Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Donttouch2323]

How? Lurkers can't see A&H

Lurkers can see happenings but not articles and news. They can see half of A&H.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think this fear is totally unfounded, but thinking about it...what kind of long term side effects are they worried about?

I think they're worried about long-term mental effects like turning into a retard, which shouldn't bother them at all since they're already retarded, it might actually help them in the long run by bumping them up in the line for tard bucks.

 

[redcent]

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And then the whole hospital clapped.

Question: where does all this hate for "big pharma" come from? They're generally companies like any other, vaccines are either free or cheap, most mess aren't that expensive, and they do put a lot of effort and good money into strict quality measures

Yet so many people throw all this hate into "big pharma". Then you while away online and you get people praising recreational drugs... Which were probably made in someone's toilet.

 

[Unheard Bird]

The theorists really won't shut up about Pfizer containing aborted fetus cells

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The theorists really won't shut up about Pfizer containing aborted fetus cells

That's metal. I want that shot now

 

[Emo Supremo]

Question: where does all this hate for "big pharma" come from? They're generally companies like any other, vaccines are either free or cheap, most mess aren't that expensive, and they do put a lot of effort and good money into strict quality measures

Yet so many people throw all this hate into "big pharma". Then you while away online and you get people praising recreational drugs... Which were probably made in someone's toilet.

to give them a modicum of credit, the pharmaceutical industry has done some really shady shit in the past, but this is due to the actions of a few corrupt individuals using money to bypass those pesky things called "laws" and "ethics", and not the profession as a whole working as a hive mind to inject nanobots into our eyeballs or whatever. it's the epitome of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

but then again, conspiracy theorists who rail against big pharma don't seem to have any problem using acetaminophen, nsaids, vitamins, rubbing alcohol, antacids, toothpaste, mouthwash, neosporin, antihistamines, aspirin, laxatives, expectorants, and dozens of other over-the-counter medications produced by them, so i don't know.

 

[Fwiffo]

to give them a modicum of credit, the pharmaceutical industry has done some really shady shit in the past, but this is due to the actions of a few corrupt individuals using money to bypass those pesky things called "laws" and "ethics", and not the profession as a whole working as a hive mind to inject nanobots into our eyeballs or whatever. it's the epitome of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

but then again, conspiracy theorists who rail against big pharma don't seem to have any problem using acetaminophen, nsaids, vitamins, rubbing alcohol, antacids, toothpaste, mouthwash, neosporin, antihistamines, aspirin, laxatives, expectorants, and dozens of other over-the-counter medications produced by them, so i don't know.

You’re right, that’s probably the funniest part! “Don’t take the clot-shot, you’re just lining the pockets of big pharma! Instead, stock up on overpriced zinc supplements sold by Organic Purity, a subsidiary of Unilever!”

 

[Product Placement]

 

[Kerr Avon]

I'm never taking the experimental gene therapy jab. People can piss and cry about how I'm "killing their grandmas" all they want but it's not gonna get that needle in my arm. Nothing will.

Haven't obeyed any lockdown, worn any mask in any store or outside, haven't distanced and I'm still unvaccinated. Haven't caught novid, won't either. No one I know has it or has had it, let alone died from it.
Everything continued as normal here. There is no pandemic. Except maybe one of child sexual abuse by the elites

Gunty larping is sadder than being Gunty himself

 

[PoisonedBun]

I take back what I said about mods keeping the thread clean, I wanna hear more from the guy trying to convince me there's Covid spiders running in my veins.

to give them a modicum of credit, the pharmaceutical industry has done some really shady shit in the past, but this is due to the actions of a few corrupt individuals using money to bypass those pesky things called "laws" and "ethics", and not the profession as a whole working as a hive mind to inject nanobots into our eyeballs or whatever. it's the epitome of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

but then again, conspiracy theorists who rail against big pharma don't seem to have any problem using acetaminophen, nsaids, vitamins, rubbing alcohol, antacids, toothpaste, mouthwash, neosporin, antihistamines, aspirin, laxatives, expectorants, and dozens of other over-the-counter medications produced by them, so i don't know.

