Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[RazorBackBacon]

I always have to laugh when I realize he's already 32. My brain just can't comprehend it. It does not fit him at all.

32 years old and a failed speedrunner, only real job was as part-time iphone hawker, and you're a laughing stock to anyone who googles your name.

At least Chibi can make the rest of us feel better about our lives.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

What happened to hack gamedev college?

 

[Rootbeer]

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Here, I'll fix it to be more truthful:

"Hello,

I never left.

I've likely done nothing to improve my life in the past 3 months, but I've been indulging in my vices,
only eating out 5 days a week instead of 7, and listened to videos telling me I'm not a complete failure at life.
I honestly have deluded myself into thinking this is an okay way to live."

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Like he did anything for someone else.
@FanaticDreamer hey if you are going to the convention too can you get some chibi tekken footage

 

[Sweetheart]

Two days ago on Discord he said he has a midlife crisis and now he suddenly feels better than ever before? Why can't he just be honest with himself? Always with those empty words that won't last for long when he starts to write pity tweets again soon enough.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

He's gonna cosplay too.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

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Like he did anything for someone else.
@FanaticDreamer hey if you are going to the convention too can you get some chibi tekken footage

I bet that sperg plays Noctis and Lars.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

He's gonna cosplay too.
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He should cosplay a normal, functioning human being.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

>"transition"
Please get the chop! Please get the chop! Please get the chop!

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

He should cosplay a normal, functioning human being.

He wouldnt even know where to start

 

[Large Rodent]

How soon after arriving at the convention will Chibi embarrass himself then break down like a 13 year old? I give it 3 hours. Place your bets!

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

How soon after arriving at the convention will Chibi embarrass himself then break down like a 13 year old? I give it 3 hours. Place your bets!

10 min
Edit. forgot to add min.
Here is why he will walk in, someone will be nice and say nice costume and then he will start sperging about Vaporeon and how there isn't enough porn about him online or how trolls send him pizza million years ago and pretty soon people will start ignoring him which will bring him anxiety and he will start breaking down.

 

[marisa #]

10

seconds? minutes? hours?

inb4 yes

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

10 min
Edit. forgot to add min.
Here is why he will walk in, someone will be nice and say nice costume and then he will start sperging about Vaporeon and how there isn't enough porn about him online or how trolls send him pizza million years ago and pretty soon people will start ignoring him which will bring him anxiety and he will start breaking down.

Yep, because common courtesy=BFF. After that, he'll probably follow around friend groups who look like they're having a good time, or people cosplaying from the same series/game and try to ooze in, failing horribly.

For anyone interested, based on location and time, I'm going to say the con in question is most definitely Youmacon: (https://www.youmacon.com/). The biggest convention in Michigan/surrounding Canadian area. Also one of the few that's in autumn rather than summer. As it generally occurs during Halloween, people also tend to bring candy and cosplay trick or treat. Nothing very "formal", just here, have some candy, oooh trick or treat can I have some too? Lol sure. Kind of stuff. If you've gone, you know. That being said, there is potential for some serious milk footage of Adam doing this. If you're going, be on the lookout!

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

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"I've never felt better" sounds like the up end of his manic mood cycle imo.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

Yep, because common courtesy=BFF. After that, he'll probably follow around friend groups who look like they're having a good time, or people cosplaying from the same series/game and try to ooze in, failing horribly.

For anyone interested, based on location and time, I'm going to say the con in question is most definitely Youmacon: (https://www.youmacon.com/). The biggest convention in Michigan/surrounding Canadian area. Also one of the few that's in autumn rather than summer. As it generally occurs during Halloween, people also tend to bring candy and cosplay trick or treat. Nothing very "formal", just here, have some candy, oooh trick or treat can I have some too? Lol sure. Kind of stuff. If you've gone, you know. That being said, there is potential for some serious milk footage of Adam doing this. If you're going, be on the lookout!

You are now our official undercover agent. Bring a dragon ball z shirt, a camera, and don't wear deodorant.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

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Like he did anything for someone else.
@FanaticDreamer hey if you are going to the convention too can you get some chibi tekken footage

If he was a real man he'd play Evil Zone

 

[Expressive Waffle Iron]

What would you do if Chibi has a completely normal convention experience with nothing of note happening outside of the usual things someone who went to a convention would talk about?
Doubtful because of how chuunibyou he was when saying "I'm doing this for me" when saying he's going, but... what if?

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

You are now our official undercover agent. Bring a dragon ball z shirt, a camera, and don't wear deodorant.

Button up silk printed or t-shirt?