The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[ColtWalker1847]

Yep, the phrase "Back 40" exists for a reason, they don't even have that in the front, and the front is all they have.

You need at least 80 or 90 acres to run a dairy farm around here, and that's in an area that isn't desert by default. And those are just the small ones.

And those dairy operations rely heavily on bringing in feed. The product there is worth taking on the extra expense. This alpaca wool dealie ain't it.

What they need for that amount of grazing livestock in the climate they are in is in the thousands of acres. A huge summer grazing area. A big divided BLM lease or something. Then some bottomland down by a river or some water source where it is warmer in winter and they can pump and irrigate the shitload of hay they need to cut, bale, and store for when they bring them down from the prairie for winter.

This dry and cold 36 acres on the slopes of some minor range in the high desert could maybe take care of a pony or two. If you did it right.

Words cannot express what an overgrazed clusterfuck this is. The Alpacawitz monikers are correct. Don't get attached to the animals because they are all dead as troon dicks.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What are the odds they're going to shore the walls properly?

 

[AprilRains]

What are the odds they're going to shore the walls properly?

If they even build walls... How's "zero" sound?

 

[Ghostse]

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Edit: took me a minute to stop laughing and think of words... Still got nothing, but I do hope to see Brad on this season of the Tranch, it just keeps getting better.

How that faggot was not hung for treason I will never know or forgive.

 

[stupid frog]

I feel like the last thing I saw them make as an animal shelter was... the chicken... box...
And that turned out well... for the wolves, anyway...

 

[Oxyjen]

Monocultures have their downsides, but that is why you have fertilisers, pesticides, GMO crops, satellite imagery, and various other instruments to sustain this industrial production so those fatassess can buy their cheap junk foods, enlargening their corpulent lard deposits which their degenerated bodies have the misfortune to carry.

The part about monocultures and industrial farming being generally bad for the soil / wider environment is true. But it’s the audacity of trying to blame this on “animal free agriculture” and vegans!

Like a) where do you think all the cheap Costco beef you live on comes from? That’s right, the vast majority of grain and soy crops go to feed livestock. That’s why they’re grown at such scale, that’s why it’s a monoculture.

And b) look how well your attempts to do animal based agriculture on high desert is doing. Totally fucked it. Can’t even eat these bastards.

Yes, grazing is a good way of getting a high value, high protein food out of bad land that can only grow grass. But you need huge a area of land per animal, not maybe an acre of hammered shit each like here.

 

[AnOminous]

Since we have so many experts in this thread, can someone please explain to me what this “dug in” barn is? It looks like they just dug a small hole and covered it with a tarp. Is this a real thing or are these guys just that exceptional?

It's literally just a hole with a tarp over it. This is just pure retardation and troon insanity.

 

[Adolphin]

The part about monocultures and industrial farming being generally bad for the soil / wider environment is true. But it’s the audacity of trying to blame this on “animal free agriculture” and vegans!

Like a) where do you think all the cheap Costco beef you live on comes from? That’s right, the vast majority of grain and soy crops go to feed livestock. That’s why they’re grown at such scale, that’s why it’s a monoculture.

And b) look how well your attempts to do animal based agriculture on high desert is doing. Totally fucked it. Can’t even eat these bastards.

Yes, grazing is a good way of getting a high value, high protein food out of bad land that can only grow grass. But you need huge a area of land per animal, not maybe an acre of hammered shit each like here.

Except if you want to recreate a lunar landscape.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

AmCellar

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I've been watching that Amazon show Jeremy Clarkson's Farm and it just makes the Tranch situation seem even more disturbing.
Clarkson buys a herd of sheep and because he is not a bloody psychopath he actually takes care of them and tries to keep them alive and well, tracks their breeding, builds a proper shelter, etc. He has no clue what he is doing and messes up a lot, but he also asks for advice from experts and then tries to fix what he broke. The Tranchers could have paid for expert help and advice with that cool 100k they had, but nah.

Jeremy Clarkson, the car guy who only started out farming for a tv show and a laugh, puts more effort and care into his farm and his animals than Penny and his slaves who claim it was their 'dream' to run a ranch.

 

[Trig.Point]

I've been watching that Amazon show Jeremy Clarkson's Farm and it just makes the Tranch situation seem even more disturbing.
Clarkson buys a herd of sheep and because he is not a bloody psychopath he actually takes care of them and tries to keep them alive and well, tracks their breeding, builds a proper shelter, etc. He has no clue what he is doing and messes up a lot, but he also asks for advice from experts and then tries to fix what he broke. The Tranchers could have paid for expert help and advice with that cool 100k they had, but nah.