The crazy thing about it is, medicine in America is pretty corrupt. I'd even argue Big Pharma exists, to an extent. It's weird because these people never cared about reducing the inflated price of insulin or the opioid crisis. Why go after all these conspiracies about microchips and profits when the corruption has been happening out in the open for years?

Hospitals can't even make money off of free vaccines or boomers with no insurance languishing on a ventilator for 2 weeks.

 

[John Merston]

 

[John Merston]

The crazy thing about it is, medicine in America is pretty corrupt. I'd even argue Big Pharma exists, to an extent. It's weird because these people never cared about reducing the inflated price of insulin or the opioid crisis. Why go after all these conspiracies about microchips and profits when the corruption has been happening out in the open for years?

For years corporate-funded think tanks and pundits have convinced conservatives that any kind of regulation of business is ZOMG COMMUNISM. Now that they're being asked to do something they don't want to, they're suddenly shrieking about muh Big Pharma.

 

[behindyourightnow]

The only thing I have to say about this is I heard stories of Russia paying influencers to be against every vaccine except the Russian one.

Yes this was actually proven I believe, it wasn’t the Russian government itself it was some Russian organization funded with government money, and mostly aimed at countries where Sputnik might be a popular choice. Russian media has a pretty decent propaganda technique worked out where they seed certain ideas online and then report on the online activity rather than just trying to push the ideas directly themselves, so that it doesn’t come across as obvious propaganda.

So for example, they won’t simply have a news report pushing the idea that British vaccines turn people into monkeys, they’ll instead pay (via private companies) influencers to post “vaccines turn people into monkeys” memes and then two days later RT will run a report saying “Influencers are now claiming that vaccines turn people into monkeys. Could this be true?” It’s actually very clever.

Weirdly, barely any of the anti-vaxxers (who unlike us docile sheep do not fall for media fearmongering) ever seem concerned about stuff like this, or about who funds any of the American Truth Patriot Eagle News 24 Hour Freedom Truth sites they are getting their links from, or about who ultimately stands to profit from scaring them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Evan J is actually pretty great:

Evan also likes the ladies:

 

[Product Placement]

Didn't see this posted

A Florida school says vaccinated students must stay home for 30 days after each shot, citing a false claim that they'll infect others​

Spoiler: full article

A private school in Miami is requiring students who get vaccinated to quarantine at home for 30 days after each dose.

"Because of the potential impact on other students and our school community, vaccinated students will need to stay at home for 30 days post-vaccination for each dose and booster they receive and may return to school after 30 days as long as the student is healthy and symptom-free," a letter sent to parents of students at the Centner Academy said, as local news outlet WSVN reported.

The letter also urged parents to "hold off" on getting their children vaccinated until the summer "when there will be time for the potential transmission or shedding onto others to decrease."

Centner previously encouraged its teachers not to get vaccinated against COVID-19, saying those who did should "maintain physical distance from students."

School officials told Insider that the "policy was enacted as a prudent precautionary measure after much thoughtful deliberation," and repeated a false claim that vaccinated people pose a viral danger to others.

The truth is that this school policy is based on a dangerous myth that has been extensively debunked.

A COVID-19 vaccine cannot make you sick with COVID-19​

"What kind of nonsense is this?" Dr. Aileen Marty, an infectious disease expert at Florida International University, told WSVN. "They made that up. That's science fiction — not even science fiction because it's pure fiction."

None of the authorized COVID-19 vaccines contain the virus that causes COVID-19.

Pfizer's mRNA vaccine (the only one authorized for teens ages 12-16) instructs a person's body how to make a harmless protein. Learning how to make that protein is like viral bootcamp for the body's immune system, teaching it how to recognize and fight off the virus if it ever meets it.

"A COVID-19 vaccine cannot make you sick with COVID-19," a fact sheet published by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reads.

Instead, COVID-19 vaccines make it less likely a person will get sick with COVID-19 in the first place.

"The vaccine cannot be inhaled via shedding and can only enter the human body through an administered dose," Pfizer spokesperson Jerica Pitts previously told The Associated Press in an email addressing the myth this school is perpetuating.

