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late to the party but...


agreed, he'll go out with a whimper, he'll just fade away into the void. His ego is too fragile to admit he failed at this "legacy" so he'll just disappear. Before we get a report about his death we'll get some random pic out of no where when the detractor community has forgotten about piggy of some fat balding miserable looking old man working at walmart as a greeter in connecticut.

He'll then appear in one of those promoted tweets "you'll never guess what happened to these youtube stars".

At best we'll get the demonetized saga which the way he acts will probably come sooner rather than later and in my head tism cannon the Kat snaps and or leaves arc.

anywho...

when asked about Pattenson's take on batman, he didn't see the trailer but liked The Lighthouse which he claims to have watched.. Now ignoring that he never has time to watch a movie, he doesn't own any steaming service, as he put it he doesn't have "TV" and he just doesn't watch movies anymore.

This little consumer piggy, mr "in the modern era" who can't stay awake during yakuza games, who can't follow plots like Doom, DBZ and Mortal Kombat sat down and watched a black and white slow burn movie shot in an unusual aspect ratio about 2 men's decent into madness, paid attention, understood it and enjoyed it...

right I'm sure Twitter said He thought it was really good and the acting was was great.
im 50/50 on phil showing up to stream.
him having a stroke or heart attack. then one of the people watching his stream call the ambulance for him.
 
aside from sluring his words already, does he not know what he's saying when he talks? he's legit retar....stupid.

Complains that the "hardcore gaming season" doesn't feel like it cause too many remasters, releases and sequels goes on a rant cause febuary has too many games coming out as he reads a tweet either ACG retweeted or Shinobi602 actually tweets which is 3 sequels, one reboot, an indie game, expansion for a game he hates and Elden Ring, which he shit on cause it's just another souls game.

It's like he tries to be so contrarian but at the same time clout chasing twitter that he doesn't care how much or a rambling mad man who doesn't know what he's even saying he sounds like.

Oh and I don't think he understands, STILL, that game publishers are in competition with each other and the games he listed there's not a lot of cross over..preeeetty sure People aren't like "shit do I play destiny or KoF?!?!?!"

EDIT - I put his stream back on to see what he's being stupid about now...and he's still on this February game releases, bonus is this flaming fuctard even said "you could argue but they're different genres, and you're ring but still who has time to play 8 new game releases"

motherfucker said it out loud, agreed with it and still misses the point that if they're different genres then people aren't going to normally be trying to play them all.

wat?
 
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About Kevin Burnstein.
I was watching this video and came across one of Phil cult tactics.

During the Super Monkey Ball stream:
"You are the only person on the stream talking about this. You're literally the ONLY person who's bringing it up. I don't understand why it's such a big deal to you."

So, Phil singles out Kevin for being the only one caring about Phil taking off the vest and hat.

The following pre-stream:
"The other funny part was: Of course, the people complaining didn't contribute. The people that contributed -actually one of them outright said: I don't even care if you wear the vest and hat, I'm a major contributor tonight. I'm just here to support ya, do your thing, Phil. You didn't even contribute and you're gonna sit here and bitch."

Firstly, one person complaining became people complaining. Secondly and more importantly, Kevin Burnstein, who had donated $150, became completely unpersoned. Phil didn't even mention his name. In the span of 24 hours, Phil went from calling out Kevin specifically to pretending he doesn't even exist. Also pretending Kevin's donations and sperg-out didn't even happen.

:story:

That's a new level of toxicity. If you were to describe what happened to a normie, they wouldn't fucking believe you. This is just insane.
 
Phil once again proving that he is uncomfortable adding any new moderators without severe mental and intellectual disabilities.

And who the fuck is Shewy701 anyway?

Phil is really scraping the barrel now.

His name starts popping up no later than september 2020, been a sub for 2 months and he threw the pig a couple hundreds bits, no more.

My kiwi dollars are betting on a fat, bearded gay man.
 
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About Kevin Burnstein.
I was watching this video and came across one of Phil cult tactics.

During the Super Monkey Ball stream:
"You are the only person on the stream talking about this. You're literally the ONLY person who's bringing it up. I don't understand why it's such a big deal to you."

So, Phil singles out Kevin for being the only one caring about Phil taking off the vest and hat.

The following pre-stream:
"The other funny part was: Of course, the people complaining didn't contribute. The people that contributed -actually one of them outright said: I don't even care if you wear the vest and hat, I'm a major contributor tonight. I'm just here to support ya, do your thing, Phil. You didn't even contribute and you're gonna sit here and bitch."

Firstly, one person complaining became people complaining. Secondly and more importantly, Kevin Burnstein, who had donated $150, became completely unpersoned. Phil didn't even mention his name. In the span of 24 hours, Phil went from calling out Kevin specifically to pretending he doesn't even exist. Also pretending Kevin's donations and sperg-out didn't even happen.

:story:

That's a new level of toxicity. If you were to describe what happened to a normie, they wouldn't fucking believe you. This is just insane.

Phil loves gaslighting retards and kids.
 
About Kevin Burnstein.
I was watching this video and came across one of Phil cult tactics.

