Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Did anyone else notice Amber is no longer using the master bathroom? She used to vlog from it and the shower was directly behind when she filmed but not it’s off to the side of the mirror

If she was living by herself, she could film anywhere she wanted. Now, she is relegated to the second bedroom and the main bathroom. Clearly, someone else is living with her and it is not Becky. Not only that, but the other person is not sleeping with her and does not want to share the master bathroom. Long gone is the time that she would use the boy's bathroom in Montecillo.

love how the lego set is very much a set BECKY would get as opposed to amber. you can kinda tell she's trying to get that same vlog feeling she used to have in her hay day and is completely flopping. the energy just isnt there anymore and hasnt been for a long time

Becky never build Legos before, so she would not get this one. I did not realize that the sets labelled "9+" are now called "expert". I guess it is for a 9-year-old. There is nothing wrong with building Lego sets and the new Titanic set might be fun to do, but is this the only thing she did this week that warrant so much time on her vlog?

The standing desk is definitely Jade's too because why would Amber a deathfat need a standing desk.

Yes, indeed, why would she need one? The only people using them are either office employees working from home or at a workplace, or students doing their classwork at home. No one uses a standing desk for anything else; they basically use it for computer work, which Amber does not do any. If she was using it, why did she not use it to put together the Lego set? Again, clearly, it is not hers, and she failed miserably to convince us.

She operates very mechanically because she will do things to guarantee 1 million views and no more than that but she is destroying her channel. I truly believe Amber despises her "job" but is trapped because she can't get welfare and it would not cover her expenses. I do think users are just going to abandon Amber and commit to Chantal fully.

She has no other alternative at this point. She used to be a lot more chipper, not anymore.

I believe for 0 seconds that Amber has lost weight, the odd jumpcut was either shitty trolling or a really crappy job. She is clearly hovering it in though when Jade is not home.

Amber's weight loss "journey" has always been for show. At her weight, it is almost impossible to lose any significant amount of weight by yourself. She needs to lose at least 350 to 400 pounds, not just the 10-20 pounds that most people want to lose to fit in a nice dress. The only way for her to succeed is to enroll in a medically supervised programme. Her solution so far has been Optavia, Jenny Craig, Noom, etc.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is 30 and this is where she is in life.

I just watched Becky's "Making beats, painting gourds, and breathing air" video and other than there being WAY too much of her playing with a high tech version of a Casio keyboard, it was fun. I am going to work "Is that a gourd or are you just happy to see me?" into a conversation at least once this week I swear.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Amber is 30 and this is where she is in life.

I just watched Becky's "Making beats, painting gourds, and breathing air" video and other than there being WAY too much of her playing with a high tech version of a Casio keyboard, it was fun. I am going to work "Is that a gourd or are you just happy to see me?" into a conversation at least once this week I swear.

Pumpkins, kitties, doggos, and Pinback (I think). There is more going on in the first minute of that video then in the last month of all of Amber's videos combined.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is live:

Archive:

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

She's salty everyone is laughing at the baby elephants she calls arms.

Edit: Will try to find the part in the live stream but might have to beg a tech savvy gorl to clip it.

Edit 2: 6:42

 

[Kitsunehime]

i thought first she really lost some weight but...in the scene where she was trying that chip challange thing it was shocking how god dam big she still is...
i m sure she is just using Lighting and Angle to appear slimmer...i don t trust her "weigh ins"...
btw. ..Wifey is absolutely the killer of her Channel...Amber alone without her Relationship or "Friends" is just way to boring to watch...
i don t know if i should pitty the 600 pound Manatee when i see how she trys desperately to fill enough Minutes of her Vlog with stupid
pointless Babbeling or if i just should enjoy my Schadenfreude and watch her vanish into being meaningless...

 

[stronkwonk]

i feel like for a dumbass that's had cancer she doesn't really know what to look for or what to act on for her health. the change in hair texture could just be from damage, because she does straighten it and apparently never conditioned until recently. it could also be an underlying health issue making the follicles unhealthy, be it autoimmune issues, thyroid(hypothyroidism having a connection to uterine cancer) issues, or just vitamin deficiencies. she just won't deal with shit until it's an emergency and i'd bet that'll be what quickly and quietly kills her.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

According to Amber, she isn't using her standing desk because she doesn't have a chair for it yet.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

According to Amber, she isn't using her standing desk because she doesn't have a chair for it yet.

And she has a chair in mind but no car to collect it and the company doesn't deliver. A common problem with standing desk chairs.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

According to Amber, she isn't using her standing desk because she doesn't have a chair for it yet.

