US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gehenna]

Speaking of banks, Pelosi still has the $600 reporting mandate on the table.

Technically, everything is still on the table right now. She has proposed cutting the amount in the Infrastructure bill but not -what- to cut. The simple reason being the progs demanding everything stay in, and them trying to reach some sort of compromise. It's not going well.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I am fully aware of how bad reddit is but they keep managing to hit new lows daily. It's horrifying.

 

[mandatorylurk]

When you're so far insulated from the real world you think shipping and logistics companies are doing this on purpose.

 

[Meat Target]

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I am fully aware of how bad reddit is but they keep managing to hit new lows daily. It's horrifying.

I want them to suffer. Set fire to their funko pops, capeshit toys, masks, and electronics. Make their skinnyfat asses run and do push-ups till they puke and cry, then make them keep going. Verbally berate them for being sociopathic fascist faggots, and take a sledgehammer to their feewings.

It's high time we start treating pieces of shit like pieces of shit.

 

[Corpun]

*autistic canadian screeching*

Can you not paint me as a fucking antisemitie you filhty projecting kike. The only person that can protray me as an antisemite who thinks da jooz are behind everything from you stubbing youtr toe to murdering that bastard Kennedy is me and me only you Jew cocksucking mother fucker. Go die for Israel you good goy slanderer.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

New varraint guys

https://www.audacy.com/wwl/news/state/new-covid-variant-found-in-louisiana

Mississippi River Delta variant?

 

[Meat Target]

Mississippi River Delta variant?

SwampAss-21
Cajun CaCa

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Speaking of banks, Pelosi still has the $600 reporting mandate on the table, and Yellen is denying it will be another domestic spying program. Which means it will be precisely that.

Every day, my contempt and animosity towards these scumfucks grows.

Yeah, my mom who usually doesn't talk about politics or votes, immediately said it was communism.

 

[MG-34]

I want them to suffer. Set fire to their funko pops, capeshit toys, masks, and electronics. Make their skinnyfat asses run and do push-ups till they puke and cry, then make them keep going.

I'd prefer to see ledditors rounded up and forced to fight each other in gladiatorial combat. Seeing anemic skinny fats and obese landwhales fight each other to the death with melee weapons they can barely hold up with their noodle arms would be a hilarious spectacle.

 

[deeplyhigh]

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When you're so far insulated from the real world you think shipping and logistics companies are doing this on purpose.

Does he think those companies enjoy not selling as much to consoomers and also being hit with higher operating costs due to inflation?

It’s your policies, stupid. Let’s go Brandon!

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Does he think those companies enjoy not selling as much to consoomers and also being hit with higher operating costs due to inflation?

It’s your policies, stupid. Let’s go Brandon!

Apparently the idea of companies making profits and having a wide customer base wasn't insulting to the Dem's because of profit or exploitation of the worker.

It's because they didn't get their cut enough and weren't nationalized.

"It's not fair the American consumer has so much money to buy luxuries! We have to make everything more expensive so we can tax it higher!"
>Raises property taxes
>Raises sales tax
>Raises gas tax
>Raises income tax
>Raises FICA
>Raises commerce taxes

"It's the companies! Not us! They're greedy and don't want you to be rich! (Please ignore that we take 30-65% of your check in taxes)"

 

[There'll be another time]

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When you're so far insulated from the real world you think shipping and logistics companies are doing this on purpose.

This is actually a masterclass move from Joey, as he has discovered there is a conspiracy amongst the shipping companies.

Somewhere in a dark board room, business execs were talking.

"Gentlemen, our biggest expensive is moving the merchantise. So what if... We didn't. We would save a great deal of money gentlemen."

My source? An anonymous source told me, expect my fellow fact checkers to factify this very soon!

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Have you ever been to New Mexico, my neighbor state to the east? No? Let me splain...

Although beautiful, it's very fucked up blue and it's a whole lot of drunken Indians that live in pretty piss poor conditions on gibs. Albuquerque is meth central. Get off I-40 and pull in somewhere to get gas or eats and the crackheads are everywhere, needles laying about. It's not a stereotype that Breaking Bad was filmed there, it's reality.

Go on to Gallup and everytime I've been there, there's a flock of cop cars with lights on doing DUI checks on all the I-40 entrances. Yeah, it's that bad. They have signs all along I-40 with a special phone number to report DUIs.

I-10 across southern New Mexico is pretty similar. There's just really not much there in the way of business, headquarters, or major industry. Heavy reliance on tourism. Think Roswell and artsy Santa Fe. About the biggest thing that comes out of New Mexico is Hatch chili peppers 🌶 and those are delicious. But beyond that? Nada. No surprise unemployment is so high.

States with huge gibs are always blue, except when you see them depicted by other stats where red is the highest.

That and the entire oil and gas industry in the state was based on federal leases. Which are now verboten.

Thiel is fascinating because he isn't operating like most of the donor billionaire class who just kinda throw their money into a vague direction and keep a loose eye on the return. He's is making targetted, focused investments in areas.

The man knows how to hold a grudge.

I more than half suspect that his continued presence and specific focus is all about continuing revenge over Gawker.

That is my gut feeling as well.

Didn't Beto outspend the Zodiac like 6 to 1 and lose big time?

It was over 7 to 1 and that's just what he spent. This part is little fuzzy, but I think he raised almost 10-1 and literally ran out things to spend it on. And this was when no one liked Cruz.

 

[thismanlies]

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When you're so far insulated from the real world you think shipping and logistics companies are doing this on purpose.

Somewhere out there, some Taliban guys are huddled around a computer laughing as Biden tries to sound intimidating.

 

[verissimus]

Apparently the idea of companies making profits and having a wide customer base wasn't insulting to the Dem's because of profit or exploitation of the worker.

It's because they didn't get their cut enough and weren't nationalized.

"It's not fair the American consumer has so much money to buy luxuries! We have to make everything more expensive so we can tax it higher!"
>Raises property taxes
>Raises sales tax
>Raises gas tax
>Raises income tax
>Raises FICA
>Raises commerce taxes

"It's the companies! Not us! They're greedy and don't want you to be rich! (Please ignore that we take 30-65% of your check in taxes)"

Yeah meanwhile he's telling them to implement a vaccine mandate at their expense since he can't actually mandate it himself. Absolute pos. How the hell have people not told Biden in public to go straight to hell.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

How the hell have people not told Biden in public to go straight to hell.

How soon we forget.....

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'd prefer to see ledditors rounded up and forced to fight each other in gladiatorial combat. Seeing anemic skinny fats and obese landwhales fight each other to the death with melee weapons they can barely hold up with their noodle arms would be a hilarious spectacle.

You would end up with this, but far less entertaining in reality.

 

[lolwut]

If 2020 was the beginning,and 2021 the buildup,doesn't that mean 2022 gonna be the Big Happening(TM)?

As someone who will be out of a job long before then, I'm hoping it Happens well before 20-fucking-22.

This dog's been backed far enough into a corner as it is. If the dog catcher isn't going to back off til then, then I'mma have to bite, otherwise I'll be couchsurfing and flipping burgers well before any reprieve comes.

I've come too far and worked too hard to lose everything now, but I'll be damned if I let some faggot exec make me his bitch at the eleventh hour.

 

[Blackhole]

I let some faggot exec make me his bitch at the eleventh hour.

Bold of you to assume that said faggot execs won't be jumping from buildings to avoid the mob ripping them into fleshbits.

 

[lolwut]

Bold of you to assume that said faggot execs won't be jumping from buildings to avoid the mob ripping them into fleshbits.

All the more tenderized. We'll teach those Antifa pussies the true meaning of "eat the rich".