US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Chihiro said:
Imagine what would happen to the Dems if Bill bellies up and then at some point in his term, Biden bellies up. How much seethe would there be that not only is Orange Man still kicking, but he's looking great and as energetic as some people in their 20's

Sidenote so I don't feel like a COMPLETE monster, but despite my hatred for these people, I understand that they still have families that love them, and that fact alone would make me a little sad if they died.
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All jokes aside, Chelsea would be most affected. Losing a parent cannot be easy.
 
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Oxous said:
Search feature is broken again so I can't find the posts of the economics professor saying that actually, inflation is good and then it being pointed out that the new strategy is to just lie to people's faces about inflation.
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What sort of buffoon is the author of this flat-out lie, you might ask?

Another economics professor, demonstrating that he either knows nothing about economics or is willing to lie about it because defending the regime comes first and foremost.
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These people do realize that there are people in this country that grew up with high inflation for years during the 70s and hated the period for that? This would be like saying having race riots again would be a good thing....
 
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Ruin said:
The reason maternity leave is a thing is because giving birth is incredibly stressful both physically and emotionally and the mother needs rime to recover from that stress.

The idea that two gay men deserve extended maternity leave after paying money to adopt a child is comically absurd.
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There's plenty of evidence that fathers being present more during the first few months of infancy has a lot of positive impact on the child's development as well, which is why paternity leave (though usually not as long as maternity leave) is growing more popular as an offered benefit for employees.

Paternity leave isn't the problem, taking it when you're the Transport Secretary during a supply chain crisis is the problem.
 
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Absolutego said:
There's plenty of evidence that fathers being present more during the first few months of infancy has a lot of positive impact on the child's development as well, which is why paternity leave (though usually not as long as maternity leave) is growing more popular as an offered benefit for employees.

Paternity leave isn't the problem, taking it when you're the Transport Secretary during a supply chain crisis is the problem.
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This is true, but neither of them are the children's father, they're just a couple of homos who are probably molesting their mail-order wards as we speak.
 
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Absolutego said:
Paternity leave isn't the problem, taking it when you're the Transport Secretary during a supply chain crisis is the problem.
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Taking a leave isn't that big a problem if you put someone competent in place. So, this raises the question: who is the acting Transport Secretary?
 
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Corn Flakes said:
Taking a leave isn't that big a problem if you put someone competent in place. So, this raises the question: who is the acting Transport Secretary?
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That would be Polly Trottenberg, someone I've never heard of but whose previous job was as... the head of NYC's Department of Transportation.
Which explains an awful lot, really.
 
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The desperation... it's real. Simultaneously cucking to get Manchin to approve anything in the bill while blaming him.
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Absolutego said:
That would be Polly Trottenberg, someone I've never heard of but whose previous job was as... the head of NYC's Department of Transportation.
Which explains an awful lot, really.
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Jesus. It looks like Psaki is the only person in the entire Administration willing and capable of doing her job. We are well and truly fucked.
 
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Corette said:
Sorry to interrupt your abortion pudding discussion.

TikTok rapper says his account was frozen for 'bullying' after 'Let's go Brandon' video went viral


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It's not bullying when Biden is a bigger Bully.
Ruin said:
The reason maternity leave is a thing is because giving birth is incredibly stressful both physically and emotionally and the mother needs rime to recover from that stress.

The idea that two gay men deserve extended maternity leave after paying money to adopt a child is comically absurd.
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I agree. We really live in a retarded world
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Was going to agree until you said Joe. They'll make him run even if he's a corpse just for the incumbent advantage.
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How coherent do you think Joe will be by that point? Incumbent advantage will be more than offset by the fact that he can barely talk now, let alone how bad he's likely to be by that point, and by the disasters that keep happening under him. He'd have to pull some miraculous turnaround, in terms of his health as well as the condition of the country.
 
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Vaclav said:
How coherent do you think Joe will be by that point? Incumbent advantage will be more than offset by the fact that he can barely talk now, let alone how bad he's likely to be by that point, and by the disasters that keep happening under him. He'd have to pull some miraculous turnaround, in terms of his health as well as the condition of the country.
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They literally will have to greenscreen his entire existence; they do not have anyone else to use.
 
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General Disarray said:
I sure do know how you feel.

Used to be I always thought there was something I was missing out on and just had to be "out there" and be a part of it all. Because things were happening! Fun was had! You could smoke in bars and do coke off the backs of the toilets! Get free drinks for a titty flash! So. Much. FUN. (sometimes a little too much lol)

I was talking to my mom recently, and after she said she wasn't sure how I'd handle working from home I just told her, "Mom, this world is completely different. There is absolutely nothing out there that I want: the music sucks, the people suck, there's no more fun, so fuck it! I had far more than my fair share of partying and having a blast back in the day, so now Imma stay home and chill and be happy."

She agreed, even she has sensed how things have shifted.
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it sucks so hard to be raising teenagers in this no-fun world

I wish I had to worry about them getting into trouble

but I never do
 
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I wonder if they're trying to find any possible dirt on Manchin in order to force his hand on this. The other democrat that's being a pain in the ass was cornered in a bathroom of all places and it was handwaved away (but AOC has PTSD from Jan. 6th and she wasn't even in the same fucking building).
 
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