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NursezillaX said:
Phil always looks at new releases through the lens of someone streaming them to make money off of them and bases his criticism off of that. Like he's called companies stupid before if a big game comes out the same week as some other big titles saying stuff like, 'Who's gonna have time to play this with such and such out??'. He's so dumb judging corporate marketing decisions based on his stupid streaming schedule haha
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He doesn't seem to grasp that most people aren't on a time crunch to start and finish video games. Like if 2 games I'm interested in come out the same day or close together, I can get them whenever and play them whenever I get around to it. We all don't have to get these games and complete them as soon as possible.
 
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Stephen Hawking said:
Holy shit.

Another incredibly long fast food rant, mostly about Burger King.

Phil hates video games anyways, just do mukbang and ASMR. His tard fan base would drop him 6 figures a year.
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Diabetes arc when? I'm starting to think Phil has pre-diabetes, given his penchant for sweating. Or, he could just be whining again.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
About Kevin Burnstein.
I was watching this video and came across one of Phil cult tactics.

During the Super Monkey Ball stream:
"You are the only person on the stream talking about this. You're literally the ONLY person who's bringing it up. I don't understand why it's such a big deal to you."

So, Phil singles out Kevin for being the only one caring about Phil taking off the vest and hat.

The following pre-stream:
"The other funny part was: Of course, the people complaining didn't contribute. The people that contributed -actually one of them outright said: I don't even care if you wear the vest and hat, I'm a major contributor tonight. I'm just here to support ya, do your thing, Phil. You didn't even contribute and you're gonna sit here and bitch."

Firstly, one person complaining became people complaining. Secondly and more importantly, Kevin Burnstein, who had donated $150, became completely unpersoned. Phil didn't even mention his name. In the span of 24 hours, Phil went from calling out Kevin specifically to pretending he doesn't even exist. Also pretending Kevin's donations and sperg-out didn't even happen.

:story:

That's a new level of toxicity. If you were to describe what happened to a normie, they wouldn't fucking believe you. This is just insane.
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What's more insane to me is that, on the next stream, the cuck Kevin was there, I believe.

That is the thing that eludes me when it comes to paypigs. I understand the ones like Rhab on Wheels or Derich, who think that Phil would never treat them badly. But what the hell is the rationale of people like Kevin or Swagginz, who get publicly humiliated, unpersoned, presented as examples of the "bad fan"... And still come back to Phil?

I know this is said almost every day here, but Phil really is a retard magnet. I've never seen a single person attract the bottom of the barrel of people when it comes to self-respect like Phil does.
 
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PP the authentic italian doesn't understand Parmigiana Cheese thats sold in containers he "gets the good stuff" from "other companies".

Not sure if, again it's this pathetic stuck in high school devil may care watched too many 80s/90's antihero movies and read too many wolverine comics, child like arrogance he's trying to paint himself as the hip edgy, doesn't care, no filter king of hate cool kid to his chat no matter how dumb it makes him look or if he honestly is so far gone that something like Parmigiana cheese in a shaker is something he's never heard OR he's so autistic that not saying "Kraft Grated Parmigiana Cheese in a 12 ounce shaker" he doesn't get it like when he says the entire marketing approved brand name of a product.

Though it's funny that the good stuff isn't a block of Parmigiana he grates himself but other pre-packaged parm from "other" companies.
 
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DZoomer said:
What's more insane to me is that, on the next stream, the cuck Kevin was there.

That is the thing that eludes me when it comes to paypigs. I understand the ones like Rhab on Wheels or Derich, who think that Phil would never treat them badly. But what the hell is the rationale of people like Kevin or Swagginz, who get publicly humiliated, unpersoned, presented as examples of the "bad fan"... And still come back to Phil?

I know this is said almost every day here, but Phil really is a exceptional individual magnet. I've never seen a single person attract the bottom of the barrel of people when it comes to self-respect like Phil does.
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It’s the same thing as toxic abusive relationships. These fans are insecure outcasts who probably have remarkably low self worth, so they BELIEVE Phil when he berates them and calls them idiots. That’s what’s so dark about the situation.
 
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Total tip: $51

Top tip: The Villain ($23)

Members: 266/325

Viewers: 193

Chat is flooded with talking about garbage food. And his old British retard cucks still feeding him those pounds

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DZoomer said:
What's more insane to me is that, on the next stream, the cuck Kevin was there, I believe.

That is the thing that eludes me when it comes to paypigs. I understand the ones like Rhab on Wheels or Derich, who think that Phil would never treat them badly. But what the hell is the rationale of people like Kevin or Swagginz, who get publicly humiliated, unpersoned, presented as examples of the "bad fan"... And still come back to Phil?

I know this is said almost every day here, but Phil really is a exceptional individual magnet. I've never seen a single person attract the bottom of the barrel of people when it comes to self-respect like Phil does.
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Stockholm Syndrome.
 
HorseSense said:
DSP is trying to fully retcon the shower. Now he says it's not leaking at all and never said it was leaking....unfortunately:


Dumb bitch.
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Classic Phil....act like the sky is falling to get tips, and then pretend like he never freaked out and his viewers are being assholes.

Remember guys this is like the thousandth time he has done this shit, and still his paypigs can't catch on.

Seriously it's annoying how braindead his paypigs are.
 
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DSP: "Dude Alan Wake is such a great game for 2010, it really held up."

I really hate it when people talk about older games in this way. It's a complete non-sequitur that the quality of gameplay in games gets better the more recent they are; as if 2010 were some kind of dark age of gaming when developers had no idea how to balance mechanics or make interesting gameplay. I've heard the same thing said of GTA V: "WoW thIS TiTLE REALly HOLDS up FoR a 2013 GAme!" Just memory holes 15 years worth of improvements from when gaming became mainstream.
 
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DSP: "Dude Alan Wake is such a great game for 2010, it really held up."

I really hate it when people talk about older games in this way. It's a complete non-sequitur that the quality of gameplay in games gets better the more recent they are; as if 2010 were some kind of dark age of gaming when developers had no idea how to balance mechanics or make interesting gameplay. I've heard the same thing said of GTA V: "WoW thIS TiTLE REALly HOLDS up FoR a 2013 GAme!" Just memory holes 15 years worth of improvements from when gaming became mainstream.
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Most of today's gamers would piss themselves if they tried the video games the older generation grew up with. Heck those console games (SNES, Genesis etc) were hard as nails.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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KF seems to be really getting to her.
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Rejoice my fellow friendless, fat and hideous Kiwis as we are all equal in the eyes of our dear feeder.

I love how so many people instantly go to the most basic "you have to be friendless, fat and hideous" to post on Kiwi Farms. I mean they're not wrong, Josh does ask us for our ID, height, weight and if we have friends. Our dear feeder has a strict policy that he will never break.
People need to understand that you can be a normal bloke or bird and post here, you just have to enjoy drama or gossip.

Also lol at her two likes, she maybe shouldn't call anyone friendless. Mate if I was a bird in this day and age I would have thousand likes on every post, and million pounds in my bank. This twat lives in a bloody van and is sucking knobs to get by. Lads and she can't even get a bloke hard when sucking his knob, we saw her porn. Fuck me who is she kidding.
 
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