James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
I’m honestly surprised Pat doesn’t have an active thread. He’s far more of a cow than James (at least James has fans who are more disappointed with him than thinking he’s a piece of shit) I liked Pat’s Flea Market Madness videos well enough, but god he’s insufferable outside of that. Has all the hallmarks of a cow: shady charity streams, a grossly inflated ego, spergs out at anyone who dares question or disagree with his shitty takes, attaches himself to others like a parasite, lives like a slob, spending ludicrous amounts of money on consoomer shit
 
I dont know....i think podcasts suit him better than that exceptional show he did. Pat got some interesting knowledge about the retro collecting world and he works best when he is himself (allthough he is faaaar from perfect). His scripts with that Pat the nes punk show were absolute shit and was often as cringe and shit as channel awesomes worst spergs. He has a shit sense of humour.

I think podcasts was the right move for him.

That annual charity 24hour stream is fucking awful though. I usually enjoy marathon streams like that. But he got NO fucking energy. NONE and it NEVER works with those damn 24 hour streams. Fucker sleeps (cheats) yet STILL he is so dead tired when he returns its just dead air after the first few hours and all his guests and Ian is just the same.
Why the fuck do you do a 24 hour marathon when you obviously cant make it through haha? its so fucking stupid, they barely talk and are so sleepy it just seems pointless. FFS invite some guests with energy you idiots!
If he has guests, then he has to pay them.

That’s not gonna happen.

His marathon streams should be looked into. I question anybody who openly brags about giving huge amounts of money away allegedly as a clout move.

When he has one of these streams, he’s all over social media huffing his own farts.

If he realistically made say, 10k for a children’s hospital;

A. How much of that goes directly to Contri and his little creepy child molester looking cohort? Half?

I do not believe Contri is giving every dime to any hospital. If he actually did care about helping those less fortunate, why doesn’t he sell his game collection?

What am I missing here?
 
James can't just take a break or admit he's burned out, since by his own admission he's contractually obligated to churn out 2 thinly-veiled NordVPN ads per month and if he tells openly he's only doing it for money then no business will want to hire him for sponsorship again.
DOXED for fuck's sake. Also this disgustingly oily Italian motherfu... err, bastard went so low as to show his mom dressed up in clickbait dominatrix costumes in his videos.
 
James can't just take a break or admit he's burned out, since by his own admission he's contractually obligated to churn out 2 thinly-veiled NordVPN ads per month and if he tells openly he's only doing it for money then no business will want to hire him for sponsorship again.

DOXED for fuck's sake. Also this disgustingly oily Italian motherfu... err, bastard went so low as to show his mom dressed up in clickbait dominatrix costumes in his videos.
Wait, that was his mother in the Alisia Dragoon review? Please tell me you're being facetious saying that.
 
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being shit towards everyone he thinks below him.
That’s what made me stop watching his videos. Anytime people would disagree (politely disagree I might add) and offer a counter argument, he’d start name calling and freaking out at them in the comments before removing their post. Guy’s in his 30s or 40s and still acts like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum if someone challenges him. It’s funny to me how so many cows have this mask of civility but it completely shatters at the slightest provocation
 
I’m honestly surprised Pat doesn’t have an active thread. He’s far more of a cow than James (at least James has fans who are more disappointed with him than thinking he’s a piece of shit)
No one likes pat at all. Dude is a total piece of shit. I would go so far as to say that Doug Walker is slightly better then him.
 
Are you ready for a Cinemassacre video without James Rolfe?
This is better then most weeks since Scott actually can bring things to the table and keep up with any conversation that isn't the NES, Genesis, or SNES. But it makes me feel a little uneasy that they are making videos without James. I know it's been done before in the past with the AVGN movie, but it just hits differently with the slobs.
 
Pat is such a scumbag, even little things he does is scummy. When he was on James & Mike Mondays, they were playing a game James hadn't played before, and Pat lied to James and told him to do the complete opposite of what he was supposed to do in the game to give Pat a better chance of winning. James and Mike even brought it up some time later.

I'm really not at all surprised he pockets all the money he raises for charity.
 
Speaking of Pat, there are several videos who call him out. Someone named AfroGamerDude had videos of him just shitting on Pat's "house tour" where it looked like a hoarder's room as well as giving reasons why he's fraud. I was hoping to link it here but unfortunately, because he did this with the other retro collecting youtubers, a group of autists decided to dox him a few weeks ago live on one of his streams causing this massive shit-talker to private all of his videos and go into hiding.
 
Pat is such a scumbag, even little things he does is scummy. When he was on James & Mike Mondays, they were playing a game James hadn't played before, and Pat lied to James and told him to do the complete opposite of what he was supposed to do in the game to give Pat a better chance of winning. James and Mike even brought it up some time later.

I'm really not at all surprised he pockets all the money he raises for charity.
I really think it needs to be investigated.

He surely has proof that these amounts he’s raising for charity are being given to these children’s hospitals, not just some blurb on social media patting himself on the back.

The Ian Ulcer GFM monies should be released also. It really cost 21k to have a doctor tell you that you have an ulcer?

If you are scamming others out of this amount of money, you should be transparent with it. Anybody who is that determined to scam money as Contri is suspect.

He has two patreons and a join group button on his YouTube channel. For five bucks, you can ask him a question that he just might answer on his podcast.

He was also quick to point fingers during the WataGate graded video game scam, yet, nobody is looking at Youtubers who are pretty much scamming their viewers.

Actually the whole retro gaming community on YouTube is filled with scammers and exploitation of little kids parents credit cards, not suprised

Speaking of Pat, there are several videos who call him out. Someone named AfroGamerDude had videos of him just shitting on Pat's "house tour" where it looked like a hoarder's room as well as giving reasons why he's fraud. I was hoping to link it here but unfortunately, because he did this with the other retro collecting youtubers, a group of autists decided to dox him a few weeks ago live on one of his streams causing this massive shit-talker to private all of his videos and go into hiding.

Afro is still on Twitter.

When he posted that video of metal Jesus rocks laughing about ripping off a little girl over some ridiculously priced limited game boy, the writing was on the wall.
 
I really think it needs to be investigated.

He surely has proof that these amounts he’s raising for charity are being given to these children’s hospitals, not just some blurb on social media patting himself on the back.

The Ian Ulcer GFM monies should be released also. It really cost 21k to have a doctor tell you that you have an ulcer?

If you are scamming others out of this amount of money, you should be transparent with it. Anybody who is that determined to scam money as Contri is suspect.

He has two patreons and a join group button on his YouTube channel. For five bucks, you can ask him a question that he just might answer on his podcast.

He was also quick to point fingers during the WataGate graded video game scam, yet, nobody is looking at Youtubers who are pretty much scamming their viewers.

Actually the whole retro gaming community on YouTube is filled with scammers and exploitation of little kids parents credit cards, not suprised
The "solution" to Ian's problem was for him to just do a few stretches. I agree with you on the gaming community as they are full of scammers and of that sort. The fact that people religiously follow these people is hilarious and to dox Afro because his videos are exposing these people for what they are is autism at it's finest. It's not slander if it's true and anyone who believes these people, much like with DarkSydePhil's paypigs, shouldn't get sympathy points.

To stay on topic, at this point, I don't view James as being a lolcow and that he'll have to lash out at people frequently as right now, he's just a boomer with no passion for it. However, as others have said, the company he keeps around him, the slobs, are lolcows and are incompetent as fuck.
 
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