Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

Used to get the Porterhouse for Two fairly regularly. Around 2015 I started noticing that the quality of the meat changed drastically, with the strip portion being near inedible due to insane amounts of gristle. That happened twice in a row. Then last time we went we thought we'd give it one more shot. Ordered it med-rare and it was sent out blue-rare and full of gristle. Not going back any time soon.

Hope to fuck you sent it back. When for her 11th birthday I took my youngest daughter to her favourite place, Montana's for ribs and they sent her these chunks of blackened glazed bullshit, we both raised hell enough to bring the restaurant manager over who was aghast at what we were served, and I was informed by my waiter she outright fired the grill cook that night. Daughter got a delicious portion of proper ribs to take home with (her appetite that night was obviously shot) and her dinner comped and special dessert added.

I am normally the last person who is a Karen-like 'can I speak to the manager' type of person, but this fucked up my girl's 'dad and kid birthday dinner' night and no one should have to take shit-tier food and pay for it in a restaurant that prides itself on said food. If a restaurant that prides itself on porterhouse steak failed to live up to standards, and I mean FAILED huge from the sound of it, you have every right to make noise and get what you ordered if you are expected to pay for it.

P.S.

Pelican Eating Fish

youtu.be

That's nothing. HERE'S Dinnertime for the pelicans.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That's why you find an Italian steak house that hasn't changed in 70 years, except maybe to update the decor from black lacquer and red velvet to black lacquer and red vinyl in the dining rooms when you want a steak.

Agree 100%. There's a great steakhouse downtown that's been there forever. It's got those red and white vinyl tablecloths, old school mahogany and pictures of celebrities on the wall.

Sure you pay for your steak but it's a damn good steak.

I wonder if Russell has ever eaten a steak. If he has I don't think he would like it, all the enjoyment comes when you chew it. I had to swallow very tiny pieces of steak once after oral surgery and it was completely unenjoyable.

Anything that requires too much work to chew is difficult for him from what I understand. But then this is also the guy that feels Olive Garden is high class. So it's not like he's going to be going out and dropping $50 on a steak. He's going to get the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks for $3.99 or whatever the price is because he's a cheap bastard as well.

That money spent on a steak could go towards his yearly hooker fund. Some people save up for large purchases. Some save up for vacations. Russtard saves up for hookers.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Some save up for vacations. Russtard saves up for hookers.

It somehow seems like a less wasteful and predatory option than a Disney Vacation. I mean he’s gonna get fucked and his money taken either way.

 

[Blasterisk]

It somehow seems like a less wasteful and predatory option than a Disney Vacation. I mean he’s gonna get fucked and his money taken either way.

Next: Russ sues hapless Minnie mascot actress, claims "complimenting bow" good enough reason to "head to Coldstone later"

 

[TractorGirl]

Catching TractorHusband up on the latest in the thread, instead of constantly having to explain “you remember that podcast of that weirdo that Sue’s famous people” every time, now he just asks “do you mean that frozen faced fuck?”
Can TractorHusband be an honorary kiwi by proxy?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Catching TractorHusband up on the latest in the thread, instead of constantly having to explain “you remember that podcast of that weirdo that Sue’s famous people” every time, now he just asks “do you mean that frozen faced fuck?”
Can TractorHusband be an honorary kiwi by proxy?

Tell him we need his nudes first.

 

[TractorGirl]

Tell him we need his nudes first.

Post in the thread or send to Null?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Post in the thread or send to Null?

send to russ

actually, nevermind, I almost forgot that he likes the fellas as well

 

[AnOminous]

That's why you find an Italian steak house that hasn't changed in 70 years, except maybe to update the decor from black lacquer and red velvet to black lacquer and red vinyl in the dining rooms when you want a steak.

You're describing Delmonico's right there.

There should corporal punishment at all restaurants for wasting food.

In Soviet Heart Attack Grill, the food wastes you.

Probably the most obscene thing there is the milkshake with heavy cream and something like a whole stick of butter and butter on top, where they had to invent a special method just to get all that fat in there.

 

[Drowningman]

With Russ unable to close his mouth,if he fell into water and couldn't swim,he would drown.
Why can I see him trying to drown in a pool in Vegas if a hot lifeguard (a 10 naturally) so he can get mouth to mouth.
The Horror.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Probably the most obscene thing there is the milkshake with heavy cream and something like a whole stick of butter and butter on top, where they had to invent a special method just to get all that fat in there.

That sounds revolting.

Look I'm all for excess and going to the Grill would be something to do just to say I went but I could never in 100 years handle a milkshake like that. Just thinking about the fat in there is giving me chest pains.

You're describing Delmonico's right there.

When you, in essence, get a steak named after your restaurant you know you're doing something right.

 

[Damien Thorne]

You're describing Delmonico's right there.

In Soviet Heart Attack Grill, the food wastes you.

Probably the most obscene thing there is the milkshake with heavy cream and something like a whole stick of butter and butter on top, where they had to invent a special method just to get all that fat in there.

Ok, reading this was the first time I read anything in this thread that made me feel physically ill and close to vomiting.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Probably the most obscene thing there is the milkshake with heavy cream and something like a whole stick of butter and butter on top, where they had to invent a special method just to get all that fat in there.

Excuse me, I'm just going to dip out of the thread and go get an angioplasty then I'll be back.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

With Russ unable to close his mouth,if he fell into water and couldn't swim,he would drown.
Why can I see him trying to drown in a pool in Vegas if a hot lifeguard (a 10 naturally) so he can get mouth to mouth.
The Horror.

Could explain why he never showers

 

[StinkySnack]

Ok, reading this was the first time I read anything in this thread that made me feel physically ill and close to vomiting.

You find a butterfat milkshake more revolting than Russ?

 

[Poop Shoot]

You find a butterfat milkshake more revolting than Russ?

The milkshake would actually be inside them, unlike Russ.

 

[Constellationzero]

You can imagine Russ is like a turkey Tom in a rainstorm...

 

[StinkySnack]

The milkshake would actually be inside them, unlike Russ.

You're making a really big assumption there.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ok, reading this was the first time I read anything in this thread that made me feel physically ill and close to vomiting.

If food can be an insult to the Almighty, that milkshake is it. Bet eating one is a mortal sin in the Catholic Church.

 

[StinkySnack]

Bet eating one is a mortal sin in the Catholic Church.

It's only mortal sin in the Catholic Church if you don't eat it out of the mouth of a young boy.