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š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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guys... i think ralph has taken to editing his head larger on his body to look less fat. do you see this shit. look at the size of his head compared to his body this is tripping me out has his head always been that large
edit also look at all that fucking hair on his shirt get a lint roller dude
In the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-one Ralph decided to unironically walk around with man purse while wearing an internet meme shirt parodying a wrestler slogan that hasn't really been relevant in well over a decade. If this is Ethan winning I'd really hate to see losing.
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No, no. It's all angles and fisheye lens. Now that Etienne is transitioning, the fat women have given him the angle shot secrets
guys... i think ralph has taken to editing his head larger on his body to look less fat. do you see this shit. look at the size of his head compared to his body this is tripping me out has his head always been that large
edit also look at all that fucking hair on his shirt get a lint roller dude
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People need to stop hating on Maker's Mark, it's the only whisky Ralph can reach on the shelf.
He's not spoiled with choices.
He's not spoiled with choices.
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They don't make liquor stores for gnomes.
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Listen, I'm sure he could pop a little squat and grab the Canada Mist or whatever swill is on the bottom shelf.
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A 5'1'' fat alcoholic who can't catch his breath after waddling down half a staircase is calling people out for "anti-sports" and being "nerds".
Yeah, turn on the geotagging.
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Older tweet without the geotagging:
He tags his location in an implicit flex like that $899 leather-rimmed nylon murse strapped around his rotund gut.
Hard life no longer living with your mother.
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Yeah, turn on the geotagging.
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Older tweet without the geotagging:
He tags his location in an implicit flex like that $899 leather-rimmed nylon murse strapped around his rotund gut.
Hard life no longer living with your mother.
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Ethan is still seething about Jim's latest stream, wherein Jim stated that he didn't think Ethan would be saying "Adrienne Blair" any time soon.
He just claimed he didn't even see Jim's stream:
Tweet / https://archive.md/qlqXj
That's pretty interesting, given that early on during Jim's stream on the 28th, well before the Ade mention, when Jim started going at Mersh Ethan tweeted this:
Tweet / https://archive.md/6ZWb1
Now all that's left is the walkback.
He just claimed he didn't even see Jim's stream:
Tweet / https://archive.md/qlqXj
That's pretty interesting, given that early on during Jim's stream on the 28th, well before the Ade mention, when Jim started going at Mersh Ethan tweeted this:
Tweet / https://archive.md/6ZWb1
Now all that's left is the walkback.
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ralph sure knows how cope, seethe, and dilate
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Ralph, you've told some pretty big lies in your time but "Ah didn't watch Jim's stream" takes the fucking cake. Why even bother to lie about that? Just how much fucking money did you lose in Vegas to have to whip that one out? Holy shit man.
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I'd bet on Ralph sobering up over him not watching Jim.
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This was only a couple of days ago, Ralph taking selfies looking like a reetarded child (with a giant head) that just shat his pants and thought it was funny.
Today he is seething about hotels, Jim and on the verge of burning yet another bridge. How much money has he already lost?
Of course Ralph watched it, he immediately wanted to see how he could profit from it and exploit Jim once again and make money off him.
Ralph, I hope you know he made fun of you eating burgers out of the trash, among a bunch of other shit and it wasn't just the Ade comment, are you really going to let you go low without you going lower?
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wait why is he wearing an autism T-shirt?
Is Ralph going to rock the autism + diddler combo? Truly a fashion trailblazer. Ethan Ralph, the autistic kiddy diddler.
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The site of this drunken redneck manlet wearing a shirt that says Autism and a hat that in all caps says KIDDIE DIDDLER is hilarious to me. I hope he gets into some recorded drama on his gambling trip
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I've said this before but I'll say this again. Just days after Jim gave an endorsement to KillAllPedo, Ralph unfollowed Jim and to this very day he still has him unfollowed. You can see the date when Ralph has done so.
Clearly, Ralph still cannot let go the endorsement because anything that's against the Gunt is permanent. Ralph is two-face and lying when he's not concerned Jim commenting his life.
hes so womanly, projecting his asshurt of that onto null who iirc barely mentions jim ever especially now that hes dropped off the face of the earth and he's so passive aggressive trying to keep that one surrogate daddy bridge up but still feeling the need to shade an insult with "commentary on my life" as if commenting on shit piggy puts out himself is creepy or obsessed and as if he didnt dig to find anything about people like GG, but that was a movement!, nope he also dug in on matt for fun to get him fired long after his relevance to anything and its known he collects info on everyone from josh to rand to guests like jay or jim incase they "snake on him" by even suggesting maybe drop pig and not ruin our financial lives if he doesnt stop starting useless feuds because someone told the truth about his micro clit
its not working he still looks fat as fuck
guys... i think ralph has taken to editing his head larger on his body to look less fat. do you see this shit. look at the size of his head compared to his body this is tripping me out has his head always been that large
edit also look at all that fucking hair on his shirt get a lint roller dude
hes already admitted he just watches sports to be manly though, he said that, "you gotta watch some sports or else idk youre just going to be gay", its pathetic, if you were a man pig you could not do a lot of performative pretender poser shit and just be comfortable in your obvious masculinity. but you cant because your gunt is more soyfilled than the fields.A 5'1'' fat alcoholic who can't catch his breath after waddling down half a staircase is calling people out for "anti-sports" and being "nerds".
Yeah, turn on the geotagging.
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Ralph had to come up with a shitty excuse for not doing a show since his overprice equipment failed.
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"highly influential" lmao
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No Killstream tonight. Iām taking @sadNtrad ā¦
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"highly influential" lmao
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lmfao the other guy has only 4 likes less than ralph, some rando, his tweet shitting out an excuse for depression sad drinking only got two more likes than this rando in replies. fucking hell man ralph youre so fucking pathetic ive gotten better twitter metrics than this on accounts that lasted maybe a day calling gaytor a faggotRalph had to come up with a shitty excuse for not doing a show since his overprice equipment failed.
View attachment 2641400Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No Killstream tonight. Iām taking @sadNtrad ā¦
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"highly influential" lmao
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Lol, he couldnāt get his hands on that $2800 so heās stuck taking Pantsu to the buffet and using some shitty free tickets to a show he got for losing all his money.Ralph had to come up with a shitty excuse for not doing a show since his overprice equipment failed.
View attachment 2641400Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No Killstream tonight. Iām taking @sadNtrad ā¦
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"highly influential" lmao
View attachment 2641410Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I must have missed the highly influential inā¦
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Iām sure May will have a ball watching the fat drunk angry man seethe all night because heās not getting any action on the floor. Totally wasting his precious minutes in Vegas!
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I made a prediction about it in the Vegas thread. I'm guessing he is either going to: A) Go eat at the Sinatra Grill getting the $84 dollar plate of plain beef again to spite Null or B) Go eat at a much fancier place giving away that Null's comments on the plain beef got to him.