Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Swirling weeb]

Chris Chan is 3 scenes away from getting air holed by a Virginian Kareem Saïd and his crew

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Eh, close. Chris is pretending to have someone possessing his body again. Only this time instead of it being Sonichu or Roger Rabbit or whatever-the-fuck, he's pretending its the goddess version of himself, who also used to be Jesus. You can consider it as two Chrises: Chris the "body" and Chris the goddess who also used to be Jesus, etc. So Barb is the mother of Chris the body, while Emmanuel is the mother of Chris/Jesus. I hate that I've been following Chris for so long that I understand his blasphemy and sacrilege.

It's possible that he might be trying to distance himself from accountability for raping Barb by trying to convince himself that it was Chris the goddess who was responsible for trying to "heal" Barb by giving her regular crooked duckings, but that's giving the child-brained retard a LOT of credit. Much more than he deserves. And if that is the case, it's not going to work. The psych evals he is/will be undergoing will make it clear that he's just playing make-believe because he's an immature retard who is scared, bored, and doesn't want to face accountability for his actions. Chris isn't intelligent or cunning enough to fool professional mental health experts, especially ones who make a living sussing out if criminals are sane or crazy and aren't the kind of mental health workers who are going to go soft on Chris to spare his delicate feelings.

This actually makes the letters much easier to interpret, thank you. We might need a threat for CWCosmology just to keep track of Chris' delusions at this point.

Trust Chris to disown his mother when he was caught raping her.

 

[Hamspergler]

OH MY GOD IT IS. Chris' sign is Pisces, Barb's sign is Virgo. The one with long hair asking the other how she likes it has the Pisces symbol on it and the one with tits has the Virgo symbol.

Unless you're seeing an entirely different image from what I am, the symbols in question are a Gemini on the long haired figure, and a Libra on the fat figure. Godbearjesus wept. I can almost understand mistaking Gemini for Pisces, but Virgo looks nothing like Libra. You'd think among our autistic population there'd be at least one Homestuck fag to prevent mix ups like this.
Edit- I bothered to look up the actual dates. Barb is a Libra, and mistaking the Gemini symbol for the Pisces symbol is a mistake I could see Chris making. My autistic point still stands.

 

[Aeon Path]

Trolling means trying to hurt him.

While I'm willing to accept you have good intentions and truly believe you were doing good, It's still a textbook ween move.

From the GoFundMe page:

I don't know much about Islam and its tenets, but in the other Abrahamic religions I'm familiar with, doing good deeds for clout is usually frowned upon.

I'm genuinely glad you found meaning in a difficult point of your life tho.

 

[Ophelia]

Any positive influencer would have to induce him to work toward changing himself without a maladaptive compensation established. So you can't use sex, or coercion. And as soon as Chris hits some form of struggle he'll go right back into escapism if not outright stonewalling. I'm not sure how you do it without having power of attorney over him.

You just cant trick him into putting in hard work or being a not an asshole. Its one of those lolcow apotheosis things.

Right. Fake girlfriend trolls did try to motivate Chris to improve himself. Behold how well it worked. Someone would have to have an autistic fixation on getting Chris to knock it off and be useful to make the expenditure of energy even close to worth it.

 

[FruityVitamens546]

look closely at the "auras" drawing, you can see a couple engaged in what he calls a "soul bond."

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Note what seems to resemble long hair on the top figure and the visible breasts on the bottom one, self portrait of Chris fucking barb trying to be hidden by outline silhouette type drawings? Forget the letters THIS is the damning piece of evidence that'll convince them he's guilty as sin.

The signs on the silhouettes are the zodiac signs Gemini and Libra (left to right).
According to the older version of the zodiac chart, Barb’s birthday is on October 1st which falls under the sign of Libra.
However for the sign of Gemini, I think Chris is using this zodiac sign instead of his birth one (Pisces) because Gemini is around the time when he came out as Christine (May 2015).

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

He would so get murdered for this in any Islamic nation. Fatwa saga when?

I think it would be interesting if we could get Chris to talk about what he does in jail instead of this God ramblings.

He said he sits on a rug and plays solitaire to pass the time.

 

[Son of Liberty]

Anyone else notice that Chris only mentions Malachi in all of his letters? I feel like he flipped to a random book in the Bible and read the same few chapters over and over since hes been locked up.

 

[Tikbalang]

Right. Fake girlfriend trolls did try to motivate Chris to improve himself. Behold how well it worked. Someone would have to have an autistic fixation on getting Chris to knock it off and be useful to make the expenditure of energy even close to worth it.

