Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

Guaranteed they planned to have it catered or something and Jack, like the special needs toddler he is, offered to make something. They humored him so he wouldn’t tard rage and shit on the floor. He took that to mean, make 6 slabs of meat. Because men love meat according to Jack’s stroke logic. People probably barely touched it or threw it away when he wasn’t looking. OOOPS I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR or some shit and then they ate the more edible food of the caterer or other pot luck participants.

It just occurred to me we might get another video of Jack throwing a tantrum like after the chili contest. Or maybe if no one eats his meat he will be excited to take it all home for himself. Likely both is my bet.

 

[stets]

He's definitely drinking a certain kind of energy drink.

I'm really not surprised that Jack drinks Bang energy drinks out of all the available options. It's clearly marketed primarily to teenage girls and effeminate, closeted gay men who like children's cartoons:

Also Jr. has serious deep-seated anger issues, to the point even he constantly looks angry/pent up. Guaranteed he'll pummel Tammy Jr in the near future. What a fun bunch of people.

Junior saying that he's going to kick someone's ass if the pizza is too hot and that he isn't joking really shows that he's a deeply disturbed, fucked-up person. Is he on roids or something? Is his view of masculinity so broken that he thinks that he needs to display completely unnecessary violence and aggression?

This kid is bad news. He's life will likely go nowhere, and it's just a matter of time until he does something really stupid.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Jesus, what the fuck is with Qali roid-raging over hot pizza. Who does that?

once again, there are so many great pizza places in vegas and they choose to eat at the one located on their fucking timeshare property

not only that, the pizza isn't "NY style" at all and looks like a typical pizza you would get at the corner mom and pop pizza joint anywhere in the country. jack, being the tasteless and uncultured faggot he is, claims it's one of the best pizzas he's ever had. and then to top it off, jack ends the video by forgetting the name of the place and then asking if they're on the strip. his mental decline in the last few months is really alarming

i just looked at the yelp page for arturo's and they have pretty bad reviews

Recommendations? I'll be going there in a few months and all I can think of right now is pizza.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Jesus, what the fuck is with Qali roid-raging over hot pizza. Who does that?

Some deeply insecure cocksucker with a raging inferiority complex lol!

I like how seeing pizza is like some sort of activation word for the fatman to blurt out "p-izzuh...PIZZUH!? PIZZUH WURS!!! PIZZAH WARS!!!!" God fucking damn it.

Also Jr. has serious deep-seated anger issues, to the point even he constantly looks angry/pent up. Guaranteed he'll pummel Tammy Jr in the near future. What a fun bunch of people.

Lol!
And yes, precisely this. Nigga looks like a complexed manbaby with anger issues, he probably likes to lash out at things to make himself look like a big, tough guy!

i just looked at the yelp page for arturo's and they have pretty bad reviews

In all fairness, most of those are from retards coming into the restaurant for a meal some minutes before closing time and complaining when they don't get served, as if the staff had to work extra just to serve them, the other reviews are about bad customer service and some hairs on the pizza, few about the food itself. It doesn't really look special but they have some retards eating there, maybe that's what drew Jack in lol!

 

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This video genuinely seems like nobody participant in it has ever heard of pizza before. "Oh, they use sauce, look at this!"

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Some deeply insecure cocksucker with a raging inferiority complex lol!


Lol!
And yes, precisely this. Nigga looks like a complexed manbaby with anger issues, he probably likes to lash out at things to make himself look like a big, tough guy!

I've heard people jokingly say shit like what Jr did but his voice really gave off the impression that he's seriously angry. In another family I'd write it off as social awkwardness but it's the Scalfani's so...

 

[stets]

And yes, precisely this. Nigga looks like a complexed manbaby with anger issues, he probably likes to lash out at things to make himself look like a big, tough guy!

Junior thinks he's acting tough. But that type of talk literally only impresses the 14 year old boys that he likes to hang out with. The other 99% of society sees a projecting thin-skinned little bitch with severe issues with both self-control and regulating emotions.

