Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Scarlett Johansson]

I can't understand any of his language in his letters tbh.

 

[Kirby]

I wonder what would happen if there were some sort of benevolent Idea Guy. Like what if there were someone who was intelligent enough to manipulate Chris' fantasies without just trying to humiliate him or extort him. What would happen if someone actually blew up CWCville with that moon laser?

"Oh damn, all your imaginary friends are dead and the dimensional merge is aborted. Guess you have to make some real friends and get a job now".

Not suggesting anyone to try it, just my hypothetical idea for how someone might help Chris if they wanted to waste a year of their life playing make-believe with him.

The Captain was roleplaying as a benevolent idea guy to stop the bad ones from exploiting Chris so that is the closest we will get

A benvelolent idea guy orbiting and telling Chris to get a job and to invest his money into ETFs would just be roleplaying as Chris's parents

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.

>feeding chris more idea-guy tier batshit insanity



this should be a bannable offense chris does not need more people stirring up his already fried brains you embarassing fucking faggot

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I wonder what would happen if there were some sort of benevolent Idea Guy. Like what if there were someone who was intelligent enough to manipulate Chris' fantasies without just trying to humiliate him or extort him. What would happen if someone actually blew up CWCville with that moon laser?

"Oh damn, all your imaginary friends are dead and the dimensional merge is aborted. Guess you have to make some real friends and get a job now".

Not suggesting anyone to try it, just my hypothetical idea for how someone might help Chris if they wanted to waste a year of their life playing make-believe with him.

Any positive influencer would have to induce him to work toward changing himself without a maladaptive compensation established. So you can't use sex, or coercion. And as soon as Chris hits some form of struggle he'll go right back into escapism if not outright stonewalling. I'm not sure how you do it without having power of attorney over him.

You just cant trick him into putting in hard work or being a not an asshole. Its one of those lolcow apotheosis things.

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

Someone needs to update the Chris and religion article on cwcki, now that he commented on islam

"someone please validate me and add my retardation to the cwcki"

neck yourself

 

[Rapechu]

A benvelolent idea guy orbiting and telling Chris to get a job and to invest his money into ETFs would just be roleplaying as Chris's parents

>"Chris! I just spoke to Robertchu. He says that before you can zap to the extreme you need to invest $2000 in Tesla so that C-191987's Elon Musk can invent a new electric autobot and defeat Count Graduon."

God he really is a child, but maybe that's where everyone has been failing. They've been trying to reason with him as an adult and talk about responsibilities instead of treating him like a child and dressing it all up as play-time.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

I think all the letters, gifts, and commissary money that will inevitably be sent to Chris will turn him from a nuisance in the eyes of fellow inmates into an easy mark. I expect us to find out that he was... making regular purchases for other inmates, shall we say, and for some reason he also kept deciding to pass on the gifts to other prisoners.

DON'T SEND CHRIS SHIT

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I posted this picture a while back, but yea... inshallah chris.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

is this a new saga? the pen pals saga lol

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

cringe.

Btw I am not against mailing Chris, it’s probably the only real entertainment he can get right now outside of solitaire, an hour of daytime tv and maybe the occasional cheeky after lockdown JO sesh.

I have so many more things I want to know about how he got to where he is, what is he thinking about the people around him, how is prison treating him etc…
trying to make him convert to Islam would be funny for like a day but then what? I think for your gonna be a ween at least do it right and see what he thinks barbs role in this is. Is she a victim? Co-conspirator? What does he think Belle is up to? Also trolling chris when he’s behind bars is like insanely autistic, he’s already in jail what else could you get him to do?

However this is going to be dangerous because Chris doesn’t have the internet “guardians “ to tell him that the letters he’s getting from surf shack Tito and hitler aren't real.

Chris having pen pals is totally fine but anyone that reminds him of his internet fame or tries to either inflate or interrogate his delusions is only going to make things worse.

If someone manages to convince Chris to drop this whole dimensional merge thing via jail-mail correspondence I will post my entire cock and balls and take the ban

 

[A Grey Cat]

someone send a letter to chris and tell him to draw himself "healing" barb

look closely at the "auras" drawing, you can see a couple engaged in what he calls a "soul bond."

Note what seems to resemble long hair on the top figure and the visible breasts on the bottom one, self portrait of Chris fucking barb trying to be hidden by outline silhouette type drawings? Forget the letters THIS is the damning piece of evidence that'll convince them he's guilty as sin.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

look closely at the "auras" drawing, you can see a couple engaged in what he calls a "soul bond."

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Note what seems to resemble long hair on the top figure and the visible breasts on the bottom one, self portrait of Chris fucking barb trying to be hidden by outline silhouette type drawings? Forget the letters THIS is the damning piece of evidence that'll convince them he's guilty as sin.

Actually we need some autism detective work here. Those look like astrology signs on the characters. Can someone verify if they match Chris and Barb's signs? I think this is literally Chris drawing lo-fi fanart of him raping his mom

Edit: OH MY GOD IT IS. Chris' sign is Pisces, Barb's sign is Virgo. The one with long hair asking the other how she likes it has the Pisces symbol on it and the one with tits has the Virgo symbol.

 

[Least Concern]

Its even easier than that. Just write him a letter and if he responds share it on 4chan or Reddit and claim you saw an anonymous letter written to a ween from jail who totally isn't you while blocking out any incriminating information, such as your address or name. You will gain internet infamy while hiding your identity and avoiding retaliation from the Internet.