During the Super Monkey Ball stream:
"You are the only person on the stream talking about this. You're literally the ONLY person who's bringing it up. I don't understand why it's such a big deal to you."

So, Phil singles out Kevin for being the only one caring about Phil taking off the vest and hat.

The following pre-stream:
"The other funny part was: Of course, the people complaining didn't contribute. The people that contributed -actually one of them outright said: I don't even care if you wear the vest and hat, I'm a major contributor tonight. I'm just here to support ya, do your thing, Phil. You didn't even contribute and you're gonna sit here and bitch."

Firstly, one person complaining became people complaining. Secondly and more importantly, Kevin Burnstein, who had donated $150, became completely unpersoned. Phil didn't even mention his name. In the span of 24 hours, Phil went from calling out Kevin specifically to pretending he doesn't even exist. Also pretending Kevin's donations and sperg-out didn't even happen.

:story:

That's a new level of toxicity. If you were to describe what happened to a normie, they wouldn't fucking believe you. This is just insane.
He also knows how to give the piggies praise (sparingly, so it's extra-rewarding) when they toe the line, hence the "one of them said 'I don't even care if you wear the vest and hat'" statement. That was good paypig behavior because he let Phil spit in his face and step on his balls; Kevin was bad paypig behavior because he questioned Dear Leader.
 
About Kevin Burnstein.
I was watching this video and came across one of Phil cult tactics.

During the Super Monkey Ball stream:
"You are the only person on the stream talking about this. You're literally the ONLY person who's bringing it up. I don't understand why it's such a big deal to you."

So, Phil singles out Kevin for being the only one caring about Phil taking off the vest and hat.

The following pre-stream:
"The other funny part was: Of course, the people complaining didn't contribute. The people that contributed -actually one of them outright said: I don't even care if you wear the vest and hat, I'm a major contributor tonight. I'm just here to support ya, do your thing, Phil. You didn't even contribute and you're gonna sit here and bitch."

Firstly, one person complaining became people complaining. Secondly and more importantly, Kevin Burnstein, who had donated $150, became completely unpersoned. Phil didn't even mention his name. In the span of 24 hours, Phil went from calling out Kevin specifically to pretending he doesn't even exist. Also pretending Kevin's donations and sperg-out didn't even happen.

:story:

That's a new level of toxicity. If you were to describe what happened to a normie, they wouldn't fucking believe you. This is just insane.

That isn't toxicity, it's a business tactic.
He probably saw the pattern of banning loyal paypigs & they always immediately email him & donate money, begging to be unbanned. Which he does & warns them not to step out of line again & make him look bad, which they don't.

He is actually using his business degree.
 
About Kevin Burnstein.
I was watching this video and came across one of Phil cult tactics.
This is how he gets away with his scams, outright and the other whales are too afraid to speak out Incase they also get LIMB'd

There was one tip/superchat that said not wearing the rewards fully through the stream was a scam, and got LIMB'd within mere seconds, and thus tells us he hates being called out for it, and his instant response speaks volumes how, now that the money is his, there's no "contractual obligation" to put on clothes which make the Gin fuelled body excrete that alcohol...

And then goes on one hell of a Autistic pre-stream explaining if you don't care about him, and just instead give him money no questions asked...

Just leave the stream

What's more insane is Kevin apologizing for asking why he didn't keep on the rewards...

I'm just laughing so much why the fans give and give, and then when the time comes to actually ask for something from Phil, it is their hands that are bitten from the feeding..

When he told chat what he is on stream is genuine, believe him, because the greed and non stop begging is more real than ever...

Power level here and for legit reason

I'm so fucking glad my money isn't funding his faggot mobile gacha game and no matter how much I want to troll tip, it really is a waste of money doing so, being better than him is actually a goal he can't achieve no matter what he does or says... Period
 
DSP is trying to fully retcon the shower. Now he says it's not leaking at all and never said it was leaking....unfortunately:


Dumb bitch.
Knew this bitch was reading the thread. If we are to fully believe him on his word, his house sounds like it's falling apart. Now it's not a big deal and it's not falling apart. The man is retconning himself to preserve that fragile ego of his.
 
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I'm sure he'll talk about it on the prestream, but let's be real he'll bloviate for 20 minutes and say nothing new that he hasn't said in this tweet. I seriously wonder what goes on in his tiny mind when the drunk gout-infested hamster spins the ill-maintained wheels in his head which makes him reach conclusion as exceptional as this. We've seen him give this 0 degree Kelvin take many times in the past, but does this exceptional individual actually believe that if there's 10 games released in the same week, that each game has exactly a 10% chance of being picked up by an Average Joe Gamer™? Elden Ring is one of the most anticipated AAA releases in years, I'm sure it'll do fine saleswise even if there's 75 other releases on that particular week.

Phil always looks at new releases through the lens of someone streaming them to make money off of them and bases his criticism off of that. Like he's called companies stupid before if a big game comes out the same week as some other big titles saying stuff like, 'Who's gonna have time to play this with such and such out??'. He's so dumb judging corporate marketing decisions based on his stupid streaming schedule haha
 
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