 

[V4L_Penis]

I've heard people jokingly say shit like what Jr did but his voice really gave off the impression that he's seriously angry. In another family I'd write it off as social awkwardness but it's the Scalfani's so...

To be fair, I'd be angry too if my retard dad kept shoving a camera in my face every time we go out to eat with the end goal of uploading that footage to yt, where a bunch of turbo autists from the farms will watch it and pick apart all my flaws and insecurities.

Then again, if I had a dad like Jack I would have moved to the other side of the country and gone no contact the moment I hit 18.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

"It's that good. An A plus. They were good and they were above good" - Jack Scalfani

Still surprises and shocks me how Jack never landed it on the Food Network.


EDIT: Poor Jack. He probably tries to jerk himself off at night with that quick moment with Guy Fieri. Unfortunately, his Jack off hand no longer works so he is stuck with Tammy giving him a quick one late at night. Poor Tammy.

 

[Fatty2988]

In all fairness, most of those are from retards coming into the restaurant for a meal some minutes before closing time and complaining when they don't get served, as if the staff had to work extra just to serve them, the other reviews are about bad customer service and some hairs on the pizza, few about the food itself. It doesn't really look special but they have some retards eating there, maybe that's what drew Jack in lol!

I'd imagine that's because most of their clientele are retard boomers like Jack who own timeshares.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Left arm/right arm from the Church Meat vid. The difference is stark. This guy needs to get to the ER right away before it just falls out of his shoulder

 

[desudesu]

Interesting, Dad Bod Qali made his insta private. We see you Qali!

 

[Chorton]

Did you guys see Jr.’s Biden mask?

"...as useless as Joe Biden." Funny, I was going to say that about your workout routine.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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"...as useless as Joe Biden." Funny, I was going to say that about your workout routine.

This is what happens when you listen to /fit/ memes.

 

[TeamTurd99]

Recommendations? I'll be going there in a few months and all I can think of right now is pizza.

Used to live in Vegas and my favorite place is Chicago Guys Pizza. It's nowhere near the strip though (in Summerlin) so that may not be of use to you.

 

[stets]

Interesting, Dad Bod Qali made his insta private. We see you Qali!

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Smart business move. No successful entertainers have public Instagrams. Or do I have that backwards?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Smart business move. No successful entertainers have public Instagrams. Or do I have that backwards?

With his Instagram private, how is the world going to know about Khristian Konservative Kali's next hits like:

"Obey the Police."

"Jesus is the Real OG."

"Black People Should Just Work at 7-11."

 

[Aaway]

Jesus, what the fuck is with Qali roid-raging over hot pizza. Who does that?


Recommendations? I'll be going there in a few months and all I can think of right now is pizza.

grimaldi's and secret pizza if you're on the strip. pizza rock if you're downtown

the only off strip place i've tried in the last couple years is old school pizzeria and it was damn good. 20 minute or so drive north of the strip

 

[introman]

Jr. has been through a lot and I won't diss Cali. It's hard to be normal when your parents are sexting in a family group chat. Yes, they use Bitmoji's.

Just envision this iconic scene from the Titanic but with Jack drawing his own self-portrait semi-nude Bitmoji in private SMS texts instead of the portrait.

 

[buttvomit]

grimaldi's and secret pizza if you're on the strip. pizza rock if you're downtown

the only off strip place i've tried in the last couple years is old school pizzeria and it was damn good. 20 minute or so drive north of the strip

I like how he said if youre staying on the strip you should drive down to the shitty time share to eat shitty pizza its totally worth it. Is he under the assumption most people rent cars or something when they are in vegas? Ive been multiple times staying on the strip and on freemont street @ the goldennugget (which is my favorite) and have never felt the need to have a vehicle available.

If i was to rent a car in vegas it would be that 100 dollar groupoun where you can drive a ferrari around for an hour.