Jeremy Clarkson, the car guy who only started out farming for a tv show and a laugh, puts more effort and care into his farm and his animals than Penny and his slaves who claim it was their 'dream' to run a ranch.

There's a scene where he's told that 3 sterile sheep can't stay on the farm and need to go to the slaughterhouse.

For whatever reason he brings them himself, drops them off... then turns around and tells the camera crew he wants to have one last look at them. When he heads back to the pen and is told they've already been slaughtered, he genuinely looks like he's going to have a breakdown. There's no way its put on for the camera.

Meanwhile a bunch of troons are shearing their alpacas just before winter, and then leaving them exposed to the elements, and don't give one soltary fuck.

 

[Adolphin]

I've been watching that Amazon show Jeremy Clarkson's Farm and it just makes the Tranch situation seem even more disturbing.
Clarkson buys a herd of sheep and because he is not a bloody psychopath he actually takes care of them and tries to keep them alive and well, tracks their breeding, builds a proper shelter, etc. He has no clue what he is doing and messes up a lot, but he also asks for advice from experts and then tries to fix what he broke. The Tranchers could have paid for expert help and advice with that cool 100k they had, but nah.

Jeremy Clarkson, the car guy who only started out farming for a tv show and a laugh, puts more effort and care into his farm and his animals than Penny and his slaves who claim it was their 'dream' to run a ranch.

Best, he is actually conscious of his shortcomings, humble, and we are talking about Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[Miss Misery]

They could have had a nice double sided barn/shelter built by the local Anabaptists or gotten a shelter kit or two and had $80-90k leftover.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

They could have had a nice double sided barn/shelter built by the local Anabaptists or gotten a shelter kit or two and had $80-90k leftover.

A pit and tarps cost much less than $80-90k, bordering on $100 and the diesel fuel for the tractor.

Besides, when the alpacas start dieing from malnourishment, disease, cold weather, or proximity to the amhole, they can just fill in the pit and use it as a mass grave. They already have step 1 of that project completed anyway

 

[Aunt Carol]

Besides, when the alpacas start dieing from malnourishment, disease, cold weather, or proximity to the amhole, they can just fill in the pit and use it as a mass grave. They already have step 1 of that project completed anyway

Seems like "buried in a mass grave, under a pile of alpaca corpses" would be a decent place for someone to "go missing." If someone turned the body up later, it might have been a tragic accident (like Head-Smashed-In in Alberta). Of course nobody ever reported the missing troon to the police, who are axiomatically bastards; the Tranchers assumed they just picked another name and moved elsewhere to live their truth.

I wonder whether a little would give his "mommy" the login for his bank account, where the inheritance checks magically appear.

 

[AssignedEva]

I wonder if they'll claim Earl killed all the female alpacas by overinflating the bootleg zemlyanka, causing it to collapse and crush everything inside.

 

[AGPinochet]

How that faggot was not hung for treason I will never know or forgive.

Listen even though he's a tranny he hurt the American Empire and that is based.

 

[Sneed Weed]

Not my photo but for those asking about that before and after pic of the tranch property, here ya go.

It's getting cold out there, soon those $50 metal stairs they bought will become a slip n slide, bets on who will be the first to bust their shit open on them? Inb4 emergency GoGriftMe for hospital bills because KevKev maimed his amhole on a rare out of room appearance

 

[Surfin Terf]

The part about monocultures and industrial farming being generally bad for the soil / wider environment is true. But it’s the audacity of trying to blame this on “animal free agriculture” and vegans!

Like a) where do you think all the cheap Costco beef you live on comes from? That’s right, the vast majority of grain and soy crops go to feed livestock. That’s why they’re grown at such scale, that’s why it’s a monoculture.

And b) look how well your attempts to do animal based agriculture on high desert is doing. Totally fucked it. Can’t even eat these bastards.

Yes, grazing is a good way of getting a high value, high protein food out of bad land that can only grow grass. But you need huge a area of land per animal, not maybe an acre of hammered shit each like here.

Obviously this doesn't apply to all SJWs and there are even some vegan SJWs, but for some reason there's a type of SJW who hates vegans more than anything. I understand (even if I disagree with) the rednecks who hate vegans. But the anti-vegan SJWs are so weird.

 

[AprilRains]

Obviously this doesn't apply to all SJWs and there are even some vegan SJWs, but for some reason there's a type of SJW who hates vegans more than anything. I understand (even if I disagree with) the rednecks who hate vegans. But the anti-vegan SJWs are so weird.

Any idea what their reasoning is?