DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

 

[FamicomGorby]

He has no savings or equity and is almost 40. He has made millions and has nothing to show for it except a top ranked mobile game account. He isn't rich by any means and the money he receives is spent within a week, whether it be $50, $500, or $5000.

He adjusts his spending in accordance to his income to always end up with zero left after each month.

Also remember that he's fucked if he has a single mild medical problem or goes to a dentist.

Probably the latter will come up first, don't think Dave could take being toothless on stream. Inb4 he needs a 20K fundraiser to get those implants Boogie got.

I'm still holding out for the diabetes grift. Comon Dave, it's an infinite money pit that you can sell your paypigs on!

 

[Sup3r]

Begin of gameplay status:

Total tip: $12

Top tip: Anonymous ($5)

Members: 265/325

Viewers: 199

Derich is spamming the same autistic message over and over again in the chat

DSP does not want to check BEHIND THE SCENE CONTRIBUTION early on the stream, but will check later, as he is busy flashing his terrible skill of driving

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I love how little the wheelchairs know about his past. Cleetus mentions Phil getting a loan yet Phil claimed to take out loans around the time of his second Machinima paycut. Also asking about if he could "get to where he was" in the fgc. He could do it easily, all he needs to do is continue being a toxic fuckup, only now competing in tournaments.

Also, not wanting to check for his "behind da seens" tips? Only when he has realised he may not get enough to even reach any of the goals.

 

[Michael Janke]

if the price for sending hookers to his house is scopley getting 3000$ a month instead of 2000$, i'm more than happy to pay it.

they cant be sent to his house, he lives in a gated community. heck that alone probably saved him from tons of pizza deliveries and shit.
instead of all those trucks, wings should of bought a house on a gated community. would have saved him a shit ton of headache.

 

[JimiHendrix]

they cant be sent to his house, he lives in a gated community. heck that alone probably saved him from tons of pizza deliveries and shit.

include special instructions for the hookers to climb over the back fence. easy.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

 

[Michael Janke]

when the friends of phils parents ask about kids, do you think phils parents lie their ass off and leave out the truth?

my son phil. he lives in a gated community in seattle washington with his wife. he owns his own video production business.

thats all technically true, but it leaves out a ton of context.

 

[JimiHendrix]

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that's the face of a man who doesn't care what others think right there.

 

[Michael Janke]

that's the face of a man who doesn't care what others think right there.

all the confidence in the world, without a shred of talent or work ethic or good looks to back it up.

 

[FamicomGorby]

they cant be sent to his house, he lives in a gated community. heck that alone probably saved him from tons of pizza deliveries and shit.
instead of all those trucks, wings should of bought a house on a gated community. would have saved him a shit ton of headache.

Sure they can, they just need the code to get in. How else ya think Dave gets his door dash?

The code to his gate is publicly known by the way, think some real estate open house just posted it online and doubt it's changed since then.

 

[Brother Wind]

Yep, my parents moved towards the wealthier area of a mid west suburb with good public education ratings. We had about 4 high schools in a 15 mile radius. All of my courses were AP/IB (college credit if you pass the exams) and I was very far from valedictorian, maybe within the top 50 in a class size of 500. Top 10 of our class ended up getting accepted into ivy league and from there only #1 got to be valedictorian. She was a 4.0 (straight A), multiple class leadership roles, swimmer, state violinist, and a ton more other extra curricular. The education experience can be completely different depending on location and the type of school. I highly doubt pigroach would even be in the top half of our graduating class from the way he speaks about geography and history.

Man he would be the bottom 10% of the kids I teach. And I know, because he ironically acts like your low expectation high school students

 

[Michael Janke]

Sure they can, they just need the code to get in. How else ya think Dave gets his door dash?

The code to his gate is publicly known by the way, think some real estate open house just posted it online and doubt its changed since then.

let me rephrase that.
he should of spent money on a good gated community. with actual guards and shit. not the ghetto ass barely a gated community phil lives in.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Oh god was he shitting on SFV again? was it the breast cancer awareness charity skins? imagine thinking you're some expert on all fighting games but run from people who can so much as block in a shitty port of your bread and butter game.

 

[You see??]

"If you haven't noticed I don't wear them as often. You see??"

 

[Pargon]

hearing the "should phil be fucked with?" argument for the sixth hundredth fucking time really makes me long for the days when the only contact i had with detractors was in the youtube comments of phils videos after i left a mean comment.

It’s a stupid conversation.

If you want to fuck with Phil shut up and do it. Don’t organize gayops. Just do it.

But if your concern is that some people here frown on it then what you’re really worried about is not being able to come here and have everyone suck ya dick, and that’s pathetic, because anyone can troll a cow and it doesn’t make you speshul.

If you are whining about people supposedly whiteknighting Phil because you can’t come here and act like a conquering hero you are a faggot and should walk into traffic.

 

[Sskarm]

So what's the verdict on far cry 6?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So what's the verdict on far cry 6?

Its flavorful and robust and anyone who says it's the same old shit is a paid shill who's too lazy to look up Phi's two hour review like he did with TLOU2 instead of expecting him to condense it to a few talking points.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Sure they can, they just need the code to get in. How else ya think Dave gets his door dash?

I like to imagine he makes them pass it through the bars, like he's smuggling food into Auschwitz or something.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

So what's the verdict on far cry 6?

The same as he would rate his door dash meal and dasher

"A mixbag, a little messy, thats why the tip is low"

 

[King Nutsack]

$25 Behind The Scenez tip from 1MinuteMan and still only at $40 / 50. Also let it slip that he got the tip "earlier today" but didn't check it until now.

Said something along the lines of "the last 3 times I've played this game support has been low, I don't know why". Hmmmm, yeah, that's a real head-scratcher there Dave.