Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Internet Bamboon Research]

There should corporal punishment at all restaurants for wasting food.

Or better: have some system where they can give the food away to the less fortunate while avoiding liability.

I could be remembering wrong, of course. That info was pretty early in the thread.

This thread is fucking nuts. You couldn't make a movie based on the events in this thread. Real life is so much stranger than fiction.

Aside from the chad actually named Chad, has Russ ever been confronted by a boyfriend that we know of?

Having read the entire thread like a bamboon I think that's the only one.

There were some Instagram and FB comments where the Instathots boyfriend/partner chimed in after one of Russ's creepy comments but they were pretty nice.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Or better: have some system where they can give the food away to the less fortunate while avoiding liability.

Yeah well that idea's dead on arrival: you specifically mentioned liability. Besides that, any place that does this becomes the hobo hangout, and nobody wants to eat somewhere where there's a bunch of hobos loitering. Don't pretend you would. Plus the logistics and added labor costs of... well. We could go on.

Damnit Russell, do something!

 

[Internet Bamboon Research]

Yeah well that idea's dead on arrival: you specifically mentioned liability. Besides that, any place that does this becomes the hobo hangout, and nobody wants to eat somewhere where there's a bunch of hobos loitering. Don't pretend you would. Plus the logistics and added labor costs of... well. We could go on.

Yeah I'm not disagreeing. But presumably you'd have a collection service to take it somewhere else and so on.

With regard to Russ' fax use I think faxes are still in pretty widespread use for legal matters so it makes sense.

 

[lemongrab]

Joe's Pizza. Two locations. One near the Hard Rock. One on the south Strip. Real New York pizza. To die for. Get the meat pizza. Nom nom

The Hard Rock is now Virgin, but seconding Joe's - it was a taste of home when I was in Vegas.

I wonder if Russell has ever been able to eat pizza. Could be why he's so mad.

 

[AnOminous]

Used to get the Porterhouse for Two fairly regularly. Around 2015 I started noticing that the quality of the meat changed drastically, with the strip portion being near inedible due to insane amounts of gristle. That happened twice in a row. Then last time we went we thought we'd give it one more shot. Ordered it med-rare and it was sent out blue-rare and full of gristle. Not going back any time soon.

At some point most restaurants trade in their reputation and start selling absolute garbage.

 

[kcbbq]

At some point most restaurants trade in their reputation and start selling absolute garbage.

That's why you find an Italian steak house that hasn't changed in 70 years, except maybe to update the decor from black lacquer and red velvet to black lacquer and red vinyl in the dining rooms when you want a steak.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

That's why you find an Italian steak house that hasn't changed in 70 years, except maybe to update the decor from black lacquer and red velvet to black lacquer and red vinyl in the dining rooms when you want a steak.

And they stare daggers at you when you request your steak well done and/or ask for steak sauce.

 

[Pee Cola]

That's why you find an Italian steak house that hasn't changed in 70 years, except maybe to update the decor from black lacquer and red velvet to black lacquer and red vinyl in the dining rooms when you want a steak.

My rule of thumb for restaurants is that the quality of the decor is inversely proportional to the quality of the food served.

 

[kcbbq]

My rule of thumb for restaurants is that the quality of the decor is inversely proportional to the quality of the food served.

One place I like announced a while back plans to modernize the decor of the dining area. The backlash made what's going on with the Louden school board seem minor. It didn't happen. The owner's used the money to update the bar and lounge instead and everyone was happy.

Spumoni/spumone would taste terrible if you weren't eating it in a place that looks like a 1980s funeral parlor.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

And they stare daggers at you when you request your steak well done and/or ask for steak sauce.

I saw a waiter bringing A1 steak sauce to someone wearing ripped jeans at Ruths Chris. I wanted to cry.

I wonder if Russell has ever eaten a steak. If he has I don't think he would like it, all the enjoyment comes when you chew it. I had to swallow very tiny pieces of steak once after oral surgery and it was completely unenjoyable.

I'm convinced his shitty taste in food is just because he can't enjoy it properly, since swallowing food without chewing removes like 70% of the food experience. He can't even suck on it to get the flavors.

 

[DespotCTM]

I saw a waiter bringing A1 steak sauce to someone wearing ripped jeans at Ruths Chris. I wanted to cry.

I wonder if Russell has ever eaten a steak. If he has I don't think he would like it, all the enjoyment comes when you chew it. I had to swallow very tiny pieces of steak once after oral surgery and it was completely unenjoyable.

I'm convinced his shitty taste in food is just because he can't enjoy it properly, since swallowing food without chewing removes like 70% of the food experience. He can't even suck on it to get the flavors.

He can move his jaw just fine so I wonder of he has to cover his mouth with his hand when he chews stuff so that it doesn't fall out

I know about the way of eating a la babybird but I do wonder..

Spoiler

I feel for you, oral surgeries are never fun. When I had to have the upper halves of my wisdom teeth cut out (the roots were too close to a nerve to safely remove it in one go) a family member made some bean puree soup so that I at least could get some food inside. I couldn't open my mouth because it was really sore.

 

[StinkySnack]

He can move his jaw just fine so I wonder of he has to cover his mouth with his hand when he chews stuff so that it doesn't fall out

Yeah, he can still chew. He just has to lean his head back as he does it.

 

[TractorGirl]

Yeah, he can still chew. He just has to lean his head back as he does it.

With the size of that lopsided gourd he’s lucky he doesn’t tumble backwards.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Yeah, he can still chew. He just has to lean his head back as he does it.

So Russell eats like a duck. He's the gift that just keeps on giving.

And they stare daggers at you when you request your steak well done and/or ask for steak sauce.

They'll usually just give you a more nervy/tendony cut, basically the lesser cut, if you ask for a perfectly good slab of meat charred into a hockey puck. Most people can't tell the difference.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So Russell eats like a duck. He's the gift that just keeps on giving.

Such a process is inherently more messy than regular eating, but he can't avoid that. However, according to someone who worked with him, he'd trash any place he ate and not clean it up. He can control that, he's just inconsiderate.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

My rule of thumb for restaurants is that the quality of the decor is inversely proportional to the quality of the food served.

My rule of thumb is to avoid chains and franchises.

 

[Constellationzero]

How to Feed a Greasy Gourd: A Handy Guide

* Toss food a safe distance in the gourd's general direction
* (Optional) whistle or clicking sound to alert the gourd there is food available
* Watch the gourd consume
* (Optional) Snap photos for submission to Audibon, National Geographic, Smithsonian, or your friends to laugh at

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Yeah, he can still chew. He just has to lean his head back as he does it.

Ah I see. I stand corrected. But still pretty horrible sounding, and still probably not making for an enjoyable eating experience.

 

[Drowningman]

Well Russ thinks Olive Garden is fine dining so I expect he doesnt eat in public very often.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well Russ thinks Olive Garden is fine dining so I expect he doesnt eat in public very often.

He thinks Cheesecake Factory is the height of fine dining, but yeah, he has no fucking clue how the actual upper class lives. Which is why he thinks he can compete with rich guys who look like Chris Hemsworth and have their own fucking private plane to whisk away instagram models for a spur-of-the-moment weekend getaway.