Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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You joke, but that actually isn't too far off from the truth. If I remember correctly, Unicron was "worth" about 500 dollars. In a certain way, consooming is the lamest of all possible addictions Kevin could have developed. At least alcoholism doesn't also clutter up your house with cheap (not really lol) plastic crap.
He would benefit from being a book-collector, I think. Books can be quite expensive as well, depending on what you want and where you look. But at least those offer content you can read, as well as information that's worth preserving for posterity's sake. Hell, you could even get into book restoration, though such is likely far more costly and labor-intensive. But at least it would be something to do, in your free time. Which Kevin has an excessive amount of.
 
He would benefit from being a book-collector, I think. Books can be quite expensive as well, depending on what you want and where you look. But at least those offer content you can read, as well as information that's worth preserving for posterity's sake. Hell, you could even get into book restoration, though such is likely far more costly and labor-intensive. But at least it would be something to do, in your free time. Which Kevin has an excessive amount of.
Even with transformers collecting...

Kevin could get into painting or repainting models. He could do customs or just help touch up old models with bits of new paint. He could even do commissions to paint a wonky trans flag on your transformers for 15$, more tranch and transformers money.

Kevin could get into 3d printed customs with Bonnie's printer or custom clay or silicone parts. He could replace parts, build customs, and add new pieces to models who need extra. This too can roll into commissions and therefore tranch dollars.

Kevin could be playing the transformers stock market. This would require him waiting and not opening a toy, as well as make him have to buy less to have space for all those plastic boxes, but it would be an investment in the future and encourage him to only keep his favorites.

Kevin could start a review blog for transformers toys. Since he takes them out of the package, he could give long detailed reviews on quality if he learned what to look for and get donations for his advice.

Kevin could start assessing toys based on condition and learning how much they sell, becoming an unofficial appraiser.

Kevin could organize a transformers meet up. They could trade and buy models from each other. I don't suggest this since apparently he isn't a good janny or good socially, but it is something to think about.

Kevin could take photographs of his transformers toys doing different things in different dioramas and poses. It probably wouldn't bring in money but it would strengthen art muscles and bring him closer to the community.

Kevin could make some goofy ass transformers stop motion. Again, not much money but fun and fulfilling to share with your set of autists.

Kevin could be fucking taking photos of them then tracing over them for art commissions. Half the effort with double the tism.


Basically, Kevin could be doing a lot of things but he isn't and that's why even for a toy collector he's at the bottom rung of the barrel. The only thing that doesn't require effort or learning on his part is to stop buying so many toys, but he can't even do that.

Edit: no, none of this shit would stop him from being a cow with terrible spending (make him more interesting though), nor would he ever do them nor do them well since he's a trancher and they live a life of failure. It's more of a "he could be more interesting/still useless but hobby productive" this way. Even if Kevin got a job that wasn't tranch coordinator (lol), he'd still be mostly useless and a cow because all that cash would go to dumb shit and his attitude still wouldn't change.
 
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Kevin could start a review blog for transformers toys. Since he takes them out of the package, he could give long detailed reviews on quality if he learned what to look for and get donations for his advice.
Since creativity is hard for Kevin, here's a freebie, courtesy of the only toy review channel I like:
Do animations with them. Sure it's a shit-ton of work, but at the end of it you have not just a toy review, but a video you can slap up on YT for that sweet sweet passive income.
 
I don’t like how the only word he can apparently find to describe prospective sexual partners is “cuties”. I wish he would add another word or two just for variation.
Yet another thing that points out how awful that Netflix movie "Cuties" was. Kevin apparently didn't have a problem with Netflix over that movie. Netflix airing pedo fap material? No problem. Firing a tranny for breaking work rules? Netflix is committing troon genocide and should be cancelled (sort of, by other people who aren't sitting on their ass all day with nothing better to do).
 
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Fellow Kiwis, how many of you want to fuck your friends? Not just one, but multiple? How many of you want to keep up with not only the relationship upkeep, but the tracking of STDs and the relationships that turn into something more or break up?

I'm bisexual and the idea of fucking all my friends whenever sounds disgusting and a violation of all our privacies and our longterm platonic bonds. When I make friends, I LIKE that I won't fuck them later: I just like having more people to talk to who I can feel like myself with and have a laugh. Introducing sex into multiple relationships brings in having to please multiple people and cheapens having sex with others, again throwing your body to people willy nilly feels less like you trust them and more like you see them as an object.

Kevin's views on sex, friendships, and relationships are so alien to me that I'm struggling to grasp their true form. I imagine this is really, really unhealthy in the long run, feel free to correct me if data shows otherwise.