Most Holy Jesus Christine Western Chandler:

The dimensional merge is complete, but in order to help Sonichu and the other CPU Goddesses make it into the combined Dimensinon 1C-211987 and bust you out of jail, I need the names and addresses of everyone else who has written to you in jail. As a sign of good will I have put $6.78 on your commissary tab; you'll know it's from me since it's such a unique number. Please send them to me as soon as you can. The fate of the world depends on you. I am sending many prayers your way.

With warmest regards, your supplicant

Least Concern

 

[Pappy Striderite]

You're going to be one of those people aren't you?

he's on reddit saying the farms removed his letter...? the fuck.
and he wrote a great new copypaste.

Spoiler: Converting to islam saved my life

Converting to islam saved my life
I grew up a very messed up kid. I relate to Chris Chan in a lot of ways. Looking at my pre-conversion life, you'd think I was 100% destined for prison or suicide. You'd think I was gonna become a serial killer or the next Elliot Rodger or something. Then on a day in 2021, just when I was about to lose all hope, God intervened and saved my life. I had always struggled with existential questions. Why does this reality exist? Why are we conscious and not just biological robots? Is love real, or just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels us to breed? Is this universe just a meaningless joke of needless suffering and unfairness? What's the point of accomplishing anything if it's all gonna be gone when I die, and when the universe dies? Well, everything you do has eternal value. If you do good deeds, you increase the odds of getting an eternity in heaven, where you can play with cute girls forever. If you learn science, it doesn't just go away when you die. You transcend to the afterlife and remember everything you did in this world. you might say, heaven and hell are just fairy tales because we're scared of death and we want to believe evil rich people don't just get away with exploiting us with with no hell to punish them. No, there's actually plenty of evidence that Islam is true. There's much evidence for it, and no proof against it. Some things might even be proof.
For example, the Quran has the speed of light in it. I don't feel like explaining it, just go to Dr. Google to find it. I know a lot about science and nothing in the Quran is in opposition to recent scientific discoveries. it all agrees with modern science.
tell me, why do humans think hamsters are cute? Why are we the only animal that regularly takes care of other species? You might say, "because animals look like babies so we're hardwired to think they're cute." then pray tell, why do many people think hamsters are hundreds of times cuter than ACTUAL human babies? If I think a hamster is unbearably cute because it looks LIKE a human baby, why don't ACTUAL human babies make me literally die from cuteness overload? Also, if you think a hamster looks like a human baby, i'd hate to see the babies you've been looking at. human babies don't even have fur, so why would we be hardwired to think fur is cute? hamsters aren't even the best comparison, because they are genetically close to humans. Why do people think CHICKENS are cute, of all things? A chicken looks like an alien from outer space compared to a human baby. The answer to why we think animals are so cute... Is because God made animals visually pleasing to us, and he made us perceive them as visually pleasing.
Your atheism will never be able to answer why we are conscious and experiencing, and not just biological robots. How can a collection of atoms become conscious on its own?

 

[Liber Pater]

I don't see why people are getting so MATI over people sending Chris letters like this to elicit a response.
If you haven't noticed, Chris is in jail. He can't tweet, email, LARP with Discord fags, make videos, or do anything else other than send and receive letters.
What would you rather people do? Smuggle him contraband? Trespass on Branchland Court and harass Barb? Send him money to buy useless shit at the commissary? Circlejerk endlessly with repetitive legal speculation, nostalgia-posting and "hahaha incest?"
This is at least slightly more interesting and less retarded than a lot of the other things that weens might attempt.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Imagine if Chris got shanked in prison by muslim inmates over this letter
and news broke of "Muslim Inmates stabbed A Transgender inmate"
which career victims in the LGBT community and/or twitter would not fact check and started spamming it all over social media
and thus trigger a culture war between LGBT and a Religion with a history and a track record of abyssmal treatment of LGBT.


And Chris-chan will be the next George Floyd. but a martyr for LGBT

 

[Liber Pater]

Chris seems like he might really connect with the works/ramblings of David Icke.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

look closely at the "auras" drawing

Can you link me to the source of the full drawing? I lost it.

 

[AGPinochet]

Inshallah?
No
InSonichu

David Icke.

For a moment there I thought that was one of the pseudonyms of David Myatt a British Satanist Neo-Nazi (who also larped as a Jihadist for a while) who is a prominent figure in the actual murderous cult known as the Order of 9 Angles (people presumably associated with it committed 4 murders in Russia a month or two ago) and who's writings inspired such FBI backed larp groups as the Atomwaffen Division and off shoots and similar groups such as Sonnenkrieg Division, Fuerekrieg Division, the Northern Leauge, White Star Ascension and more and I realized just how awful of an idea exposing chris to 09A publications would be.

 

[Liber Pater]

Inshallah?
No
InSonichu

For a moment there I thought that was one of the pseudonyms of David Myatt a British Satanist Neo-Nazi (who also larped as a Jihadist for a while) who s a prominent figure in the actual murderous cult known as the Order of 9 Angles (people presumably associated with it committed 4 murders in Russia a month or two ago) and who's writings inspired such FBI backed larp groups as the Atomwaffen Division and off shoots and similar groupssuch as Sonnenkrieg Division, Fuerekrieg Division, the Northern Leauge, White Star Ascension and more and I realized just how awful of an idea exposing chris to 09A publications would be.

I don't think Chris would be interested in, or even able to grasp, O9A doctrine. Also, sending O9A or ToB-related materials to someone whose mail is being monitored by prison officials is a colossally retarded idea.