Then what is the point of using a chair with a standing desk? Thus, the standing desk becomes like any other desk but taller. The point is you are standing, not sitting.

Edit: This stream is basically a Q & A with Amber whereas she only answers the questions she has been asked numerous times before. There is no new information, no interesting part. She may as well sit there, do nothing and call it a day. How she will build her channel is beyond me.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Call me when Jade convinces her to start an Only Fans. Until then I'm out. Great snoozefest as per usual, Al.

 

[Queequeg]

Amber, everyone knows you didn't go to school. lol this fucking retard.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Amber, everyone knows you didn't go to school. lol this fucking exceptional individual.

I don't know much about what they teach kids in the U.S. but I would imagine they'd have covered previous presidents i.e. Abe Lincoln.

It's totally possible she either didn't go to school or did and just didn't pay attention. Her use of the english language and her lack of basic knowledge backs up both theories.

Bitch is dumb as fuck.

 

[high and tired]

Is Wipey actually acting as her live-in caretaker? Or is Amber waddling around her apartment with crusty doodoo ass? Imagine the smell of that, Christ almighty.

I really don’t see the gain for Wipey living there.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

Amber, everyone knows you didn't go to school. lol this fucking exceptional individual.

Doesn't know where Russia is so that's a dead giveaway. Doesn't know half of the common words said. Thinks she knows nutrition, but still eats 4 bags of hot cheetos.

Is Wipey actually acting as her live-in caretaker? Or is Amber waddling around her apartment with crusty doodoo ass? Imagine the smell of that, Christ almighty.

I really don’t see the gain for Wipey living there.

I agree with this, the bitch would not only have that crusty doodoo ass but be saying no one else is there with her.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Is Wipey actually acting as her live-in caretaker? Or is Amber waddling around her apartment with crusty doodoo ass? Imagine the smell of that, Christ almighty.

I really don’t see the gain for Wipey living there.

Amber finally living with someone covering their half of the rent?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber finally living with someone covering their half of the rent?

Doubtful. Hamber is a cuck because she doesn't want... excuse me...
CAN'T be alone.

When looking for answers, the most obvious choice is generally the correct one. She’ll continue to cuck because she'll never admit she was wrong and lose (moon) face.

Hamber ain't that deep, folks.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Hamber ain't that deep, folks.

This. People think that Al is this big mastermind puppetmaster when in reality she has the same brain power as a sack of potatoes.
The thought (and act) of Becky leaving her sent her into such a spiral she went on Instagram and decided to pursue the first DM that was flirty towards her. She talked to this woman a few DAYS (and before?) Becky broke up with her. Desperate for a new caretaker and the inability to juggle her plates, Wipey was contestant number one, two, and three. She said and did all the right things to earn Al's trust, "yeah babe I'll get you in shape! eat less calories than your TDEE you can do this!" was the "support" she got over the 4 years of support Becky tried to give her.
Amber bought her a ticket from NY to Lexington, and thus a beautiful relationship blossomed. Except, woops, sorry, Wipey is poly and doesn't actually wanna be your gf. It's a great way to save up for a house downpayment when you can WFH and live rent free!
Al, being the insecure dainty sullen gorl she is, accepted that Wipey doesn't wanna be her 4liferrrr gorlfriend. Because lesbereal, she's too scared to kick this woman and her boyfriend and her girlfriend out of her apartment at this point. She's outnumbered. And stupid.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber has likely celebrated this "victory" by doordash ordering greasy, burnt fastfood at 11:30 PM. She'll equate that her subforum, being retired, means Amberlynn is somehow on track and losing weight. 517 lbs. is gonna turn back into 525+ lbs. real quick. fat and boring.

Well I fucking called it. "Low views is a compliment to me." She was gloating in the latest live about how she's "happier" getting less attention (money) because now there's less "hate." 498 lbs. goal by November? Not a fat chance in hell. I've heard the bingemonster gets real spooky around Halloween.

 

[Kier Starmer]

She is trying so hard to generate interest and it is just really sad. I saw a clip and it was such obvious bait. Well here is the problem with your lie and logic Amber because your views were highest when you were not actually a train wreck when she first got with Becky and late Density was her highest and she was not one.

She is clearly reading here now because it has been a topic for the last 5 or so pages and she clearly scrapes ideas. I said in my prior post she will go live and try to garner attention. At this point, I actually believe she is reading farms and Reddit for ideas to generate views and goad haters.

The issue with that statement is it does not correlate with the claim you made. I do admit I do take glee in her trying to figure out how to be relevant because it must frustrate her so much privately.

The small victories