Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Procrastinhater]

I just noticed Chris has started adding "Jesus" to his name.
(Mrs?) "Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu"
This fucking timeline lmfao

 

[RodgerDodger]

I’m rather impressed. This mother fucking retarded mongoloid has figured out how to continue making fresh insane internet content from jail, using just pen, paper and snail mail. Which is remarkable considering the average Millennial could never do that.

So the “Chris Chan Sues Null pro se from prison” Saga starts when?

 

[Elbe]

 

[Yizu]

It wasn't just a "funny idea". I really thought it could be the thing that changes his life. I was severely messed up growing up but converting to Islam helped me a lot. Also it stopped the entire Arabian Peninsula from torturing animals...
He's not open to Islam anyway, so it's useless to keep trying.

Admitting that this isn't even weening, just white knighting, isn't helping your case. No one cares about you trying to convert Chris for cosmic brownie points. Others have tried, they all fail.

 

[Eyesclosed equals lies]

somebody should sent him a book on scientology.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

How long before some ween reads this thread, calls up his zoomer buddies, and tries to get Chris into LaVeyan Satanism?
...who am I kidding, that's probably happened in the time it took to write this.

 

[Yizu]

I’m rather impressed. This mother fucking retarded mongoloid has figured out how to continue making fresh insane internet content from jail, using just pen, paper and snail mail. Which is remarkable considering the average Millennial could never do that.

So the “Chris Chan Sues Null pro se from prison” Saga starts when?

Chris explaining to the court that Null is a JERK for not allowing him to continue repeatedly "comforting" Barb.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

somebody should sent him a book on scientology.

But he's poor so he's beneath their notice.
Just send Hubbard's fiction instead (if Chris doesn't use crayon on the pages)

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Like holy shit Chris, you talk big for someone who craps their pants

He doesn't crap his pants!

Sometimes it just slips out...

 

[Danny.exe]

While I am aware that nobody will agree with me and my post will be spammed with "dumb" and "islamic content" because it goes against the "Sophisticated gentlemen trolls who only observe and laugh from a distance" culture of this board, I think that reaching out to Chris in earnest to give him some spiritual guidance is admirable even if most people would consider him a lost cause. Some people believe in the power of faith to change a person and I find it refreshing that there's at least one person out there willing to have sympathy on this lunatic or think that he might have some good in him.

If this "spiritual guidance" was all he needed, it would've happened long ago. Anyone who thinks they can come in and help now is nearly as delusional as Chris is.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I saw that we gave up on the Is Chris Getting Better? Thread almost half a decade ago.

Literally watching insanity. Not the legal kind. The meme kind. If Chris's life depended on shutting the fuck up, he would be dead.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If Chris's life depended on shutting the fuck up, he would be dead.

He ends up in big boy prison where The Muslim brotherhood or the black Muslim unity won't tolerate him saying Allah is a woman and his life WILL depend on him shutting the hell up and not speaking to anyone.

 

[Thomas Highway]

The cat is out of the bag. There is absolutely no reason to get upset about it.

So people are getting attention off of a manbaby who fucked his mom. Is this the moral hill to die on?

 

[A Grey Cat]

If this "spiritual guidance" was all he needed, it would've happened long ago. Anyone who thinks they can come in and help now is nearly as delusional as Chris is.

Whatever awaits Chris on the other side someday, we can only hope it'll be a god that'll take pity on him for being a retard who ran around claiming to be Jesus reborn in later life.

 

[weedcum]

at least we know he doesn't deserve anything better than this

 

[Strange Wilderness]

This. He's in a place where receiving mail may be the highlight of his day, and he's got nothing better to do than write back. Also, the odds of being publicly doxxed by Chris are practically nil given how limited contact he's allowed with the outside world. Now, if you want correspondence with him without using a PO box your address is relatively safe. Unless you're stupidly writing him about committing actual crimes and such, no correctional officers in bumfuck Virginia would care about the internet famous motherfucker in their custody getting "fan mail" from weirdos.

Its even easier than that. Just write him a letter and if he responds share it on 4chan or Reddit and claim you saw an anonymous letter written to a ween from jail who totally isn't you while blocking out any incriminating information, such as your address or name. You will gain internet infamy while hiding your identity and avoiding retaliation from the Internet.

Note that while I don't condone such behavior, I know something like this is going to happen.

 

[Ophelia]

I haven't read the Qur'an but I don't think it says anything about depicting him as an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon tho.

Allahchu snackbar.

 

[Donna Klein]

hey coupon, don't you mean ComputerFixer926 on reddit? how's UTDallas treating you?

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.
View attachment 2622774

 

[Rapechu]

I wonder what would happen if there were some sort of benevolent Idea Guy. Like what if there were someone who was intelligent enough to manipulate Chris' fantasies without just trying to humiliate him or extort him. What would happen if someone actually blew up CWCville with that moon laser?

"Oh damn, all your imaginary friends are dead and the dimensional merge is aborted. Guess you have to make some real friends and get a job now".

Not suggesting anyone to try it, just my hypothetical idea for how someone might help Chris if they wanted to waste a year of their life playing make-believe with him.

 

[Kirby]

someone send a letter to chris and tell him to draw himself "healing" barb