstrap at the secretary. He got the job.

Back to Clarisse. She had $500,000 in student loan debt for a degree in Medieval Anal Arts. (Yes people did butt stuff back then). She couldn't have been happier to be headed back to the big apple where she lived with 10 other millennials in their 30's all with debt, no children, no home, no retirement, but at least they had their Nintendo Switches and Gig economy jobs it was all okay :)

The airplane reached cruising altitude and Clarisse was reading her favorite book: 50 Shades of Grey. All of a sudden the Pilot's voice could be heard on the loudspeaker: "Your attention please. We are about to experience cabin depressurization due to an incoming magnetic storm. Please secure your mask, then attend to those who cannot secure their own masks. Clarisse was terrified. The plane started to rock back and forth. A huge "BOOM" happened and she could feel herself start to choke. The plane was rapidly losing pressure but the masks werent coming down.

The pilot gets back on the loudspeaker "Your attention please. The oxygen masks arent coming down. There is a secret way to get oxygen but you have to have an open mind. We are all in this together. I want everyone to get on all fours to form a line. Pull your pants down and put your face in the person in front of you's asshole. The total depressurization will push all your orifices inside out anyways". The plane was now totally depressurized and Clarisse could feel every hole in her body get pushed inside out. Both her pussy and asshole were turned inside out. She coud see the old man in front of her dying to breathe. He lunged at clarisse and buried his head up her pussy. He gasped for breath but was able to synthesize her O2 and breathe it in. Clarisse was almost dying of lack of Oxygen. There was a gigantic, fat man behind her who offered her his prolapsed asshole for sustenance. Carisse tried to bury her head inside his anus and suck some of that delicious farty O2. Her head was stuck and she couldnt get a tight fit. The pilot noticed this and quickly ran over to her. He proceeded to stand over Clarisse and masturbate and cum all over Clarisse's lips and the fat man's butthole. "Stick your face in there whore!!!" the pilot yelled at Clarisse. Otherwise youre gonna die! This enabled Clarisse to securely fasten her mouth into the fatso's shitter.

The whole plane looked like a gigantic human centipede. Everyone was breathing thru each other's assholes. The prolapses fastened to everyone's face like a mask. Some people were so turned on like this that they could be seen milking their penises or masturbating their vaginas getting off. The whole cabin of the plane stank like farts and was wet with cum.

The plane landed and Clarisse got off. She stank of fat man poop and stranger cum. She licked her lips and said "Ooooh MORE".

The END. Thoughts?
 
Hey, @TamarYaelBatYah good to see you back, I missed you!

Marshall likes my cooking.
How are the shackles? You were supposed to get rid of them some time this summer.

I guess that female judge is more empathetic than the narcissistic shit I've been dealing with on this side of the country.
Yet in the end Russell lost.
I'm surprised you speak in such a positive way about such misogynistic individual. Are you aware he believes women owe him sex because of his disability, treats them as objects and is a known stalker with restraining order?

Using scientific terminology to discuss women's sexuality is not "intimate details". "Intimate details" would be me describing just how exactly I performed a blow job on Marshall. You were not given information on that. So no, I did not cross any moral boundaries.
Agreed.
Then again you shared a story about some... shower quality time with Marshall - that's a bit too personal for my taste. Not that it shocks me or anything but it's not the kind of experience I would share in public.

Well, now, let's see, if I'm not mistaken - and I'm not - I'm pretty sure that Kiwi Farms entire platform against me was on the basis of attacking how I express my sexuality as a woman.
You are mistaken.
The conflict arouse from you blaming Null and the forum for actions of Andrew Carlson (actions that Null himself found rather alarming and planned to counter).

Agreed. That line was funny.
Still nowhere close to gems that can be found in Melinda's court documents.

To what end? Am I to become a character in a crappy vanity press romance novella?
I want to be a character too! I'd rather be a villain and not have my dong (as Melinda imagines it) described in detail but I'll happily take any role.

Also, @TamarYaelBatYah I'm surprised you enjoy Spinoza, a pantheist. Then again I'm an agnostic and I really enjoy writings of Nicolas Gomez Davila who was an ultra-conservative Catholic.

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This program is preventing me from attaching a screenshot, or I would.
Here, found it for you:
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Is she not reading the emotions on her husband's face? He's clearly not happy with this idea. I'm not taking his side because he's a man. I'm calling this a bad idea because of what it says about women's sexuality.

I think this is a bad idea if the punishment/reward concept for not equally being a "giver" to his wife in the relationship is based on sexual withholding/sexual rewards.

First issue with that, is it denies her the pleasure of sex (and sexual activity) as well. She seems to think sex (and sexual activity) is something you give a man rather than sex (and sexual activity) being something you mutually participate in as a woman, or even just take for yourself as a woman at times. Everyone deserves some days where they can be the "taker" in the sack. Nothing wrong with that, as long as it's not all the time.

I see that she's a product of internalized misogyny in that she sees sex and sexual activity as a chore and a thing you give away to a man. It's like when people say a woman has "lost her virginity". It's like, where was the woman during all that? Gaining the experience and pleasure of sex, you didn't lose anything. It's like, welcome to the better side!

She might also think sex is a chore or obligation because she's not in touch with her own sexuality and doesn't know how to manufacture her own fantasies and desires. The concept of female desire for a man is suppressed and under developed in her. Sex therapy could help her with that. Not listening to society helps too. This mentality she has could also possibly be because she has a low libido due to bad diet, lack of enorphins, some kind of birth control, or social conditioning. As long as a woman continues to believe sex is a man thing, he ability to desire sex, enjoy sex and control her sexuality will be thwarted.

Sex should be an almost daily thing between a couple in order to connect and it should not be used for reward/punishment. A BJ should definitely not be thought of as a reward. It's part of a mutual sexual experience that brings you closer to your husband. A desire to make his life better by sexual satisfaction, seeing that pleasure on his face. The woman should be into the BJ as much as he is into receiving the pleasure, it certainly shouldn't be a "chore". Who wants their spouse acting like it's a chore? It's normal for younger women under 25 not to initiate desire, they usually have to be seduced and coached during sex, but this woman looks over 30, so she's at the age where she should be initiating and pursuing sex with her man more aggressively. She's sexually repressed in her mind, for any of the reasons I said above.

Anyhow, I think the rewards should be other things like cooking his favorite meal. She has beer on there, that's cool. If Marshall acts up I withhold food. I don't withhold sex, I will communicate to him though when his behavior is becoming a sexual turnoff for me, and let him know that I'm not in the mood that day because he's getting on my nerves. Even still, I might still fuck him if I'm angry because I need the sex that particular day. If he's really acting up I make him scrape around and make his own dinner if he really makes me mad. If he's being loving and not neglecting me I'll make him 5 star meals. Marshall likes my cooking. He says I should open my own restaurant because my cooking is so good.

Now that you're back, I just gotta say this

YOU LOST MELINDA LEIGH SCOTT
YOU FAILED MELINDA LEIGH SCOTT
YOU'RE DUMB MELINDA LEIGH SCOTT
YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER MELINDA LEIGH SCOTT
YOU'RE A FAILURE MELINDA LEIGH SCOTT
 
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