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I love this clip where he gives away that not only does he know who Phil Smokes Crack is, but he knows as well that they're a Twitch viewer and what their Twitch account name is. Capped off with a villainous moustache twirl. Mind you, he does have the ability to ban tippers from tipping. That was the case on both StreamLabs and StreamElements. The fact he interpreted this as meaning Phil Smokes Crack's Twitch account says it all.
 
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Is he drunk, THIS stupid that it takes over a year for news to sink in or is it 2020 again and ATT jumped on the "we care about black people" virtue signal train by saying it won't show Gone With The Wind until they did a month later?

where did this rant about gone with the wind come from, you know that movie where that person won all the awards.

EDIT - also 40 year old machur adult learns for the first time the tub spout is louder than the shower in a house he's lived in for years...
 
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One of my favorite hobbies is btfo Phil on his "youre not an Adult". Probably because I deal with teenagers all day saying the same shit, and pretending like they are all mature. Its uncanny really.

So, this time I had to ask my mom what it cost for her to get her whole bathroom redone. Not a large bathroom. But it was like the whole thing. New tiles. New sink. New fan. New toilet. New tub and shower. Even took out a window. Or filled one in. Clearly this was millions and millions of dollars right? If a valve costs 4 digits. Oh a couple thousand? And Im talking pretty big deal construction. Like her new medicine cabinet was set in the wall. As opposed to the wall mounted it was. It also has interior lighting. And because my family is mad extra, the sink is nice with a fancy ass spigot. It looks really nice. And we got a really nice shower head with a million settings. And once again. Couple thousand. Only twice what Philliam is quoting.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
One of my favorite hobbies is btfo Phil on his "youre not an Adult". Probably because I deal with teenagers all day saying the same shit, and pretending like they are all mature. Its uncanny really.

So, this time I had to ask my mom what it cost for her to get her whole bathroom redone. Not a large bathroom. But it was like the whole thing. New tiles. New sink. New fan. New toilet. New tub and shower. Even took out a window. Or filled one in. Clearly this was millions and millions of dollars right? If a valve costs 4 digits. Oh a couple thousand? And Im talking pretty big deal construction. Like her new medicine cabinet was set in the wall. As opposed to the wall mounted it was. It also has interior lighting. And because my family is mad extra, the sink is nice with a fancy ass spigot. It looks really nice. And we got a really nice shower head with a million settings. And once again. Couple thousand. Only twice what Philliam is quoting.
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DSP can't even LARP as an adult properly. Uses fucking paper plates and plastic cutlery.

Also I love when he goes on his rants about how racist jokes and the like used to be widely accepted and thought of as funny and no one ever got offended. He seriously can't grasp that people were offended but they were just ignored because who gives a fuck what black/asians/gays think.

Mind you, he still thinks he's Italian because his grandparents were. I remember someone asked him what food from other cultures does he like and he said his own culture was Italian. The guy knows fuck all about Italian culture and life lol.
 
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iNEEDthatMoney said:
Has Phil played ANY Metroidvania games? Seems like he is ducking them on purpose.
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He always says his audience doesn't like them, but he loves them. In his defense, he does tend to do alright at 2D stuff. Ghosts N' Goblins nonwithstanding.

EDIT: Oh by the way I accidentally stumbled upon where Phil got GHALF from today. Enjoy. And if he ever says 90% of his personality and poser Italian bullshit isn't based on this, you know he's lying. Makes sense he'd try to imitate characters who were very obviously sociopathic pieces of shit without ever getting that they weren't meant to be admired.

 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
Phil can't cope with the idea of losing in a game. The mindset goes:
If I lost, its because of lag
If there's no lag, the other player is exploiting something that doesn't exist in the "true" version
If there's no lag or exploitation, it's the developers fault
If none of the above, Phil isn't playing it.
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"game is cheating" and "reading my inputs" are big ones when he gets anal raped by Coms, one of my favorite moments is when he got his ass tossed by Pikachu or some shit during his Pokken gameplay way back in 2016 and screamed out: "HE THREW ME THROUGH A MOVE YOU CAN NOT DO THAT" as if the game doesn't know it's own rules.
 
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Now that he's been tipped $1000 this week, we can get a picture of how many detractors were watching his channel directly vs. actual wheelchairs.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Unfortunately Horizon has so many assists a child could beat it, and he won't play multiplayer so there will be no chance for griefing.
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Yea I thought of that too. But the thing is with Phil, he'll still find numerous ways to fuck up even when the game does its best to aid him.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Yea I thought of that too. But the thing is with Phil, he'll still find numerous ways to fuck up even when the game does its best to aid him.
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Dave is such a monumentally shit driver that even on full tard mode he will turn Forza into a car crash sim.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
I wonder why he ducked Wreckfest.
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Dunno. It's a fun game.

Maybe it because he doesn't understand the physics and mechanics behind driving. He either has full throttle or full brake nothing in between and that's simply not how you make cars do much besides crash.

He really should have played more Gran Turismo the older games have very good tutorials that can teach all the fundamentals behind racing...who am I kidding Dave isn't interested in learning anything new.
 
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went on some 30 min rant about the Nintendo online DLC, kept complaining about it that same stream not wonders why everyone is making a big deal about it. Being rather bitchy about it too, daaaaw, s'matta pp? went for the Nintendo hate twitter clout and no one cared so now it's not a big deal who cares?
 
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