It's easy to act like a jackass to impress a girl than making healthy choices and improve social skills.
At that time, I thought he's a high schooler in an adult comedy movie like American Pie

 

[The Dude]

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HAHA

FAGGOT

LOL, so is this the Kiwi Farms take on honor killings?

He would so get murdered for this in any Islamic nation. Fatwa saga when?

Who? Chris, or the convert goat/camel-fucker who wrote him the letter, then came here and to Retarddit looking for attention and ass-pats? Inshallah, both of them would get fatal stonings.

 

[Ophelia]

Anyone else notice that Chris only mentions Malachi in all of his letters? I feel like he flipped to a random book in the Bible and read the same few chapters over and over since hes been locked up.

It’s the last book in the old testament, so it’s possible he flipped to the NT and then flipped back a little. Or maybe he saw someone else quoting it online before the merge and remembered that it was good for stroking his ego.

 

[King Kiwi]

He is saying that Barb is not his real mother

So that's his defense.

WoW! How clever and ingenious our Allah Chan is!

HAHA

FAGGOT

Where'd you go buddy?

 

[R00T]

Somewhere a ween is putting all of these letters in a binder labeled “The Blueheart Bible”

I can only imagine that it gets tiring to keep rehashing the same insane nonsense in every single letter.

I wonder what the implications are though, since he left us a nugget of information, that Chris views BARB as the highest supreme deity of all. I am assuming that Chris has some sort of trinitarian views of Barb where she is made up of Barb, Barb's Body and Emanuelle sort of like how he is Chris, Chris' Body, and Jesus Sonichu Blueheart? So Barb could be vegitating on the couch and Chris thinks he is communing with her psychically and receiving divine lovemaking instructions from her?

This is so messed up.

Certainly not an expert in Christianity but I think he looks at Barb like the Virgin Mary (weird given the circumstances) and she was a vessel for the the lord to act through. Same deal with Bob. Him talking about trying g to purify Barb’s body and soul fits more with this. If Barb was Emanuel them he wouldn’t need to do that.

 

[Skeletor]

If you're going to ween, at least try to get some new art work or Sonichu content instead of this block of gibberish text no one is going to read.

 

[Rapechu]

Most Holy Jesus Christine Western Chandler:

The dimensional merge is complete, but in order to help Sonichu and the other CPU Goddesses make it into the combined Dimensinon 1C-211987 and bust you out of jail, I need the names and addresses of everyone else who has written to you in jail. As a sign of good will I have put $6.78 on your commissary tab; you'll know it's from me since it's such a unique number. Please send them to me as soon as you can. The fate of the world depends on you. I am sending many prayers your way.

With warmest regards, your supplicant

Least Concern

It should be fairly obvious to everyone here, but if you're going to write edgy weenish stuff to Chris like telling him to kill himself or that he's a unicorn, using your real name, then it is fairly certain you will inevitably be exposed and harassed.

For that matter, are there actually still people in this world who don't have completely sanitized and inoffensive social media accounts that act as a potemkin village for work contacts to look at? I am always shocked that people still post stupid shit that can be tied back to them.

 

[Male Idiot]

It should be fairly obvious to everyone here, but if you're going to write edgy weenish stuff to Chris like telling him to kill himself or that he's a unicorn, using your real name, then it is fairly certain you will inevitably be exposed and harassed.

For that matter, are there actually still people in this world who don't have completely sanitized and inoffensive social media accounts that act as a potemkin village for work contacts to look at? I am always shocked that people still post stupid shit that can be tied back to them.

I would but I am so lazy that this site is my only social media.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Somewhere a ween is putting all of these letters in a binder labeled “The Blueheart Bible”

Certainly not an expert in Christianity but I think he looks at Barb like the Virgin Mary (weird given the circumstances) and she was a vessel for the the lord to act through. Same deal with Bob. Him talking about trying g to purify Barb’s body and soul fits more with this. If Barb was Emanuel them he wouldn’t need to do that.

I want the Bluespike Bible. A spiritual journey where we discover the transcendent qualities of shoving Sonichu medals up our ass. It's certainly much less depressing than reading all this Merge shit from Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

So that's his defense.

WoW! How clever and ingenious our Allah Chan is!

If somehow discover that Chris was swapped in the hospital as a newborn infant. The rape charge is still there.

 

[D_Tractor]

In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating Moslems.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

There aren't "Prison Muslims" in Bumfuck Central Virginia Jail. While "What if Chris was in an episode of Oz" is a funny thought, it won't resemble reality in the slightest. There aren't very many Prison Muslims anywhere, anymore, and almost no new converts; the NOI is a shadow of what it once was and has no hold in the current generation.

Even if they’re Moslems or not, this is gonna get Chris fucked by other inmates.