Depends on the drug. Stuff like meth and cocaine? Probably. Stuff like weed, his current drug of choice? Nah. Heroin & opioids also gives you a sweet tooth and make you sluggish, so he'd have into something else.

In another life I could see him as the obnoxious dude living in a hippie house where all he did was smoke weed and preach about how great smoking weed was.
Lmao Kevin has claimed multiple times now that the kweers invented the idea of casual sex or friends with benefits. That's another incel tell for him.

Also like, being sexually liberated or whatever the fuck they're trying to be doesn't mean having no sexual boundaries whatsoever, that's a pretty rapey way of thinking to be honest. Having personal sexual boundaries is a good thing and should have no bearing on how much sex you get or don't get. Another incel tell lel
 
Even with transformers collecting...

Kevin could get into painting or repainting models. He could do customs or just help touch up old models with bits of new paint. He could even do commissions to paint a wonky trans flag on your transformers for 15$, more tranch and transformers money.

Kevin could get into 3d printed customs with Bonnie's printer or custom clay or silicone parts. He could replace parts, build customs, and add new pieces to models who need extra. This too can roll into commissions and therefore tranch dollars.

Kevin could be playing the transformers stock market. This would require him waiting and not opening a toy, as well as make him have to buy less to have space for all those plastic boxes, but it would be an investment in the future and encourage him to only keep his favorites.

Kevin could start a review blog for transformers toys. Since he takes them out of the package, he could give long detailed reviews on quality if he learned what to look for and get donations for his advice.

Kevin could start assessing toys based on condition and learning how much they sell, becoming an unofficial appraiser.

Kevin could organize a transformers meet up. They could trade and buy models from each other. I don't suggest this since apparently he isn't a good janny or good socially, but it is something to think about.

Kevin could take photographs of his transformers toys doing different things in different dioramas and poses. It probably wouldn't bring in money but it would strengthen art muscles and bring him closer to the community.

Kevin could make some goofy ass transformers stop motion. Again, not much money but fun and fulfilling to share with your set of autists.

Kevin could be fucking taking photos of them then tracing over them for art commissions. Half the effort with double the tism.


Basically, Kevin could be doing a lot of things but he isn't and that's why even for a toy collector he's at the bottom rung of the barrel. The only thing that doesn't require effort or learning on his part is to stop buying so many toys, but he can't even do that.

Edit: no, none of this shit would stop him from being a cow with terrible spending (make him more interesting though), nor would he ever do them nor do them well since he's a trancher and they live a life of failure. It's more of a "he could be more interesting/still useless but hobby productive" this way. Even if Kevin got a job that wasn't tranch coordinator (lol), he'd still be mostly useless and a cow because all that cash would go to dumb shit and his attitude still wouldn't change.
Silly Kiwi. All those things require effort, and Kevin is allergic to effort. It makes his amhole close up.
 
1. his friends are not attractive
2. he's not fucking them
*2. he's not fucking anyone
and Kevin is allergic to effort. It makes his amhole close up.
Well shit then, if that's the case Kevin must be the most active and hardworking member of the Tranch behind the scenes. And that's saying something.
 
Yet another thing that points out how awful that Netflix movie "Cuties" was. Kevin apparently didn't have a problem with Netflix over that movie. Netflix airing pedo fap material? No problem. Firing a tranny for breaking work rules? Netflix is committing troon genocide and should be cancelled (sort of, by other people who aren't sitting on their ass all day with nothing better to do).
These people scream "WE ARE LITCHERALLY BEING GENOCIDED IN THE STREETS U GUISE!!!" whenever there is someone/something that could even mildly upset them. I guess genocide has gone from murder camps and mass deportations, to hurting the feelings of some delusional malcontents. No real violence required.
 
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Imagine being so porn addicted that you think undesirables going t4t is peak freedom or some sort of Nirvana that the normie heteros and those darn dirty LGBs just don't understand.

Never mind sexual liberation was more about women's ability to access birth control thereby having greater control over their sex lives + outdated and dogmatic ideas about human sexuality being challenged.

-Nah fam, it was just about the wild rawdog t4t coomerism.
 
The irony of Kevvie telling another person to touch grass is fucking palpable.
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Cow crossover. Apparently Kevin is going to go feral on our asses. :story:
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Kevin explains how grooming works.
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Kevin demonstrates how grooming works.
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Oh shut up Kevin. You can’t even talk on the phone without having a panic attack and you cuddle stuffed animals during thunder storms. You do scare people, but for very different reasons.
Yeah...seeing kevin's gargoyle mouth moving in that tranch video documentary gave me the heebie-jeebies.

Then there's this video, which looks like he was auditioning for the demon-possessed Reagan in The Exorcist.

 
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