Even if vaccinated people do catch the virus (which is happening more now that the highly infectious Delta variant is here), it's precisely because they have been vaccinated that their chances of winding up seriously ill, or dead, are reduced many, many times over. An Insider analysis of more than a dozen studies found that Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, and AstraZeneca are all highly effective at preventing severe COVID-19.

Additionally, early research has suggested that if they do get ill, fully vaccinated people are less likely to spread their illness than those who remain unvaccinated. Recent research has also shown that having more vaccinated family members helps protect kids who are too young to get shots yet.

Vaccines might cause short term side effects like fevers. That's normal — a good sign the body is building up immunity against the virus.

The coronavirus is killing students and teachers​

The coronavirus and its variants have been spreading quickly across schools, infecting and sometimes killing students and teachers. An unvaccinated teacher in California infected 26 people with the coronavirus after removing her mask to read to the class. A Mississippi eighth-grader died of COVID-19 just a week into school in August. Two teachers in Texas died from COVID-19 just days apart, forcing the school district to temporarily close.

"Schools can promote vaccinations among teachers, staff, families, and eligible students by providing information about COVID-19 vaccination, encouraging vaccine trust and confidence, and establishing supportive policies and practices that make getting vaccinated as easy and convenient as possible," a CDC info page about vaccinating kids says.

Centner Academy defended the letter it sent out to parents in a statement sent to Insider.

In a statement to WSVN, officials said: "Centner Academy's top priorities are our students' well-being and their sense of safety within our educational environment. We will continue to act in accordance with these priorities. The email that was sent to families today was grounded in these priorities."

This story has been updated with a statement from the school sent to Insider, and a fact check of that statement.

A Florida school says vaccinated students must stay home for 30 days after each shot, citing a false claim that they'll infect others

School officials said that the quarantine mandate exists because they believe vaccinated students can infect unvaccinated students. That's false.

www.businessinsider.com

The best part of the story is a real doctors reaction to it
"What kind of nonsense is this?" Dr. Aileen Marty, an infectious disease expert at Florida International University, told WSVN. "They made that up. That's science fiction — not even science fiction because it's pure fiction.""

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The theorists really won't shut up about Pfizer containing aborted fetus cells

I was at the pharmacy a few days ago + the guy in front of me asked about the aborted fetus cell shit. I wish the look on the pharmacist's face was a KF emoji because it was the best "jesus fucking christ not this dumb bullshit again" expression I've ever seen

 

[Hog On Ice]

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Evan J is actually pretty great:
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Evan also likes the ladies:
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That’s Major Rawls from The Wire.

 

[John Merston]

 

[Stardust]

The Dollar General, that I pass on my way to and from work, has a wear-a-mask bulletin on their doors. The kind many businesses, by law, put up. Anyway, right below it, the manager has a hand-written note that says, basically, they will not be stocking any Halloween masks due to political controversy.

Now, I live in a red state. It is likely the manager is super butt hurt about anything masks. They could also just be trying to appease the right-wing shoppers. Either way, it's fucking retarded to take that action against Halloween costume accessories, yet adhere to and enforce face-coverings to be inside the store.

I know Halloween is supposed to be scary, but cheap knock-off masks should not be triggering folks.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

The Dollar General, that I pass on my way to and from work, has a wear-a-mask bulletin on their doors. The kind many businesses, by law, put up. Anyway, right below it, the manager has a hand-written note that says, basically, they will not be stocking any Halloween masks due to political controversy.

Now, I live in a red state. It is likely the manager is super butt hurt about anything masks. They could also just be trying to appease the right-wing shoppers. Either way, it's fucking exceptional to take that action against Halloween costume accessories, yet adhere to and enforce face-coverings to be inside the store.

I know Halloween is supposed to be scary, but cheap knock-off masks should not be triggering folks.

What political controversy can there possibly be over Hallowe'en masks, and rather more to the point, who would be retarded enough to conflate/confuse seasonal costume masks with covid-measure masks? Absolute lunacy.