Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Vito getting into slap fights on twitter this morning in the replies of a quoted Nick Rakieta tweet. Too many to post.
Here's the original qt https://mobile.twitter.com/RekietaMedia/status/1448234966056321024
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Marie is lucky Dax hasn’t dumped her (yet) for this Mother of the Year who hosted sex parties for her teenage son and his friends, supplying them with alcohol until they passed out and barfed. People don’t want to believe that such fucked up humans walk among us, but they do and all evidence points to Dax being one of them.
 
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Sped Xing said:
I think Rekeita is teetering on cowdom, but I still like him.

The bad news is that's how I felt about Dax in 2019.
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Rekeita has no real skeletons in his closet that could humiliate him like Dax. beyond that Nick has been called a jew enough for it to roll off his back, one thing i realized during the PPPvDick episode is that Surfer saying he's a mexican jew really made it go from him playing around to full sperg. before that he had enough composure to laugh off a lot of stuff. after that comment he started the prom king bullshit.

look how he dealt with accusations too. hell even when he's caught with his pants down he still lawyers his way out of it or just lies completely. Nick understands 100% its not a court room and he can lie his ass off if he wanted, and that PPP interview proves he sometimes does.
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For some reason I can't reply to the long post you made. I completely agree with you about everything except two things. Your thinking about dicks perception from a normal adult and not a little narcissistic kid. A kid that thinks he's the shit for growing up where the movie stars live and Disneyland. You know how people from California are. They all think they are special just for living there like how Texans are about Texas. Now as adult like you said he can lure in trailer trash to worship him as thier pedo king. The second thinh you are wrong about is his jaw surgery. I knew a girl in high-school who had the same surgery. Her dad was a legit multi millionaire like 10's of millions maybe even in the 100's, and all she ever wanted was attention from the popular kids who were just attractive. My point is though that surgery they have to detach your jaw from your skull and reset it. It's a major major surgery where a lot can go wrong, and it's an expensive ass surgery. So dicks grill was fucked up, trust me.

The first 20 episodes with Larry, allegro, etc were all nobody's that got Emmys from shows they were very very very tiny parts of which is why they all gobbled on Maddoxs nuts for maybe just maybe they would get that taste of fame again or whatever retarded mental loops they jumped through to tell thier fake friends they are still relevant.
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i don't think a single comment i've made has gotten the ok to be edited either. between that and not being able to reply null's doing almost as shit of a job maintaining this site as ethan ralph does killstream.tv
 
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Sped Xing said:
The reason behind the phrase "skeletons in the closet" is the skeletons are *hidden.*
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ok? Nick has pissed off so many people the past couple years from homeless schizos to actual high ranking judges and lawyers that if he had anything that could pierce his persona and make him sperg. someone would have found it. look at the blackface, look at how easily he was doxxed, the accusations of him being a cuck, his own kids photos being mocked, etc.

With Dax it was a pretty easy thing that made him go apeshit, and he brought it on himself with the coverup and his arrogance getting the better of him. Nick's lawyer skills has given him a much thicker skin than most, he feel into the e-celeb world. he's going to be a lot tougher nut to crack than the usual lazy fuckers that get threads here. even before the blow-up Dax went full spoony on critics, and openly lashed out at anyone that dared go aganist him. i know i was on the receiving end of a "go fuck yourself" by him multiple times during his golden years.

Its just that we all believed it was a character. basicly most of this part of the internet was like Michael Bluth in AD, and Dax was Rita. what seemed like funny, leaning on 4th wall observations or satirical points were just a degenerate lolcow being a fucking loser. Just like Rita his birthplace and lies obscured how stupid he genuinely was. i know if Dick was known for being a college drop out, trust fund boy who pretends to be a girl and only takes maddox's sloppy seconds back when the killstream was on high, Ethan wouldn't have let him host, he would have treated him like bronxblogger.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
look at how easily he was doxxed,
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Dude, he said "My name is Nick Rekeita, and I'm a lawyer in a small town in Minnesota" in his first video. Doxxxxx level: kindergarten.

I'm really baffled that you think it's impossible for people to have secrets that get out later, in the Dick Masterson fan thread of all places.
 
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Dude, he said "My name is Nick Rekeita, and I'm a lawyer in a small town in Minnesota" in his first video. Doxxxxx level: kindergarten.

I'm really baffled that you think it's impossible for people to have secrets that get out later, in the Dick Masterson fan thread of all places.
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When this thread first started we had footage of Daxter dressed in women's clothing and dressed as a brony and all sorts of lolcow stuff. the moo moo cow stuff was taken as a joke because he really tripled down on the "i fucking love improv" bullshit. very little of Dick's secrets weren't already there, even the cuties nonsense or defending psychopaths. its just that we held it in a different light.

As for Dox i meant his literal street address and where his bedroom and recording studio was. which was only posted in his thread in 2019.
 
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Just because somebody's in the phone book doesn't mean they haven't done anything bad or embarassing, holy shit, child.

Your logic chip seems to be faulty, so let's be clear. I'm not accusing Nick of anything at all. I'm just saying you don't know he has no skeletons in his closet. If you know about them, they're not in the closet.

People knew where John Wayne Gacy lived.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
look how he dealt with accusations too. hell even when he's caught with his pants down he still lawyers his way out of it or just lies completely. Nick understands 100% its not a court room and he can lie his ass off if he wanted, and that PPP interview proves he sometimes does.
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My least favorite thing about Dick, and this extends to Dickheads is that when some bit of reality upsets their worldview they won't often deny it outright which can be entertaining, but instead feign ignorance like they were not aware of it at all. For a near-300 episode podcast almost entirely based around internet happenings and drama fans will feign ignorance or apathy at the inner workings of the show, acting like major defining traits of people involved who ask for money in one way or another is digging too deep but a good arc in the show was airing the entire personal life of a George from Utah. But joke about the mental image of either his mansion or hot wife and the conversation goes down hill, even with people who have seen both, the fans clearly look up to the personalities on the show enough to copy just about any forced phrase they use, so why not care a little about the kitchen that's making the pedojokes.
 
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malapropism said:
My least favorite thing about Dick, and this extends to Dickheads is that when some bit of reality upsets their worldview they won't often deny it outright which can be entertaining, but instead feign ignorance like they were not aware of it at all. For a near-300 episode podcast almost entirely based around internet happenings and drama fans will feign ignorance or apathy at the inner workings of the show, acting like major defining traits of people involved who ask for money in one way or another is digging too deep but a good arc in the show was airing the entire personal life of a George from Utah. But joke about the mental image of either his mansion or hot wife and the conversation goes down hill, even with people who have seen both, the fans clearly look up to the personalities on the show enough to copy just about any forced phrase they use, so why not care a little about the kitchen that's making the pedojokes.
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The Dicklet is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Pedo and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
 
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